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00:52.75]Before time began, there was the Cube. 00:58.02]We know not where it comes from, 01:00.26]only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. 01:07.00]That is how our race was born. 01:10.20]For a time, we lived in harmony, 01:12.77]but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. 01:19.81]And so began the war, 01:22.68]a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, 01:28.25]and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. 01:33.62]We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home, 01:39.46]searching every star, every world. 01:44.50]And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us 01:50.54]to an unknown planet called Earth. 02:01.85]But we were already too late. 02:17.77]Oh, God, five months of this. 02:19.90]I can't wait to get a little taste of home. 02:22.50]A plate of mama's alligators étouffée. 02:24.64]You've been talking about barbecued 'gators and crickets 02:26.91]for the last two weeks. I'm never going to your mama's house, Fig. I promise. 02:30.18]But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known to have the most succulent meat. 02:33.58]I understand. 02:38.29]English, please. English. 02:40.66]I mean, how many times have we... We don't speak Spanish. I told you that. 02:44.43]Why you got to ruin it for me, man? That's my heritage. 02:49.43]Go with the Spanish. Whatever. 02:50.77]Hey, you guys remember weekends? Huh? The Sox at Fenway. 02:55.90]- Cold hotdog and a flat beer. - Perfect day. 02:59.64]What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day? 03:02.98]I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time. 03:05.88]- He's adorable. - That's too... 03:07.48]Shut up! 03:27.40]Hey, I'm ready to do this. 03:29.80]Hey, any of y'all grow some balls, come see me on the court, man. 03:32.47]Hey, hey! 03:36.61]Watch this crossover, baby. 03:37.98]Like Jordan in his prime, pushing through the front line. 03:41.98]- Step aside, ladies. - Oh, man. What? 03:44.25]- Lennox! - Hey, what are you doing? 03:46.62]- Water? - Thank you. 03:49.46]Are you gonna help me with the gear? 03:58.03]Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound unidentified infiltrator, 10 miles out. 04:07.14]Unidentified aircraft, you are in restricted US military airspace. 04:11.71]Squawk ident and proceed east out of the area. 04:16.75]Raptors one and two, snap to heading two-five-zero to intercept. 04:20.56]Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, not squawking. 04:28.13]Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase. 04:33.13]If you do not comply, we will use deadly force. 04:38.14]Copy the bogie. 04:39.67]Tail 4500 X-ray. 04:42.34]Sir, says here 4500 X was shot down three months ago. 04:44.91]- Afghanistan. - That's got to be a mistake. 04:46.85]- Check again, then recheck. - I did, sir. 04:49.02]A friend of mine was on that chopper. 04:51.79]Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase. 04:57.83]- Radar, where's the inbound? - Bogie's five miles out, sir. 05:04.57]- My wife on? - Yes, Captain. 05:08.64]- My ladies! - Look. 05:10.61]Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She's getting so big. 05:12.47]Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them. 05:15.91]Baby, we made a good-looking kid. 05:17.55]I know that people say that all the time, 05:19.78]but, wow, we made one good-Iooking kid. Nice work. 05:22.25]She has your laugh. 05:24.12]- She laughed? - Her first one, yeah. 05:26.82]You sure she didn't just fart? 05:29.86]No, she's a lady. 05:31.76]She doesn't know you yet, but she will. 05:36.20]4500 X. Something's not right. 05:43.71]Bogie's on the deck. 05:45.87]Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed. 05:50.14]It's coming from the chopper. 05:52.41]- Will? - Sarah? 05:54.78]Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon. 05:58.19]Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon. 06:01.72]- To the right. Go to the right. - Check fire. 06:08.16]MH-53 pilot, power down now. 06:15.27]Have your crew step out or we will kill you. 06:26.78]Hold your fire! Stand by to engage! 06:36.72]My God. 06:54.51]They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack! 07:26.01]Go! Move! Move! 07:35.28]It's going after the files! 07:37.08]Cut the hard lines! 07:38.55]I need a key! It's locked! 07:42.36]Move! Move! 07:49.33]Here, come here! Come here! 08:07.08]Here, hide in here! 08:09.12]Oh, my God. Okay. 08:12.65]No! 08:15.46]Oh! 08:26.40]What the... 08:37.11]Epps, let's go! 08:59.10]Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up. 09:02.27]Sorry, I got a lot of stuff. 09:04.24]Watch. 09:05.57]Okay. 09:07.98]For my family... 09:09.34]Who did... Who did that? People! Responsibility. 09:17.08]Okay. 09:19.62]So, for my family genealogy report, 09:21.29]I decided to do it on my great-great-grandfather, 09:24.79]who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky. 09:28.20]Very famous explorer. 09:29.36]In fact, he was one of the first to explore the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal. 09:37.64]In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors straight into the Arctic Shelf. 