《cars》(《汽车总动员》剧本台词)

Cars Cars Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner. Fourty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast. Maybe I should have breakfast. Brakie could be good for me. No, no. Stay focused. Speed. I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning! Hey Lightning, you're ready? LIGHTNING McQUEEN Oh yeah, Lightning is ready! PISTON CUP CARS Got gas, come on here! Not bad run, sweetie! Welcome back to the Dinoco 400. I'm Bob Cutlass. Here with my good friend Darrell Cartrip. We're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day of a racing. I'm all fresh with student Ruth right now. If this gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to toll me out of the booth! Right you are, Darrell. Three cars are tied for the season's point sleeve. Heading into the final race of the season. And the winner of this race, Darrell will win the season's title. And the Piston Cup. Of the cage Strip Weathers have one more victory before retiring. He's been down to coast golden boy for years! Can he win the one last Piston Cup? And there's always for the second place. Bob, we're buying Chick Hicks. He's been shaking that tail then his entire career. Chick tough this was his year, Bob. He's chance to finally emerge to the Kind Shadow. But the last thing he expected was... Lightning McQueen! You know, I don't think anybody expected this. Rookie sensation came in at the season unknown. But everyone knows him now. Will he be the first rookie to win Piston Cup? And land Dinoco? The legend, the runner up and the rookie! Three cars, one champion! Go get him! Dinoco is all mine. Get through that, McQueen! Huge crash! Unbelievable! Wait a second Darrell, McQueen is in the rackage. There's no way that rookie can make it through! Not one piece that is. Lightning! Look at him! McQueen made it through! Man, a spectacular move by Lightning McQueen! Yeah! Good jump! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! Yeah McQueen! Gotchaaa! Everyone else heads for the pimps but McQueen stays out. To take it for lead! Don't pick me out, I can still race! Ha, what do you think, boys? What a beauty. - McQueen made it through! - What? He's got pidding! Go! Get me out of here, let's go! Get me back up there, come on! McQueen not going into the pits. You know the rookie just fired his crutie. That's the third one this season. Well, he says he likes working alone, Darrell. It looks like Shet got caught up in the pits. Yeah, after a start like that he's got a lot of ground to make up! Get ready boys, we're coming into the restart. Come on, come on, come on! We need tires down! Come on, let's go! No, no, no! No tires! Just gas! You need tires, you idiot! Looks like it's all gas and goes for McQueen today. That's right, no tires again. Normally I'd say after a short term game long term walk. But it sure is working for him. Hey, maybe he knows something we don't know. This is it Darrell. One lap to go and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead. Ah, he's gotten into the bay, calling it nose, put down a fire. We knew it grab us a new chase. Checker flag, here I come! Oh no! McQueen has blown the tire! In beholding one time to go, can he make it? You fool! McQueen blew a tire, McQueen blew a tire! He's lost another tire! - McQueen checkers coming up fast. - They are in term three. Come on! I don't believe what I'm watching, Bob! Lightning McQueen is a hundred feet from his Piston Cup! The King and Chick rounding turn four. The Piston Cup and it's.. And it's... - It's too close to call! - I don't believe it! The most spectacular, amazing, unbelievable in the history of a world! And we don't even know who won! Hey no cameras! Get out of here! We're here in Victory Lane awaiting the race results. McQueen, that was quite a risky move not taking the tires. Tell me about it. Are you sorry you don't have a crutchie out there? Kori, there's a lot more to racing than just winning. I mean taking a race by a full lap, where's the entertainment then? No, no, I want to give the folks a little sizzle. Sizzle? Am I sorry I don't have a crutchie? No, I'm not. Cause I'm a one man show. What? Yeah right. That was a very confident Lightning McQueen. Coming to you live from Victory Lane. Hey, get out of the shot! Yo, Chuck! Chuck what are you doing, you're blocking the camera! Everyone wants to see the bulb. - What? - Now back away. That's it! Come on, guys! - Wow! Jee! Where are you going? - We quit, Mr. One Man Show! Okay, leave. Fine. How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas? Adios, Chuck. - And my name is not Chuck! - Oh, whatever. Hey Lightning! Yo, McQueen! Seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racing out there. By me! Welcome to the Chicker, baby. Piston Cup, it's mine, dude. Hey fellows, how do you think I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue! - In your dreams, Thunder. - Yeah, right! Dundru, why's he talking about thunder? You know, cause thunder always comes after Lightning! - Who