狂野大自然

狂野大自然 The wild 狂野大自然 1 So there I was, face to face with the I mean, green. I'm so tired of hearing that, Dad! biggest, And he hated the environment. It's a rat! meanest leopard on this side of the Serengeti. And... To pull this off, I knew I was gonna have Get that rat off my baby! to dig deep, You roared so loud, his spots flew clean A rat? off. deeper than I ever had before. Hello! Dad, I've heard this like a billion times. So I swallowed my fear, Silly, silly rat. Do you know the one where I made the sucked in the biggest breath I could. laughing hyenas... - Rats do not got bling like this, lady. Dad, I'm ready! - You little! Cry? Yep. - You got it? - I got it! Lastly, that is the ugliest baby I've ever - The croc attack? - Dad. seen! - I got it! - Well, let him have it! OK. Think. Benny, stealing candy from a baby? Roar, son! Yeah, you do that. Stealing is such a strong word. I prefer "liberating." Story of my life. All right, Mr. Smart Guy, Hey, kid, heard the roar. Down another... Your roar stops a herd of wildebeests. here's one I know you haven't heard. Mine makes the babies laugh. - Octave. - Octave! It all started in the little place I like Hey, come on. That was much better. to call... You ready to cheer me and your old man as we capture our fifth straight I'm serious! It dropped half an octave. ...the wild. turtle-curling title? It dropped half an octave. And it sure They were the fastest wildebeests on the scared me. savannah. I can't even roar. How would you even know I'm there? - Made my hair stand up on end. - Yeah, We're talking fast. right, Dad. So, you really think it dropped an octave? All the other lions had given up the hunt - OK. Let's take it from the top. - I'm hours ago, done for today. Absolutely. except your old man. Come on, come on, one more. You were so - What the heck is an octave? - I heard close. that. Fortunately, I knew a short cut. Maybe it's something technical. - Rabbit. - Cholesterol. I'll stick with I thought I had 'em. Until the dust the nuts. cleared. Maybe you're not opening your mouth wide enough. Like this. I don't know what his problem is, Benny. Classic wildebeest trap. Dad, thanks for the technical help, He's 11, but he's still roaring at a So, what did you do next? nine-year-old level. but if you wanted me to roar like you, - What did I do? - Yeah. you'd take me to the wild. Little help here, Sammy? That's when I gave them the roar. Hold on a second. We've got everything we You know what? Maybe you're setting the could ever want here. bar too high, - That's it? - Hold on a sec. Great lifestyle, three squares a day. with all those stories about Samson the Wild. I only thought it was over. - It's boring. - Boring? Hey, he's always loved those stories! They But they had a secret weapon. inspire him. - I'll never learn how to roar here. - Ryan. He was the biggest wildebeest I've ever OK. I'm not gonna argue with someone who seen. can use my tail as dental floss. But don't worry. I finally figured out - He was 14 feet tall! - Fourteen? - You got something right there. - Where? - how we can get to the wild. - You did? I meant 1,401 feet tall! - No, no, other side. - Here? The pigeons say those green boxes go there. Cool. - Sorry, Benny. - You got it. Those boxes are bad news. Stay away. And he had two... No, four Attention, friends. - But, Dad... - I know you're frustrated, of the biggest horns I'd ever seen. Stop by the gift shop and get the most popular plush in America: - but a lion finds his roar... - Here. - Whoa! - His breath was red hot! Nigel, the "l-Like-You" Koala. The wild 狂野大自然 2 - Look, honey! The crazy thing talks! - - Romantic? - Sam, come here. Yeah, sweep! I'm so cuddly! I like you! Romantic? Don't mention romance to me, Heading straight for the bull's-eye! This That's right. He's so cuddly. And better Benny. could be it, folks! yet, he likes you. - I've never had a boyfriend. - That - Bo-wango! - Yes! Finally. settles it. - Oh, yeah! - That's gonna be tough to And the zoo will officially be ours in I accept the job... of boyfriend number beat. T-minus three... one. What? "Tough to beat"? ...two... Benny, only the female orb-weaver spider That's just the way we like it, right, ...and showtime! will date a male one-twentieth her size. guys? Here I come! - So there's hope! - And then she eats him. I can't believe this! Who put that bar there? But at least he dies happy. If we lose, I'm gonna rip my head off! And yours! That tickles! Let's get Ryan, dude! We cannot lose to flightless birds! - Did too! - Did not! Dude! We said that at the same time! Whoa, whoa. No one is losing anything around here. - Did too! - Did not! Dude. As long as we stay focused. Out of my way, ya bum! Hey! Hey, Ryan. - By the way, has anyone seen Ryan? - Oh! There's that moth-eaten koala! Listen, I'm headin' down to the game. I'm I know! gonna see you there, right? I've told you flamingos a hundred times, Maybe he's sulking 'cause he lives in his walk. Come on, Ryan. We need you. You're our father's shadow biggest fan. - How about an autograph?! - Don't... and he roars like a schoolgirl. Yo, Samson! I'm your number one fan, man! Birds! Find the string on his back! - Thanks, Lar. - You betcha! Thanks, man. Right back at ya! - So you're havin' a really nice day! - Nigel! Nigel! Will you sign my dolly? Guys. You were saying, Dad? - Not again. - Nigel, ignore them. Off my co-captain, now. Listen. About this afternoon, I was just trying... I'm so cuddly! I like