09:44.05]Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave! 09:48.38]The ice is freezing faster than it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men! 09:54.02]Heave! No sacrifice, no victory! 09:58.79]We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads! 10:02.13]So that's the story, right? 10:04.47]And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools 10:06.77]used by 19th-century seamen. 10:09.97]This here is the quadrant, which you can get for 80 bucks. 10:12.01]It's all for sale, by the way. 10:13.41]Like the sextant here. $50 for this, which is a bargain. 10:18.31]These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses. 10:20.78]I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things. 10:23.62]Are you going to sell me his liver? 10:25.99]Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade. 10:28.66]I don't think your grandfather would be 10:29.86]particularly proud of what you're doing. 10:31.19]I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund. 10:34.53]You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. I take PayPal. 10:36.70]Cold hard cash works, too. 10:38.13]And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day. 10:40.53]- Sam! - Sorry. 10:42.10]Unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather, 10:43.90]the genius that he was, wound up going blind and crazy in a psycho ward, 10:48.84]drawing these strange symbols 10:50.11]and babbling on about some giant ice man 10:52.68]that he thought he'd discovered. 10:54.45]Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. Might not. 10:58.39]- Sleep in fear tonight. - Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30? 11:00.79]- Sam? - Yeah. Sorry, sorry. 11:03.22]Okay. Pretty good, right? 11:07.23]I'd say a solid B-. 11:11.83]A B-? 11:12.93]You were hawking your great-grandfather's crap 11:15.07]- in my classroom. - No, kids enjoy... 11:16.34]- Look, can you do me a favor? - What? 11:17.67]Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father? 11:20.11]- He's the guy in the green car. - Yeah. 11:21.78]Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream. A boy's dream. 11:24.51]And a man's promise to that boy. 11:26.38]He looked at me in the eye. He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car. 11:29.32]"But I want you to bring me $2,000 and three As." 11:31.69]Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As. 11:33.92]Okay? Here's the dream. Your B-. Dream gone. Kaput. 11:38.86]Sir, just ask yourself, what would Jesus do? 11:44.33]Yes! Yes, yes. 11:47.17]So? 11:48.47]A-. It's an A, though. 11:49.54]Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A. 11:51.41]- So I'm good? - You're good. 11:53.87]- I got a little surprise for you, son. - What kind of... 11:57.45]Yeah, a little surprise. 12:00.48]No. No, no, no, no. Dad! 12:05.05]- Oh, you got to be kidding me. - See? 12:06.65]Yeah. I am. You're not getting a Porsche. 12:12.79]- You think that's funny? - Yeah, I think it's funny. 12:15.06]- What's wrong with you? - You think I'd really get you 12:16.63]a Porsche for your first car? 12:19.40]I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing. 12:21.70]- Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke. - It's not a funny joke. 12:27.84]- Manny! - What? 12:30.75]Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit. 12:32.48]He's having a heat stroke again. 12:33.68]Scaring white folks. 12:34.85]I'm hot! Makeup's melting. It hurts my eyes. 12:37.55]Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said... You said half a car, 12:40.29]not half a piece of crap, Dad. 12:41.99]When I was your age, I'd have been happy with four wheels and an engine. 12:44.43]Okay, let me explain something to you. Okay? 12:45.99]- You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin? - Yeah. 12:47.43]Okay, that's what this is. And this is 50-year-old virgin. 12:50.63]- Okay. - You want me to live that life? 12:52.50]- No sacrifice, no victory. - Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it. 12:54.80]- The old Witwicky motto, Dad. - Right. 12:56.17]Gentlemen. 12:58.31]Bobby Bolivia, like the country, except without the runs. 13:02.21]How can I help you? 13:03.41]Well, my son here, looking to buy his first car. 13:07.08]- You come to see me? - I had to. 13:09.28]That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B. 13:13.75]- Sam. - Sam, let me talk to you. 13:16.56]Sam, your first enchilada of freedom awaits underneath one of those hoods. 13:21.86]Let me tell you something, son. A driver don't pick the car. 13:25.57]The car'll pick the driver. 13:27.33]It's a mystical bond between man and machine. 13:30.24]Son, I'm a lot of things, but a liar's not one of them. 13:33.24]Especially not in front of my mammy. That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy! 13:39.55]Don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch. 13:42.65]I tell you, man, she deaf, you know? 13:47.39]Well, over here, every piece of car a man might want or need. 13:52.46]This ain't bad. 13:55.20]- This one's got racing stripes. - Yeah. 13:57.33]It got racing... 