here knew about the thunder? - I didn't. Show us some boo! Ladies, that was one close finish. You sure made Dinoco proud. Thank you Kenny. Reflection. You've been good to me all these years. There's a late stock in this. Whatever happened, you're a winner to me, you old getty rabbit. Thanks dear. We'll mean that in that tune. - I'm Mia! - I'm Tia! We're like your biggest fans! I love being me. We love you Lightning! Hey buddy, you're a one good some gracious. Hey Mr. Lukane. You got more talent in one lugn, that a lot of corners has got in whole body. - Really? Oh, that's... - That's you're stupid. Excuse me? This ain't a one man deal, kid. You ain't a wize up. You get yourself a good crutchie on a good thing. You ain't gonna win unless you got good falks behind you. And you let them very top like a computer... Crutchie, yeah. THE NEW FACE OF DINOCO THE KING LIGHTNING McQUEEN You figure that out, you're just going to be okay. Oh, that is spectacular advice. Thank you Mr. The King. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Piston Cup history... And rookie got won the Piston Cup. Yes! We have a three way cars! Hey McQueen, that must be really embarracing, but I wouldn't worry about it. Because I didn't do it! It's the turn out high wagger race between the three leaders will be held in California in one week. Well thank you, thanks all of you there. Thanks you. Hey, rook. First one to California gets Dinoco autum sulk. Ah! No, not me! No, you rock! And you know that! Oh yeah! Wow! First one to California gets Dinoco all-do-himself. We'll see who gets there first, Chick. - Hey kid, congrats on a time! - I don't wanna talk about it. Come on, let's go Mack. Settle up. What did you do with my trailer? - I parked it over here his boss's tit. - What? - You gotta make your first of appearance. - No. No. No, no, no, no! Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use a Rust-eze, medicated bumper ointment, new rear in formula. Nothing sues a Rusty bumper like Rust-eze! Actual results may take up to 36 weeks. Wow! Look at that shine! Use Rust-eze, and you too can look like me! I covered the scot for scotskin. He was so Rust-eze he didn't cash a check! You can see his dirty undercarriage. I hate rusty cars. This is not good for my image. They did gave you a big break. Besides, it's in your contract. Will you stop please! Just go get hottop. - Winter is a grand old time. - Of this there are no 'ifs' or 'buts'. - But remember, all that soltan grind. - Can rust your bolts and freeze your... Hey look, there he is! Our almost there! Get you rearranded here kid. - Lucky McQueen, you are wicked ass! - Yeah you are funky, McQueen! - Give me a little room, guys. - You're my hero, Mr. McQueen! - Yes, I know. Frank, thank you. - He knows my name! He knows my name! Look at that, body! Lightning, we had a better year. I mean we may even clear it up to buy you some headlights. - Are you saying he doesn't have headlights? - That's what I'm telling you! It's just stickers! Well you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit. So is my brother but he still needs headlights! Ladies and gentlemen, Lightning McQueen! You know the Rust-eze medicated bumper ointment team ran a great race today. And remember, with a little Rust-eze and cinema lock you too can look like me. We love it. And we're looking towards to another great year, just like this year. Not on your life. - Don't drive like my brother! - Don't drive like my brother! California, here we come! Dinoco, here we come! Ooh, I need this. Hello? Is this Lightning McQueen the world's fastest racing machine? - Is this Harv, the world's greatest agent? - And it is such an honour to be your agent. That almost hurts me to take 10 percent of your winning. And merchandising and right and property. Anyway, what a race! Ha, champ? I didn't see it but I heard you were great. - Thanks Harv. - Listen, they're giving you 20 tickets for the tie breaker in Cally. I'll pass them on to your friends. You shoot me the names. You let hard rocking for you, all right baby? Right, friends! Yes, there's... Okay, I get it Mr. Popular so many friends you can't even near right that. Hey, when you get to town, you better make time for your best friend. - You gotta break brake with Spooky here. - Yeah, that would be great! We should totally... Okay, I gotta jump kid, let me know how it goes. I'm out. What? A minivan? Come on, Mack. He's gonna slow me, Lightning McQueen you're holding here! Yes, stop it all brick brick kid. Poor Mack needs a rest. Absolutely not. We're driving straight through all night. Then we get to California. We can win through it! All night! Why don't you spend a real deal, estate. Come on Mack, I need to get there before Chick and hand with Dinoco. All those sleeping trucks. Hey kid, I don't know if I can make it. Oh sure you can, Mack. Look, it'll be easy. - I'll stay up with you. - All night? All night long. - Hey yo, DJ! - What up? We got ourselves a nodder. Pretty music! Yo we go! Lane's changed, Mack! Right