you! Sorry, Samson. Dad, fine. I'll go to your game, all right? - You're so cuddly! We love you! - That's That didn't hurt. it! I am not cuddly! OK. I'll... see you there, then. I almost forgot to tell you. I'm gonna ask I'm a vicious jungle animal from the Bridget out finally. Come on, dude. streets of London! Slow down, Romeo. You are a squirrel and - Dude. - Guess who's here? - Fear me! - Get him! Get him! Get him! she is... Eze. Duke. - Help me! - Girls! Put him down. Perfect, right? Man, he always guesses. I am not a doll! Look, I know what you're sayin'. Believe me, I got my eyes wide open. We're gonna stalk the gazelles while - Cushy tushy! - Leave my bum alone! everybody's at the game. Watch where you're goin', you big! Nigel! Get your paws off my girlfriend! - You in? - Let's go, bro! Bridget. Benny, I am not your girlfriend! The Ryanator. Don't stare at my spots, Benny. My eyes are up here. Really nice day! I'm comin' down. Of course. I'm so sorry. Oh, this is for What is up with Samson's team tonight? Fish heads! Get your ice-cold fish heads! you, honey. Brutal! Now eyeball-free! It goes around your left hoof. Benny? We're into the final period of the curling Did you get that out of the trash? Oh, my gosh! Who knows mouth-to-mouth? championships You did! You trash-picker! I do! and the penguins are up. Here comes Victor. I'm not a trash-picker. I'm a recycler. What was that? What a beauty! That's a lot more romantic. Isn't it? The wild 狂野大自然 3 Just your daily dose of vitamin Benny, On three, dude. One, two... Samson and his team have clinched the baby. title! No! - Get off my nose. - I'm so cuddly, I like - No, wait! I've called it too soon! - What you! the heck? Now you did it, Ryan. - Stop saying that! - G'day, mate! The penguins have done it! They're zoo Feelin' mean, Donald? champs for the first time! Cannonball! Bring it on! Stampede? Stampede! Next year, I should just coach. Folks, there's pressure on the big guy! Please! Stop! Check it. The Thomson gazelle. - Ready, Bridget? - Ready. Watch out! Zero to 50 in four-point-five seconds. - Ready, Benny? - Ready! Dude. Busted. - The ultimate fleeing machine. - There Samson, it's a shame your little brat is no substitute. Catastrophic. isn't here to see you lose. Let's get a closer look at these slim jims. Told you I'd come to the game. I can't... hold it! - Shall we? - I think we shall. You think this is funny? Oh, no! What are you doin'? Maybe we should just go to the game. You just endangered everyone in the zoo! And here comes Samson. Look at that guy. - I thought you wanted to be wild. - Your - I'm sorry. - For what? Is he a beauty or what? dad chased gazelles. Chasing the gazelles or costing us the Larry! Bridget! Sweep! Yeah, if he were our age, he would so be game? rockin' out with us. What a recovery! All you do is sit up in your tree and sulk. He'd be in there, runnin' 'em down like they were... He's sendin' in Bridget and Larry to do - If you just... - What's the problem? the job! - Gazelles. - Yeah, gazelles or somethin'. Is all this because you can't roar? Sweep faster, Larry! Sweep, sweep! Ready, man? Ryan, I didn't mean that. - I am! - Come on, man! We'd better not. Know what I'm doing when I'm sulking in Team Penguin is sending their ace, my tree? Victor... Oh, yeah? Are you gonna stop us? I'm thinking how great it would be if - Watch it, Victor! - Watch it yourself, - Guys, guys. - Here we go! Samson the Wild wasn't my father. see? The whole series comes down to this throw! Ryan, I didn't... Nigel, how are we looking? There's no tomorrow! It's do or die! 'Cause it would make being Ryan the Lame - This could be trouble, folks! - Sweep, a lot easier. sweep, sweep. Ya know what I mean. Ryan, I'm sorry. This is cheating and you will die for this. Guys, I know we're down, but we're gonna pull this out Ryan! Please don't... I can't hear you, Nigel. 'cause we're gonna use... ...leave. Move left a bit... ...the secret play. - The secret play! Bye, Ryan! Thanks for coming to the game. OK. Move left and hit! Hey, everybody, guess what? We're gonna And you were worried he wouldn't show up. - Larry, no! - Tallyho! use the secret play! Not good. No one listens to the squirrel. What a move! Larry, the first part of the secret play I don't know what to do anymore, Benny. Folks, we are inches away from the is keeping it secret. greatest upset - I've tried everything. - Everything? - OK. - Follow my lead. in turtle-curling history! - You tried everything? - What are you I'm going to need a double effort from saying? - Oh, no! I can't believe my eyes! - No! everybody. I'm saying you have to tell him the truth. Looks like Samson might have choked! Absolutely, captain. Triple effort if you want, sir. I don't think I could do that, Benny. - Nice! - Yes! - Good. Ready, and... - Break! I mean... Unbelievable! Quiet. The wild 狂野大自然 4 What's he gonna think of me when he finds I know! I know! ...or worse, then fine. out? I am telling him, you crazy pigeon! I have a recurring nightmare about I don't know. taxidermy and spot remover. The green boxes go to the big water But if you don't tell him... Well, they have to catch us before they can stuff us and I'm fast. where stiff lady with spikes on her ...you're gonna lose him, Sammy. head... Nobody's leaving but me. Got it? The green boxes. - Hamir? I can't understand... - Spikes! - You're the boss. - You bet. OK, they're all loaded up! Just tell me where the green boxes go. - You got the big hair. - Absolutely. - You don't think I