13:59.30]Yeah, what's this? What the heck is this? 14:01.27]I don't know nothing about this car. 14:03.14]- Manny! - What? 14:04.47]What is this? This car! Check it out! 14:07.17]I don't know, boss! I've never seen it! That's loco! 14:09.78]Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! Find out! 14:12.38]Feels good. 14:16.85]- How much? - Well, 14:20.35]considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle, 14:23.56]with the slick wheels and the custom paint job... 14:25.46]- Yeah, but the paint's faded. - Yeah, but it's custom. 14:29.63]It's custom faded? 14:30.76]Well, this is your first car. I wouldn't expect you to understand. 14:33.63]- Five grand. - No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry. 14:36.84]Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car. 14:38.54]No, no, no. You said cars pick their drivers. 14:40.21]Well, sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father. Out the car. 14:43.51]Now, this one here for four Gs is a beaut. 14:46.78]There's a Fiesta with racing stripes over there. 14:49.02]No, I don't want a Fiesta with racing stripes. 14:51.72]This is a classic engine right here. 14:53.85]I sold a car the other day... 14:58.23]Gee. Holy cow. 14:59.76]- No, no, no. No worries. - You all right? 15:01.30]I'll get a sledgehammer and knock this right out. Hey, hey, Manny! 15:05.17]Get your clown cousin and get some hammers 15:06.93]and come bang this stuff out, baby! 15:10.14]...greater than man... 15:11.21]That one's my favorite, drove all the way from Alabammy. 15:31.56]$4,000. 15:45.21]Steve. 15:46.44]Hello, Mr. Secretary. 15:50.34]They're so young. 15:52.05]They're the top subject matter experts, sir. 15:54.28]NSA's recruiting right out of high school these days. 15:56.65]Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense. 16:01.36]I am so underdressed. 16:03.22]Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Defense. 16:08.10]Please be seated. 16:11.10]I'm John Keller. 16:12.90]Obviously, you're wondering why you're here, so these are the facts. 16:17.54]At 1900 local time yesterday, 16:19.54]the SOCCENT Forward Operations Base in Qatar was attacked. 16:22.94]So far as we know, there were no survivors. 16:26.58]The objective of the attack was to hack our military network. 16:30.52]We're not sure exactly what they're after, 16:32.25]but we do know that they were cut off during the assault, 16:35.79]which would lead us to assume that they're going to try it again. 16:40.09]Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack. 16:43.16]And the only real lead we have so far is this sound. 16:53.84]That's the signal that hacked our network. 16:57.91]NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it 17:01.12]and intercept further communications, 17:02.68]but we need your help to find out who did this. 17:05.59]Now, you've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis. 17:10.26]We're on a hair-trigger here, people. 17:13.06]The President has dispatched battle groups 17:15.30]to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea. This is as real as it's ever gonna get. 17:19.57]Now I'm gonna leave you to your officer-in-charge. 17:21.30]You'll break up into teams and you'll start your work. 17:24.30]Good luck to us all. 17:35.28]All right, Mojo. I got the car. Now I need the girl. 17:40.75]I need money to take out the girl is what I need. 17:44.59]Zero bids. 17:47.13]Great. Broke. 17:49.53]Come on, Mojo. You want your pain pills? 17:53.90]No. Premature. 17:55.30]Good. What's up? 17:56.74]Nothing. You know, just driving my car. Driving my car. 18:01.91]It's like clockwork. 18:03.18]All right, I know you get wasted on these things, 18:04.88]but if you piss in my bed again, you're sleeping outside. Okay? 18:08.05]That's it for today. No more. Crackhead. 18:10.45]- Ron, this one is uneven. - Yeah. Probably. 18:14.66]This one is wobbly. 18:15.96]- Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon. - Couldn't we have hired a professional? 18:20.16]- Sam... - What? 18:21.40]I do not like footprints on my grass. 18:24.06]- What foot... There's no footprints. - That's why I built my path. 18:26.37]So why don't you go from my grass onto my path, okay? 18:28.17]- It's family grass, Dad. - Well, when you own your own grass, 18:30.40]- you'll understand. - This... I can't do it anymore. 18:32.61]- You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. - What? 18:34.81]He's got enough self-esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom. 18:37.08]That's his bling. 18:39.01]I want you home at 11:00! 18:41.05]- Yeah, all right. - 11:00! 18:43.02]Please, for the love of God, drive safely. 18:45.25]Seat belt on! 18:53.43]Wow. You are so cheap. 18:57.73]Well, it's his first car. Supposed to be like that. 19:05.44]At this time, we can't confirm whether there were any survivors. 19:11.51]Oh, my God. 19:12.58]Our bases worldwide are, as of now, at DEFCON Delta, 19:14.52]our highest readiness level. 19:17.95]We're dealing with a very effective weapons system 19:19.79]that we have not come across before. 19:22.32]But our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women... 19:25.53]Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay. 19:28.53]I've never seen a weapons system like this. 19:31.33]The thermal shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton 19:34.13]like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field. 