英语情景剧剧本

英语情景剧剧本 　　英语情景剧剧本（一） 　　第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干 　　赵云：no!本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ 　　赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already …ai ~. 　　夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children, stop there or i will kill you 　　赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? 　　赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three… nine dark white bone fingers!! 　　赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ 　　曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack. 　　蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; 　　曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind? 　　Is he engaged in what is called performance art? 　　曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 　　蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 　　夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打 　　蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 　　曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened? 　　（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起） 　　蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology …… 　　（三人下） 　　（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上） 　　、 　　诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it? 　　诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! 　　诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming! 　　张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute! 　　张飞：子龙！ long 　　（张飞下） 　　赵云：kao!这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father 　　（赵云转身面向刘备） 　　（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗） 　　（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞） 　　赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu? 　　诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder! 　　曹操（在台下）：啊~!!!（惨烈地） 　　（三人下） 　　旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside,zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo 　　曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中） 　　（三人奸笑上台）代写剧本 www.coffbar.com 　　夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了… black man come again , Blacks are very powerful,i'm afaid 　　张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! （clenches teeth） 　　You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it! 　　夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！ 　　蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly 　　蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!! 　　I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself. 　　夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打败了 （蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回） 　　Why does that coward become so brave? 　　曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated! 　　（夏侯敦跃起） 　　曹操：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳） 　　曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking! 　　曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格） 　　诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song! 　　张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝） 　　赵云：好的！ ok 　　（张飞、赵云二人下） 　　《Only You》。（歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~）。 　　N--- narrator, MP--- Mother pig , FP--- first pig, SP--- Second pig, TP--- Third pig, M---man 　　MP: You are too big to live here any longer. You must go and build houses for yourselves. But take care that the wolf does not catch you. 　　FP/SP/TP: Yes, Mum. We will take care that the wolf does not catch us. 　　N:The three little pigs set off. （三只小猪唱歌） 　　FP: Please will please give me some straw? I want to build a house for myself. 　　很快他们在路上遇到了一个背着稻草的人。第一只小猪说道："先生，可以给我一些你的稻草吗？我要用来造我自己的房子！""当然",那人回答，并且给了一些稻草给第一只小猪。 　　FP: Now the wolf won’t catch me and eat me. 　　TP: I shall build a stronger house than yours, too. 　　N: The second little pig and the third little pig went on along the road. Soon they met a man who was carrying some sticks. 　　M: Yes, of course. Here you are. 　　N: Then the second pig build himself a house of sticks. He was very pleased with his house. 　　TP: I shall build a stronger house than yours. 　　N: The third little pig walked on ,along the road, by himself. Soon he met a man carrying some bricks. 　　M: Yes, of course. Here you are. 　　己的房子！"当然", 那人回答，并且给了小猪一些砖块。 　　TP: Now the wolf won’t catch me and eat me. 　　N: The next day the wolf came along the road. He came to the house of straw which the first pig had built. The wolf knocked on the door and said, 　　第二天，狼从这条路上走来，到了第一只小猪的房子。狼敲了敲门说："小猪小猪，让我进去。" 　　W: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in. 　　小猪说："不不， 我不会让你进来的！"狼说："那样的话， 我会把你的房子吹掉~!"接着，狼开始深深吸了一口气，一口气把稻草房子给吹倒了。 　　N: The next day the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of sticks which the second little pig had built. The wolf knocked on the door and said, 　　第三天， 狼继续昨天的路， 到了第二只小猪的房子。 狼敲了敲门说："小猪小猪，让我进去。" 　　W: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in. 　　小猪说："不不， 我不会让你进来的！"狼说："那样的话， 我会把你的房子吹掉~!"接着，狼开始深深吸了一口气，一口气把木头房子给吹倒了。 　　N: The next day the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of bricks which the third little pig had built. The wolf knocked on the door and said, 　　第四天， 狼继续昨天的路， 到了第三只小猪的房子。 狼敲了敲门说："小猪小猪，让我进去。" 　　W: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in. 　　小猪说："不不， 我用我的猪毛起誓，我不会让你进来的！"狼说："那样的话， 我会把你的房子吹掉~!"接着，狼开始深深吸了一口气，大力地吹着砖头房子，但是怎么都吹不倒。 　　W: This is a clever little pig. If I want to catch him I must pretend to be his friend. （So the wolf said,） Little pig, if you will be ready at six o’clock in the morning, I will take you to Farmer Smith’s field. We shall find some nice carrots for dinner. 　　PS: Very well. 　　"好啊，"小猪回答。但是第三只小猪很聪明，第二天早上他5点就出发了，拔了一篮子萝卜然后赶在六点前回家了。 　　W: Are you ready, little pig? 　　六点的时候狼来敲门："小猪，你准备好了吗？"小猪回答："我已经去过史密斯地里了，还拔了一篮子萝卜，现在我正煮着它们呢。" 　　W: Little pig, if you will be ready at five o’clock in the morning, I will take you to Farmer Brown’s apple tree. We shall find some red apples. 　　PS: Very well. 　　"好啊，"小猪回答。第三只小猪很聪明，第二天早上4点就出发了，他正在摘苹果的时候狼来了。 　　PS: These are fine apples, Mr. Wolf. I’ll throw you one. 　　PS: Haha, goodbye, Mr. Wolf. 　　"这些都是很不错的苹果哦，狼先生！我给你扔一个！" 　　"再见了，狼先生！" 　　N: The little pigs put a big pot of water on the fire to boil. The wolf climbed on the roof and then he began to come down the chimney. 　　N: The wolf fell into the hot water and died. 　　狼说道："小猪，我现在要吃掉你们。我要从你的烟囱爬下去抓你们。"小猪们烧开了一锅水等着。狼爬到屋顶，开始从烟囱往下跳，这时候，狼掉进了烧开的水里面被烫死了，这就是狼的结局。 　　英语情景剧剧本（三） 　　Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen 　　Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside 　　Trent Cheng: Big gangster（大流氓） 　　SCENE I 　　Mom: Hello~ 　　Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy! 　　Mom: Hello~ 　　Mom: （I recognize the voice.） You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you. 　　Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? （Hang up the phone more angrier.） 　　Mom: Eliza~ 　　Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home. 　　SCENE II英语剧本大全ww. 　　The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child. 　　Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! （The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head） 　　At this moment, the girl appears. 　　Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time. 　　Big gangster: （Hitting the small gangster’s head again.） Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move! 　　Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor? 　　Small gangster: （Murmuring） This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart. 　　Eliza: Never mind! 　　Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university. 　　Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university. 　　Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy. 　　Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people. 　　Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl. 　　Eliza goes with the gangsters. 　　Eliza: What are you doing#from 《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本来自学优网http://www.gkstk.com/ end#? 　　Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared. 　　Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional. 　　Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy! 　　Small gangster: You! Get out of the car! 　　Eliza: I agree! （Nod head.） 　　Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you. 　　Mother is preparing dinner. 　　No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong. 　　As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings. 　　Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here. 　　Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson! 　　Big gangster: Sure! Listen! （The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.） 　　The gangster takes the phone away. 　　Mom: Too expensive! 20% off. 　　Mom: Bargain is my hobby. 　　Mom: O.K. See you then! 　　Mom: Ha! （Mom shouts.） 　　Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there? 　　Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish? 　　Mom: Release my daughter first! 　　Mom: No way! 　　Mom: Justice is always the winner. 　　Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline. 　　Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society? 　　Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? （Turn to the big gangster.） 　　Eliza: Me! Me! 　　Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me! 　　Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight? 　　Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. 　　Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly. 　　Celine: They want to trick you, but… 　　Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS. 1