know that? - Get Stiff lady, spikies? movin'! Yeah, that's good, Sammy. Yes, like my wife says, I changed my mind! I don't wanna go! Hey, way to weed out the weak links. the truck takes them to her! To her! Help! Now that they're out of the picture, what's the plan? Though I hate telling bad news, there is Ryan. more bad news to tell. Don't worry about a thing, big guy. Help me! When the sun rises, the green boxes leave on boat-boat and never return! I got it all taken care of. Watch out! I am sorry for this. I really am. I know this city... Sam! Hello? ...like the back of my paw. - Wait for us! - Dad! No. Not good. Not good. We ditch this truck at Fifth Avenue, couple lefts, couple rights, - Ryan! - Dad! You always say that. bada-boom, past Broadway and... Don't let them take me! I keep on sayin' it. No one's listenin'. You're there! - No! - Ryan! Like a broken record here. What are you doing here? Help! OK. When do we leave, Sammy? - What? - We're going to help you find - No! - Dad! Help me! Ryan! Yeah, when do we leave? Ryan! She said, "We're gonna help you find It's not "we." It's me. Let's make this Ryan." clear. - Benny, we need that truck followed. - Check. - Oh, great. - Hey, guys. This is now a rescue mission and I am the only one going. Get me... the pigeons. I've got popcorn up my bum. We'll come too! We're not afraid. I am wanting snake eyes! Do I look trashy in this? Are we, guys? Come on, baby. OK, here's my... Afraid? No. Come on, just throw it. Here's my overall plan. Where are we going? You know koalas. More like "scared of Thanks. things." I only have until sunrise before Ryan is taken away forever! Hamir! You are the great loser of all time! Ryan's like a cub to all of us. And now I have to worry about you three? What offerings must I make, I wonder? Not that I'll ever have one of my own at this rate. All right, fine. When do we get off of this Hamir! Hamir! thing, Benny? You know, there's that famous... A koala once said, Get a grip on yourself! Benny's here? "We will fight them... with peaches." Benny! I am needing till Friday before I Yeah, he's right there. am paying you back! Yeah. Anyway. Benny? No, no. It's Ryan. - So we're helping, whatever it takes. - You want to leave with me? OK. Benny! He's in one of those green boxes and they took it away! If you don't mind being hunted down, shot Great. Now what am I gonna do? at... We've got to find him! Guys! Guys! I think we should duck! ...stuffed... - OK! That is not good! Not good at all! The wild 狂野大自然 5 What is she saying? Nigel! Grab Bridget! They're hopeless. It is hard to believe they are at the top of the food chain. She said, "Duck down!" - What? - Run! I can't imagine beginning the day without licking myself. Duck! I'm gonna throw up! I'm gonna throw up! No hurry, but is there a plan? I am not in the mood for a game of footsie Shouldn't you be tearing them to shreds? Of course there's a plan. or hoofsie or pawsie or... All part of the plan. This maneuver's known as the Serengeti Slip. We follow this water to the big water, That wasn't my paw. It was this! Page ten of the Predator's Playbook. and then we find the lady with... I didn't steal it. I borrowed it. What next? Larry, either your stomach is growling or It'll light the way to Ryan. something in it is growling. Page 11? The walls are moving. Wasn't me. Go on, you mutts! Right, right. The walls... What? Stupid dogs, we could've taken you. The walls are moving! - Smooth move, Nigel! - Oh, boy! Twins! Taken you to a... To a disco! Larry, hold your breath! OK, Sammy, hurry it up now, 'cause these Larry, improvise! guys Larry, stay straight! - Larry, that's not helping. - OK. are seeming to have acid reflux or something! Everybody out! You dogs think you got bark? Well, Samson's got roar! Everybody... stay calm. All right, don't panic. What we've got to do... - Show 'em, Sam. - Dig deep, Samson. - Calm? - Not good. This is definitely not good. Samson! You're a lion. Be a lion. Yo. Boo! - Give me your hoof! - Help! Look at that guy! I'm gonna say, it looks like you and your crew here Larry! Sam, they are frothing at the mouth. are a little far from your borough. The garbage! It lives! OK... Far from your borough! I love it. Guys? - Larry, coil! - Check! We're going to the big water. OK, anybody? I'm freakin' out. - Sam! - I improvised. Now jump! Nigel, show them what we're looking for. - What's the hold up? - Hello? - Down there? - Yes! - Like this? - I think it's in her right We're over here, Nigel. hand. We're leaving, Larry! Right. I'll be there in a minute. - And isn't she blue? - I can't do blue. Teensy question, Samson. With those dogs up there, Think. What did Benny say? - No idea. You? - Doesn't even register. why didn't you just do what you did in the Couple of lefts, couple of rights. wild? - You're battin' zero, kid. - Do the thing with... Bridget, can you see the green lady? You know, lionize 'em or lionate them Make your bloody mind up. I'm looking, I'm looking, or lionify them? The big female with the spikes on her melon! but I can't see over anything for a change. I don't have time to fight dogs, Bridget. They're tourists. How far are you away? You in a different We have to find Ryan, remember? continent? All right, tourists, listen up. Ya gotta What is this stinky place? get to Battery Park. Is that you, Larry? Lt... First take the Broadway culvert. Up here, Nige. ...appears to be a human bathing area. - Down the Broadway culvert? - What's You're a very furry snake. wrong