19:37.40]That's impossible. There's no such thing as invisible force fields 19:39.74]except in, like, comic book stuff, right? 19:42.01]- Man, I don't know. - What is that? 19:43.51]My mama, she had the gift, you know? 19:45.68]She saw things. I got the gene, too, 19:49.05]and that thing that attacked us? I got a feeling it ain't over. 19:53.55]How about you use those magic voodoo powers 19:55.42]and get us the hell out of here, huh? 19:57.19]When I took that picture, I think it saw me. 20:03.76]It looked right at me. 20:06.13]All right, we got to get this thing back to the Pentagon right away. 20:08.57]They got to know what we're dealing with here. 20:10.10]My radio's fried. 20:11.94]- I got no communication with aerial. - Hey, Mahfouz. 20:14.64]- How far do you live from here? - Not far. Just up that mountain. 20:17.71]- Do they have a phone? - Yes. 20:19.35]All right, let's hit it. 20:24.45]Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party? 20:26.89]Of course, Miles. It's a lake. Public property. 20:32.59]Oh, my God. 20:34.16]Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here. Just don't do anything weird, all right? 20:37.43]- I'm good, right? - Yeah, you're good. 20:39.10]Okay. 20:43.97]Hey, guys, check it out. 20:47.24]Oh, hi. 20:48.31]Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey. 20:57.55]So, what are you guys doing here? 21:00.32]We're here to climb this tree. 21:02.96]I see that. It looks... It looks fun. 21:04.93]- Yeah. - You know, I thought I recognized you. 21:06.49]You tried out for the football team last year, right? 21:11.03]Let's go call your mom. 21:12.43]Oh, no, no, that... No. That wasn't like a real tryout. 21:16.44]I was researching a book I was writing. 21:19.24]- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 21:20.64]Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports? 21:24.51]No, it's about the link between brain damage and football. 21:28.25]No, it's a good book. Your friends'll love it. 21:30.58]You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, 21:33.85]sections, pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun. 21:37.06]That's funny. 21:38.89]Okay, okay. You know what? Stop. 21:43.86]Hey, guys, I know of a party. Let's go, let's head. 21:46.20]You got to get out of the tree right now. Get... 21:48.37]Just get out of the tree right now, please. 21:51.91]What are you doing? 21:53.21]Did you see that dismount? All the chicks were watching. 21:55.38]You're making me look like an idiot. We both looked like idiots just now. 21:57.91]- Hey, how about you let me drive? - Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy. 22:01.28]These 22s, I don't want you grinding them. No. 22:04.35]Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat? 22:08.32]God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny. 22:13.33]Okay. 22:15.76]You'll call me. 22:23.60]Who's gonna drive you home, tonight? 22:26.61]Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio? 22:28.21]- I'm gonna drive her home tonight. - What? 22:30.21]She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike. 22:32.95]She lives 10 miles from here, okay? It's my only chance. 22:34.68]You got to be understanding here, all right? 22:36.05]All right. We'll put her in the back. I'll be quiet. 22:37.55]- Did you say, "Put her in the back"? - I called shotgun. 22:39.29]I'm not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car. 22:41.19]- That's a party foul. - What rules? 22:42.62]Bros before hos. 22:43.92]Miles, I'm begging you to get out of my car. Okay? 22:45.79]You can't do this to me. 22:46.89]You got to get out of my car right now. 22:52.83]Who's gonna come around when you break? 22:56.37]Mikaela! It's Sam. 22:59.34]Witwicky. 23:00.87]I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. 23:03.14]You sure? 23:04.21]So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. 23:06.08]I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house. 23:10.58]There you go. 23:18.93]So... 23:23.80]I can't believe that I'm here right now. 23:27.60]You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings. 23:30.34]Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean here with you. 23:32.47]I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I'm always in. 23:37.81]'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys, 23:40.91]for tight abs and really big arms. 23:44.92]Big arms? 23:48.09]Well, there's a couple new additions in the car. 23:50.96]Like, I just put in that light there. 23:54.03]And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball. 23:59.90]Yeah. 24:04.10]Are you new to school this year? It's your first year here? 24:07.61]Oh, no, no. 24:09.54]We've been in the same school since first grade. 24:11.55]- Really? - Yeah. 24:13.25]Yeah, a long time. 24:14.68]Well, do we have any classes together? 24:16.68]- Yeah, yeah. - Really? Which? 24:18.35]History. Language arts. Math. Science. 24:21.96]- Sam. - Sam. Yeah. 24:23.32]- Sam Wilkicky. - Witwicky. 24:26.86]God, you know what? I'm so sorry. I just... 24:28.63]- No, it's cool. - I just didn't recognize you. 24:30.43]Yeah, well, I