by get ya! - Oops! I missed! - You go on vacation? - Oh no, it's Snotrod. - He's gonna blow! Once a mere drive went lousy. Mack! Mack! Mack! Hey Mack! Mack! Mack! Mack wait for me! Mack! Mack! Mack! Mack! Mack, wait up! Mack, Mack! - You're not Mack! - Mack? I ain't no Mack, I'm a Peterbuilt Red Sack! Turn on your lights, you moron! Mack... The innerstate! ROUTE 66 Not in my town, you dumb. Oh, no! Oh, maybe he can help me! Why is he shooting at me? Why is he shooting at me! I haven't gone this fast in years. I'm gonna boo a gasket or something. What the ballo blazers crazy hotrunner! I'm telling you man, every third blink is slower. The 60s weren't good to you, were they? What? That's not the interstate! No, no, no, no, no, no! I'm not the only one seeing this, right? Fly away Stanley! Be free! Boy, you're in a heap of trouble. We're live at the Los Angeles International Speedway as the first competitor, winky McQueen is arriving at the track! - Is it true he's gonna pumch ricardo? - What's your strategy? Come on, do not forget to wipe my munklabs. LIGHTNING McQUEEN MISSING McQueen's driver ride in California, but McQueen was missing. Race car, Lightning McQueen was appointed missing. MISSING Scheduled race in an unprecedent... Spots have stated. They have no idea where he is. I just hope Lightning is okay. I sure would hate to see anything bad happens to him. I don't know what target to fun, Lightning McQueen or cruchie who worked with him! Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs. They are all asking the same question, where is McQueen? Where am I? Morning, slave admittee! More Hollywooding when you're away kid! Take whatever you want, just don't hurt me! Parking? Why do I have a parking midle? What's going on here please! You're funny, I like you already. My name's Mater. Mater? Yeah, like domater but without a 'DO'! - What's your name? - You don't know my name? No, I'm not. Is your name Mater too? What? Look, I need to get to California as fast as possible. - Where am I? - Where are you? You're in Radiator Springs, the cuttest little town in Carburetor county. Oh, great. Just great! Well, if you think that's great, you should see the rest of the town. You know, I'd love to see the rest of the town! So if you could just open the gate, take this boot off. You and me we go cruise and check out the local scene, you know. - Yeah! Good! - How's that for you, Mater? Mater! What did I tell you about talking to the accused? To not to. What creet you're yapping totally is doing what road has it dedtraffic course. We'll talk later, mater. Later mater, that's funny! The Radiator Springs Traffic Court, come to order! Hey you sqashed my tire, I'll blow torch to you! You brought the road! I know that about the cars! Officer, talk to me babe, how log is this gonna take? - I gotta get to California pronto. - Where's your lawyer? I don't know. Tahiti maybe. He's gotta timeshare there. When a defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to him. Hey! Anyone wanna be his lawyer? - Hold on, Sheriff! - All rise. The honourable Doc Hudson reside of. Chill off. May Doc have mercy on your soul. All right, I wanna know who's responsible for reckoning my town, Sheriff. I want this hoot on a platter. I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots. Check that, I'm gonna put him in jail till the jail rots, on top of the Mandella while we move him to a new jail, and when that jail rot, I'm gonna... Throw him out of here Sheriff. I want him out of my courtroom, I want him out of my town! - Case dismissed. - Yes! You're pretty good with this lawyer and stuff. - Sorry I'm late your honour. - Holy Porshe! She's gotta be from my attourney's office. Hey, thanks for coming but we're all set. He's letting me go. - He's letting you go? - Yeah, your job's pretty easy today. All you have to do now is stand there and let me look at you. Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase. Me, you, dinner. What a... Please! I know, I get that reaction a lot. I create feelings in anothers that they themselves don't understand. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you? Well a little bit, but I'll be all right. - Okay... I'm gonna go talk to the judge. - Do what you're gonna do baby. Oh but listen be careful, falks around here are not firing on all cilinders if you know what I mean. I'll keep that in mind. - Hey there Mater. - Howdy Howdy. Hi falks. - You know her? - She's a town attourney. - And my fiancee. - What? I'm just kidding. She just likes me for my body. Doc, you look great this morning. Did you do something different with your side view mirrors? What do you want, Sally? Come on, make this guy fix the road. The town needs this. No, I know his type. Race car. The last thing this town needs. Okay, I didn't wanna to do this Doc, but you leave me no choice. Fellow citizens, you're all aware of our town's proud history. Here she goes again. Radiator Springs, the glorious jewel strung on the necklace of root 66. The mother road. It is our