with that? You mean humans don't lick themselves Guys... We don't want to draw attention clean? - They get lost at the sewage plant! - Get to ourselves. outta here! Disgusting! Dogs. This should be fun for you, Samson. - What are you talking about? - How would you send 'em? The wild 狂野大自然 6 You're sendin' 'em the wrong way! - Which way now? - Yeah, which way? I hate to be Miss Negative, but in this melee, The Wall Street culvert is blocked with Run! construction. we seem to have lost Ryan's boat. No! - That is true. - All right. - What, nothing? - Nothing. He's gone. No! Guys, you gonna help or not? No. Ryan's on that thing! Yeah, sure. Of course we're gonna help There! Nelson! The green boxes! ya's. We've got to stop it! - You're sure, eh? - And there's my We're one big family, right? buddies! - We can't, Sam! - I don't care! Except for that guy there. He scares And my love! - No, Sammy, you'll drown! - Sam! the... Let's go in! I failed. Again. You done runnin' your mouth yet, Carmine? Are ya? - We'll head away from the sun. - No, I only count one failure. towards the sun. To the north. I apologize. He never got over being flushed down the toilet. It's big, but it's just one. Starboard... Leftboard. Yeah. Goodbye, Ryan. We're gonna miss ya. Just follow my finger. Follow me, 'cause you four won't last ten - Samson! - What on earth is going on? Please. You guys wouldn't know the answer minutes in this neighborhood. It's a human and I do not think he works if it fell from the sky and hit you in the It's a jungle down here. for the zoo. head. - Stan, you know who that is? - What? No. Perhaps now is a good time to improvise. Oh, my! It's a bat! It's a bat! That's one of them talkin' kawana bears! What? Get it off me! Get it off me! How ya doing? Great! One problem down... - Benny! - Benny? I'm so cuddly! I like you! Far out. Geese! I've seen a lot of those things floatin' Cool. - Are you all right? - Yes, my princess. here in the sewer. One disaster to go. Benny, you made it! That's good! You're makin' me laugh over here. What are you doing? We're headed for the You're my best friend. Best friends should other boat! stick together. Just wait for me! How do we steer? Who knows how to steer? Even not-so-best friends, Are we in the right place? None of us. We're animals. Great! who knock you off a speeding garbage Any place without two hilarious truck. alligators - Hold on, Larry. Do that again. - Do what? Excuse me, but I begged them to go back seems a move in the right direction. and get you. Whatever you just did, but the opposite! - Sam, do you see anything up there? - I Just so you know. sure do. But I don't know my opposites! Benny, could you see Ryan's boat from up Well, well, well. There she is, like Hamir No, Larry, like this! there? said. I think I've got it. Well, it just so happens I saw it heading And it's sunrise, which means we're a tad that way. short on time. Well, that was easy. And we're in luck! Guys, look. We know the box Ryan's in is green. Oh, dear. Has anyone got any eucalyptus wipes? - How's it goin', eh? - Canadian geese! It's gotta be around here, so I need you to... This isn't so difficult. Experts at intercontinental travel. Yeah. So we should shout out if we see a I'm the lion of the sea! Hey, birdie, OK, box Well done, sir. is it true that Canada has lax immigration that looks like the ones over there. policies for koalas? Captain of our team and now captain of this It hasn't left yet! We can make it! vessel. I'll take it from here. My son's out there. - Let's go! - Hold on, Larry! You're brilliant. The wild 狂野大自然 7 We really need your help. Can you lead us I just can't figure out why. Funky. I was under the impression you had to that boat? Ryan's scent, It's a tunnel to another dimension, can't No problem, eh? Just follow us and Bob's you see? not this olfactory insult. your uncle. - They go in... - Who is this guy? I... Try not to lag too far behind, eh? It's all right, Nigel. I had Ryan's scent, but my predator Hey, Benny, thanks. instincts must've kicked in since, Think it has anything to do with that? And FYI, Bridget was very concerned when you know, I haven't eaten for a while. you fell off the truck. Hang on a second. Either I'm starving or Larry is making sense. Exactly! Bet you didn't know I could ride geese, did you? You're right. Those animals are being You never know when those instincts are rescued. gonna kick in. - Bareback. - Oh, brother. Ryan? Excellent. Fantastic! Sammy? We going to the wild now? Ryan! We get to see the legend in action. I think we are, Larry. Oh, no! I'd love to, but we just don't have time. I can't take it anymore. Ryan! We got the time, Sammy. Just... He's taunting us! Listen! We've got to move fast! And then you do this. And then this bit. Stop laughing at us, you solar twit! Ryan! Rip him apart! Captain Bligh, sir! Are the ice cream cones ready? Ryan! Ryan! The horror. The crew, they're on the verge of mutiny. Ryan! Where are you, buddy? I can't bear to watch! But I have to. Nigel, please. Ryan! Go on. Get out of here. If you don't give us ice creams pretty - I can't believe it! - Samson! - The legend dropped his dinner. - Oh, boy. quick, I was so close. He was right there! What's wrong? I'm not good enough for you you're gonna walk the plank, sir! to eat? - We'll never find him now! - Come here! - Nigel. - I don't care if I drown, No. It's just I'm allergic to nuts. Will you get a hold of yourself? Use your I'm getting off this death cruise right instincts. Now I get it. You're gonna toy with me? now. I don't want to run anymore. Beat me up a little, then pounce when I Iceberg! Permission to go down with the get my hopes up? ship, sir. Good. 