芭比之美人鱼历险记.doc

芭比之美人鱼历险记.doc Hey, Fallon. You and Hadly still up for the cove? I need a major reality check. So that’s what he told me. And now I know I’m losing my mind, because craziness clearly runs in my family. Hadley: Own it, girl. Craziness doesn’t explain your hair, but being half mermaid might. mermaids don’t exist. Hadley: Ah-ah. See, this website says in mythology, mermaids come of age around 16, and often go through physical changes, like longer or different-colored hair. Ha! That proves it! Yes! It proves you can make up anything and put it on the Internet. Hadley: It’s not made up, it’s real mermaid fact! Liah’s proof! I’m not proof! I’m not a mermaid. Hadley, I came to you guys to talk me out of this craziness, not deeper in. I need help! I thought I was breathing underwater! I thought a dolphin was speaking to me! There’s a reason for that…..You were, and I was. Huh? What? Yes! You didn’t even tell us she was sparkly. Thank you. I do have a name, though. Zuma. Sorry for not introducing myself sonner. Oh! Don’t even worry about it. It’s great to meet you. Me too This cannot be happening. This is real! Zuma is Liah’s mermaid spirit guide. Right? I’m just a friend. I was close with Merliah’s mother. You knew my mother? Everyone knew your mother. She was the Queen of Oceana until her sister Eris overthrew her. Ever since then, Eris has ruled selfishly, putting Oceana in great danger. So you’re saying Liah Isn’t just a mermaid, she’s mermaid royalty. Tell me you’re not starting to believe this. We are talking to a pink sparkly dolphin. A mer-princess. Oh, that’s so beautiful. Stop!Oky. if this all happened years ago, why are you telling me now? Because you’re come of age. Your mermaid self has resurfaced. Now you can return to Oceana and defeat Eris, just as the Destinies foretold! That is so deep! Deeply crazy. My destiny is to be the best surfer in Malibu. This mutant mermaid stuff is getting in the way of my destiny! And as for Oceana, even if it does exist…. Which it does.