job and our pleasure to take care of the travellers on our strench of that road. - Travellers! What travellers! - Ignore him. But how I ask you are we to care for those travellers, if there is no road for them to drive on? Luigi, what do you have in your store? Tires. - And if no one can get to you? - I won't sell any... tires. I will lose everything! - Flo, what do you have in your store? - I have gas. Lots of gas. Okay boys, stay with me. And Flo, what will happen if no one can come to your station to buy gas? I'll go out of business and... will have to leave town. And what's gonna happen to all of us if Flo leaves town and closes her station? So don't you think that car responsible should fix our road? The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al! - Lizzie, Big Al lived like 15 years ago. - Then why don't you bring him up here? Oh he can do it, he's got the horse power. So what do you want him to do? - Fix the road! - Fix the road! Because we are a town worth fixing! - Yeah! - Yeah! Quiet in the court! Seems like my mind has been changed for me. - No! - Nice ruling! Oh, I am so not taking you to dinner! That's okay, stickers. You can take Bessie. Oh man, you get to work with Bessie! I give him a little too loading off. So if I can. Bessie? Who's Bessie? This here is Bessie. Finest road paving machine ever built. I'm here by sentencing you to community service. You're gonna fix the road under my supervision. What? This place is crazy! Hey, I notice that may be a bad time right now, but... You owe me a 32 thousand dollars in legal faith. What? So we're gonna hit you up to sweet Bessie and you're gonna pull her nice. You gotta be kidding me! You start there where the road begins. You finish down there where the road ends. Holy shoot! Wow, wow, wow, how long is this gonna take? Well, solid has it right, it should take him about five days. Five days? But I should be in California shmoozing Dinoco right now! And if I were you, I'd quit yapping and started working! - Hook him out, Mater. - Okey dokey. Freedom! Maybe I should have hook him up to Bessie. And then... enter to boot off. RADIATOR SPRINGS LEAVING SO SOON? Good-bye, Radiator Springs! And good-bye, Bessie! California, here I come! Yeah! I feel the wind! Yes! No. No, no, no. Not a gas! How could I be out of gas! Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are. But how did you? We safered your gas while you're past out. - Gentlemen. - Sheriff. Hey Sheriff. - Why are the tires so here? - So the simplest queen. They were better what they were before. Guido! Give me more! I wanna get look at that sexy Hotrod! Kiddo, how do you pretty good with! I can't do now of course sometimes I'll be that fluid built up my engine blocking. Top shed don't flew till he fixed my engine. That's why we made him do this. Boy you should have heard me boom om my. Hotrod would have drive. Be funky photos see me get all mama. - Ah man, that's just great! - Hey what's wrong? - My lucky stickers are all dirty. - Nah, it ain't so, I'll clean it for you. No, no, no, no! That won't be necessary. Hey! Hey big fellow! Yeah, you in the red! I could use a little host down, help me wash this all. - Where's he going? - Oh, he's just a little bit shy. - He hates you for killing his flowers. - I shouldn't have to put up with this! I'm a precision instrument of speeding airodynamics. - You what? - I'm a very famous race car! You are a famous race car? A real race car? Yes I'm a real race car, what do you think, look at me! I'm heard of racing my entire life for my whole life! Then you know who I am! I'm Lightning McQueen. - Lightning McQueen! - Yes, yes! I must excremetaly well, my exciment is on the top of some place very high! Do you know many Ferraris? No, no, no. They race on Europian circuit. I'm in a Piston Cup! What? Luigi, follow the Ferraris. Is that what I think it is? Customers. Customers! Customers, everyone! Customers! Customers? Okay, I want everybody calm down for a long time! Just remember what we rehearsed! Make sure you're open this. Come in signs and out. And you all know what to do. All right, nobody panicks, here we go! Man, I just don't see any honour anywhere. - Minny, I know exactly where we are. - Yeah? We're in the middle of nowhere! Honey, please! Hello. Welcome to Radiator Springs gateway ornament valley, legendary for its quality service and friendly hospitality. How can we help you? We don't need anything, thank you very much. Honey, ask her directions, did the interstate. There's no need to ask for directions, Minny. - I know exactly where we're going. - I did the same thing on Orchard the Shakapi. You know we were handed over there for the crazy days. Okay, okay, really. We're just pity. What you really need is this sweet taste of my hollay organic fuel. - Doesn't agree with my tank. - We're just trying to find the interstate. Good to see you, soldier. Come on in my serfless after all your government surfplace needs. Honey, surplass. - I think we have too much surpless. - I do have a map ov