'Cause frankly, you need a good sports bra. How exciting. Hang on! Stuff that! - Ryan? - Everything's under control. Come on, guys. Ryan can't be far. Run! Swim! - Temporary setback. - I got it. Hey! I'm not finished with you! I am a Nigel? delicacy. - I got Ryan's scent! - He got it? Look, I'm a starfish. My flesh has fruity wood notes! I mean, he got it! Let's go! Guys, look. Watch it, you little hors d'oeuvre. That's Samson the Wild. - Hooray! - Wait for us! Gosh. Must feel like a lifetime since you've been here. You call this wild? I'm not designed for this! I want a car. Yeah... a lifetime. This is a cat! A big, fat, tame pussycat! Hey, guys, I found him! Ryan! What the heck? - OK, that's enough! - The pussycat hissed Doesn't anyone knock anymore? at me! Wow! Look! Where's my son? Did he come through here? Maybe I should hide behind the koala for They're releasing the green boxes back protection. into the wild. Yeah, now that I think about it, he did come through here. Hello? While we're at it, could you slap me in - Larry. - Guys, the face? Come on out, baby lion! Your dad's here! they're putting animals inside the green No. What are you, a twit? boxes. Well, what do you know? There's a whole pride of lions here! - Ignore him. - Don't bother! I'm leaving. The wild 狂野大自然 8 - You're weird. - Run for your lives! Stop right there! Stop! Nigel! I gave you an order. It's a lion with moral issues! Bridget, if you go, I'm... Would a little "Sir, yes, sir!" kill ya? And I've had it with you too! I'm breaking up with you. Nigel. Thanks a lot for wrecking my day! We were never going out in the first place. That's not funny, Nigel. Teensy question. Then we're taking a break. - He's gone! We're doomed. - Nigel! Or more like a... a sort of a query meets - Nigel! - All right! First Ryan, then Samson, and now Nigel! a statement. Hey, listen! I do believe in zoos. That hyrax back there? I know you're scared. But at least we got - Larry, you're tensing up! - I do, I do, It was sort of like you couldn't eat him. each other. I do. Yeah, and what about those dogs? There was Sammy's got nobody. He's out there all - Don't panic. I'm in charge. - That's why no munching there, either. alone. we're panicking! If I didn't know any better, I'd say that And... so is Ryan. I say we fan out and circle. you're... OK, OK, focus, Samson. What are we, peacocks? We don't fan, we - A vegetarian? - Nope. run. He's got to be out there somewhere. You'll - That's not what I was going to say. - find him. Run for your lives, everybody! You were going to say... I mean, how big can this place be, anyway? Guys, I've got an idea. Why don't we ask - It's almost like... - You're not from... them? Ryan! The wild? It's OK... They, you see, they got hooves. Hey there, little fella. You're lost too, Well, you're right. I'm not from the wild. huh? That means they don't hunt. They graze. What? You remind me of my buddy back home. But they're licking their chops. I'm just a phony. A bloodthirsty monster! I'll take the one with the funny knees. Truth is I can't protect you out here. Where? Where? The funny knee? Please just go back to the boat. He's a killer! Get away from my baby! Benny, no! I've got to find my son. Calm down, lady! Benny? Tell me we're not in a dangerous jungle Won't anyone save my baby? Get them. with an 8-inch squirrel protecting us. Bye-bye. Just, hey, back off. I'm sorry, Actually, I'm nine inches, but other than that, yes. Ryan! Ryan! I'm not that kind of koala bear. So that means... Sammy! Right. We are going to die! I wasn't meant for the wild. Excuse me? Hello? Terribly sorry to bother you, Hey, guys! Guys! I was made to nibble and be elegant but do you speak koala? Sprechen Sie Will the three of you calm down? koala? and to appear in children's books as the letter G. How could he lie to us? Right. Come on, this isn't scary, is it? - We're his best friends. - Sure. Could you possibly not go towards the big smoking thing? It's just leaves and vines and... Maybe he lied 'cause he didn't want to tell us the truth. G'day, mate G'day, mate Oh, that's my foot. OK, yeah, whatever. Whatever. G'day, mate G'day, mate Nigel, keep a lookout back there. Let's just go back to the boat, then. G'day, mate G'day, mate - You too, Larry! - Okeydokey. The fierce, the proud, the wild... What a strange place for a party. Oh, I see. All right, OK, yeah. Rubbish! Very good, very organized. You're giving me the silent treatment. But wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait! Where Like I care. you goin'? Can I use your toilet? The wild 狂野大自然 9 I'm having a Koalas are very busy bees. A good chorus line is so hard to put together. Really nice day Really nice day If I could... I'll just buzz along to the door... Take to the skies! Really nice day For centuries, we've watched our brethren We're taking! We're taking! I'm having a perish at the claw of the lion. - Find them! - Yes, sir. Really nice day Really nice day Today, we put our hooves down. Bring us those lions! Really nice day No longer will we dwell at the bottom of The gods celebrate the fulfillment of the the food chain. prophecy. - Why don't you all - Tickle away, tickle away Well, yes. I should say so. We stamp our hooves They're frighteningly horrible monster beasts... There were those who doubted that you'd in praise of the Great Him! arrive to lead us. ...but they're not bad dancers. Holy moly! But I always believed in the Omen. I'm so cuddly I like you Holy moly Holy moly The Omen! Right. Remind me again? I'm so cuddly I like you You are our king! Sent down by the gods years ago... Step-kick, pivot-kick, walk, walk, walk. Looky, looky who's there. Oh, no! Not you! - I'm having a - Really nice day Surprise! I'm so cuddly! I like you! Oh, no! No! Oh, Great Him, Tickle away Tickle away Sorry we're late for dinner! you must lead us in our transformation from prey... I'm so cuddly, I like you Good day That's pathetic! ...to predator. - What is that? - I am Kazar. Get off! Hold it. I am the Great Him? Leader. Prophet. - That didn't hurt! - Stop! - The Great Him? - Him. Choreographer. - Ryan! - No! So this is all your fault! That's it! You! And with your help... carnivore! I'm coming, son! - Kazar! - Kazar! Don't listen to him! No! Don't kill me! I've had such a weird Dad? life! - Kazar! Over here! - Kazar! Over here! - Help! - Let's scram! This is not fair. How dare you interrupt my audience with - Ryan! - What are you doing here? the Great Him! Oh, I get it. A yoga retreat. - I can't believe it! I found you. - How'd But... but we found a lion cub! Ryan! you find me? - You did? - Was he with a big lion? You can do this. Use your instincts. Are you all right? Are you hurt? With big hair? Well, a mullet, really. Follow your instincts. - Your paw. - I got trapped in that box. Oh, Great Him, you brought two lions with Use your instincts. It's OK, son. you? OK. And then I escaped, and I ran into the Well, like any Great Him, jungle... Down this way. I travel with an entourage. ...then those vultures came and tried to kill me. This way. Worry not, Your Himness, I shall have Blag bring the lions here. You wouldn't have been scared. I was. A lion cub. And he better not screw this up, like you - I have to tell you something. - What? screwed up my dance number! We must tell Kazar. Listen. I lost count for one verse. - It's my turn to tell him. - You got to last time. - Get 'em, Dad! - Run! Step-kick, pivot-kick, walk, walk, walk. - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did! Run! Why do we even bother rehearsing? Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've got to run. Dad, you should be chasing them! The wild 狂野大自然 10 - Like you used to! - Those were just Everything you told me was a lie? We came here with your father to find you. stories! - Dad! - Hang on, son. And he's probably out there right now But now's your chance to show me for real! lookin' for us. Help! This way! I wish he were. Ryan! - Dad? What's goin' on? - Just get up into But some of these wildebeests pushed him that tree! off a cliff. Ryan! Run! - I think we lost them. - What's the deal? - What? - What? Not so fast, Tigger. They're just a bunch of wimpy donkeys! I don't think he made it. I don't see how Dad! he could. You could kick their rumps! Ryan! Oh, Ryan. - Ryan, I can't fight them. - You Dad! donkey-chickens! Get back here! I'm sorry I got you into this. - Help! - Ryan. Ryan! I can't fight them. Kazar, I think you'll be very pleased with what I brought you. Help! Dad! What do you mean? What's this? Where's the other lion? - Ryan. - Dad! Help me! I was young... Right. Well, I was gonna tell you, there was this cliff and... What? ...still just a cub. Why are you looking at me like that? Wait! What? What? Wait! Ladies and gentlemen. That's twice you've been out of step today, Wait, wait, wait, wait! Hey! Hey! Hey! Children of all ages. Blag! Get off me! Samson! Swallow that fear and stand tall! You klutz. What is goin' on here? Witness the greatest day in our young You know we can't ascend to the top of the lion's life! food chain - Stinky does not speak. - It rolls like a little ball. The day he discovers his roar! until we eat a lion! Wait. You guys think I'm a? Dad, I can't do it! Well, at least there'll be enough for my ascension. - Achtung, Stinky! - Less talk, more roll. Now, go! What about the rest of us? - Ja. - Roll! Roll! Listen as Samson unleashes a roar so mighty, Step-kick, pivot-kick! What the? Hey! it launches a wildebeest clear off the Ouch! I twisted a hoof! savannah! Rolling the dung is good for tight buns! You work and you work. Then they break your Samson! Dig deep! heart. I'll give you something to roll about! I should have known. - There goes my career! - Prepare the It's a good thing Bridget didn't see that! sacrifices! If you'd been born in the wild, you'd know Bridget? Larry! They're gone. how to roar. Why did I let him go off by himself? I gotta find them! Dad? He couldn't catch a cold, much less his own lunch. No! I gotta find Samson first! Dad! Dad! Bet I could catch you. No! First... Please! Please. Sam. Sam! Dad. My natural predator is fuel inject... What? Bridget! Larry! When they shipped me to the zoo, I never wanted anyone to know I knew you weren't really gone. I knew it! Oh, Ryan! You're alive! where I came from. Especially those closest to me. Come on, I knew it! We're still buddies, Good to see you guys. right? I should have told you sooner. - Where's my hug? - Larry. I lost Ryan. But... all those stories you tell? - There it is. - It's good to see you too. There were too many. They just took him. I'm so sorry, Ryan. What are you guys doing here? Who? Who took him? The wild 狂野大自然 11 - Wildebeests. - The freaks with the - You'll give away our position. - I'll Nigel, what's the deal? hooves! have you written up for that! Great Him, shall we prepare the feast? They got Larry and Bridget too. Fool! You blew our cover! Men! Scatter! Yes, we shall! What's on the menu? Couldn't fight, couldn't... Not so fast! Them. Come on, Sam. You're a lion. Look who I got, Sammy. It's your lion instincts. Oh, no. You come from a long line of kings. Who are you guys? Eat friends and be god, don't eat Yeah, maybe you're not from the wild. friends... - Our names aren't important. - I'm Cloak. He's Camo. But fighting's in your blood! God, friends, god, friends. God, I... - We're covert agents. - Why have you been No. I'll never be a real lion. Well, that was subtle. leading me around? Wrong! You are a real lion. Prepare the meat fire! - That's classified. - Top-secret. Doesn't matter where you're from: Wait! - The wildebeests have gone mad. - Cloak. Zoo, jungle, goldfish bowl. We cannot cook them without... It's not like I told them our plan is to use them to defeat Kazar's... It's what's in here. ...onion! Listen, just tell me, did they take my son in there? That determines who you are! Onions. Onions. Onions. - That's need-to-know. - They did. At least, that's what you always told your Well, that was fast. son. - They think the koala's a god. - You're Let the ritual begin. the worst covert agent! Now he's out there, Sammy, Move it! Oh, yeah? Then why can I do this? Men! and he needs you. I am so mad at you! Hey! No! Stop! Sammy! Who else is gonna teach him how to roar? Wait! We also need... hats! - Idiot! That maneuver's confidential. - That's it, Sammy. It's secret. This one's confidential. Do we not have the party hats of death? That's it. - Cloak! - And this one's restricted. I've got mine! Let's go find my son... and my friends. Super-secret. Top-secret. This is ultra-secret! And before the feast, we must all... Yeah! Nothing's gonna stop us! Enough! No more! What the? Except that we have no idea where we're going! Show 'em the super-top-secret "no more?" ...levitate... Gotcha! Follow your instincts. ...and spin uncontrollably! No! Follow your instincts. And feel a bit sick. I got an idea. - What is that? - My... instincts? How do I stop this thing? Who is this Great Him, anyway? I'll take him on. - Benny? - You're almost there. - Guys. - Benny? I'm the Great Her! I'll show Him a thing That settles it, then. or two. - Look, a squirrel! - Larry! My mother definitely drank pool water when I'm from New York City, for Pete's sake. We've got a plan. Follow me. she was pregnant with me. Oh, my. - We? - I can fly! Benny, look. You have got to be kidding me. Oh, Great Him, we are humbled by your The freaks with hooves! power. Nigel, I don't know what you're trying to Ryan's in there. pull, Be humbled. Only the Great Him can do this! You can't just barge in. That's suicide! - but I will kick your... - Silence! - Volcanic gas! - Our cover's blown! - Benny, get out of my way! - Don't listen Why, you little... Major malfunction! Abandon ship! to the rat. Silence, again! - Oh, boy. - Well, about time you got here. - Hey, who are you calling a rat? - You, of course. You do not speak to me! Great Him, it's another miracle! The wild 狂野大自然 12 You've delivered us a real lion! We gotta find something bigger! Run like the cowardly prey that you are! Blag, your luck has turned. I know where we can find something bigger. I will hunt you down! Thanks to the Great Him, we shall all - Ready, Ryan? - Dig deep! Everyone! To the boat! ascend tonight. You should have stayed at home. Top of the food chain, Ma! Nigel, we've got to create a distraction. Now our shrine will become your tomb. Top of the food chain... Hang on a sec! Fire! I'm so cuddly! I like you! I'm so cuddly! I've got miracles comin' out my ears! I like you! Ryan! Ready? Stand back... I'm so cuddly! I like you! I'm so cuddly! Ryan! ...as the Great Me attacks the lion Hurry! We're never gonna make it! I don't typically eat dessert over 73 times my size! Push, you crazy, hairy monsters! Push! before the main course! Dad? My dad's alive! Guys, my dad made it! - Larry, throw it in reverse! - Reverse throwing! Get away from my son! - Ryan, no! - Hurry, I got to see him! At least I saw the wild before it Ryan. disappeared. Whack, whack, whack! Ryan, are you still with me? I can still see it. It's right... - Dad! - What? Ryan! It's OK, Dad. I just want you to know Here. I found my roar. - I planned this. - Ryan, no! I'm sorry you didn't have a father like We both did, son. At long last, the cosmic balance has the one I have. shifted. You know, Dad, this'll be our first story Ryan. of Samson and Ryan the Wild. - Stay close. - Prey has become predator! How touching. I don't think anybody's gonna believe it. And predator has become prey! But then, last words usually are. Incoming! And the hoof finally trumps the claw! Finish them. I'm so cuddly! Come on, Dad! Let's show these turkey-jerkies What are you doing? Cuddly! I'm so cuddly! who's at the top of the food chain! I command you to attack them, like true I know you're cuddly. But can you float? predators! Let's eat the brat first. - I'm having a - Really nice day We're tired of pretending to be something Over my dead body! we're not. Really nice day Really nice day Yeah. But most of all, we're tired of you. Step-kick left! Dad! Blag. Fine. Really nice day He's gonna kill Samson if we don't do I'll kill them myself! something! Step-kick right! Dad, remember what you always told me in Why don't we use the secret play? your stories: - Splendid. - No! Smashing. Hey! I know. Shut up, Larry. That's stupid. Dig deep. - Stupendous! - Are you guys sure about this? No! It's brilliant! Oh, yeah, baby! Operation Snake-Over is now complete. They laughed at me when I spoke of the Let's go. Omen. Hey, look, everyone! I'm a secret agent! Yeah. But look who's laughing now! Bridget, I get it. You're more than a tall, lanky goddess. - Come on, let's get out of here! - Get Little to the left. Yeah. No! Little to out of here! the right! You're a strong, independent female. And for the record, I've always hated your Next floor: Bottom of the food chain! choreography. You don't need to be defined by your relationship Ding! It's so... '80s. - and I, I respect that. - It's about time. Fire! That's right! Run! What was that? The wild 狂野大自然 13 Just your daily dose of vitamin Bridget, Courage is the ladder on which all the other familiar lies to create a more amenable reality. baby. virtues mount. (Clare Boothe Luce, RSA dramatist) (Howards Mel, USAwriter) Oh, yeah yeah! 勇气是一架梯子，其他美德全靠它爬上去。(美国剧作说谎掩盖了人死的必然性、缺陷、恐惧、焦虑和在熙 家 卢斯.C.B.) 熙攘攘的人群中所感到的孤独。耳熟能详的谎言会创Really nice day Really nice day Despite all the life danger, with one selfless act 造一个较易应付的现实。 人渴望从这些谎言中得到安 from one common person, someone is saved, A hero 慰。(美国作家 梅尔.H.) Look out! is made. (Norman Stephens, USA writer) Morality is not really the doctrine of how to make 不管一切危险，由于一个普通人的无私行动，有人得ourselves happy but of how we are to be worthy of Step-kick, pivot-kick, walk, walk, walk. 救了，英雄就应运而生。(美国作家 斯蒂芬斯.N.) happiness. (Immanuel Kant, German Philosopher) Yes! Did y'all see that? Check this! Distrust can be contagious. But, so can trust. 道德确实不是指导人们如何使自己幸福的教条，而是 (Robbins Stacia, British writer) 指导人们如何配享有幸福的学说。(德国哲学家 康Go, Blag! Go, Blag! Go, Blag! 不信任有传染性。但是信任也如此。(英国作家 斯达德.I.) 卡.R.) Morality is the custom of one's Hey, Blag. Fame is the chastisement of meit and the country ;cannibalism is moral in a cannibal - No parkin' on the dance floor. - Parkin'? punishment of talent. (Nicolas Chamfort, French country. (Samuel Brttler, British writer) writer) 道德是一个人所在国家的风俗习惯:在吃人的国家里，Dad? 盛名殊誉是德才之忌。(法国作家 尚福尔.N.) 吃人是合乎道德的。(英国作家 勃特勒.S.) God was constructed out of mankind's need for hope, Morality is the herd instinct in the individual. Make some room there, big guy! for purpose, for meaning:an invisible protector (German Philosopher) Really nice day Really, really nice day and conscientious father. (Howards Mel. USA 道德是个人心目中的群居本能。(德国哲学家 尼 writer) 采.F.) Yeah! 人类出于对希望、目标意义的需要而造出了神:一位Morality may consist solely in the courage of 冥冥之中的保护者和尽责的养育者。(美国作家 梅making a choice. (Leon Nlum, French statesman) Pretty crazy, right? Pretty wild! 尔.H.) 道德可能仅仅在于有勇气作出抉择。(法国政治家 布 He who would do good to another must do it in minute 鲁姆.L.) Well, technically, it... particulars; general good is the plea of the Nothing is easier than to deceive one's self. It's awesome. scoundrel , hypocrite and flatterer. (William (Demothenes, Ancient Greek statesman) Black, British poet) 再没有什么比欺骗自己更容易的了。(古然希腊政治家 Yes, right. 行善总是具体的、特定的;抽象的、笼统的行善是恶德摩西尼) 棍、伪君子和献媚者的托辞。(英国诗人 布莱克.W.) Personality is to man what perfume is to a flower. - I was just gonna say that. - Come on! Everyone! I know only that what is moral is what you feel (C C Schwab. US A Businessman) good after and what is immoral is what you feel 品格之于人，犹如芳香之于花。 This is gonna be a long ride home. bad after. (Ernest Hemingway, USA writer) Plain living and high thinking. (william 我只知道所谓道德是指你事后觉得好的东西，所谓不Wordsworth, British poet) I'm havin' a 道德是指你事后觉得不好的东西。(美国作家 海明生活要朴素，情操要高尚。(英国诗人 德莱顿.， J) Really nice day Really nice day, really 威.E.) Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. nice day If you would convince others ,you seem open to (william shakewspeare British dramalist) conviction yourself. (Philip Dormer Chesterfield, 如果送礼的人不是出于真心，再贵重的礼物也会失去- I'm having a - I'm so cuddly, I like you British statesman) 它的价值。(英国剧作家 莎 士比亚. W) G'day 要说服别人，先得说服自己。(英国政治家 切斯特菲There is , however, a limit at which forbearance 尔德.P.D.) ceases to be a virtue. (E Burke, British What are you doing this for? What, do you If your morals make you dreary. depend upon it, statesman) think it's funny? they are wrong. (Robert Louis Stevenson, British 克制也有个限度，超过了限度就不再是美德。(美国政Just get out. novelist) 治家 伯克 . E.) 如果你的品行使你郁郁寡欢，那么，这些品行无疑是Virtue is bold, and goodness never fearful. Sorry about that, everybody. Sorry. 错误的。(英国小说家 斯蒂文森.R.L.) (William shakespeare, British dramatist) It is an open question whether any behavior based 美德是勇敢的，善良从来无所畏惧。(英国剧作家 莎Hello. on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as 士比亚. W.) ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly. Wherever true valor is found, true modesty will Do carry on. (Magaret Mead, USA humanist) there abound. (William Gillbert, British Come on! 一个有待解决的问题是:基于是害怕无休止的惩罚而dramatist and poet) 产生的行为是被视作有道德的呢，还是应该被视作懦真正的勇敢，都包含谦虚。(英国剧作家、诗人 吉尔All right, everybody exit in an orderly... 弱的,(美国人文学家 米德.M.) 伯特.W.) It is not enough to do good; one must do it the 8) Don‘t try so hard, the best things come All right, single file! Keep it... right way. (John Morley, British statesman) when you least expect them to. I seem to do a lot of falling and screaming 人不仅要做好事，更要以正确的方式做好事。(英国政 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 in this adventure. 治家 莫利.J.) Lying disguises our mortality, our inadequacies, our fears and anxieties, our loneliness in the Character is what you are in the dark. (D. L Moody. midst of the crowd. We yearn for the comfort of USA churchman) 暗处最能反映一个人真正品格。(美国教士 穆迪.D.L)