功夫熊猫1全部中英文台词

功夫熊猫中英文台词传说中有位传奇大侠，他武功高强，一身传奇功夫。Legendtellsofalegendarywarrior,whosekungfuskillswerethestuffoflegend.他浪迹江湖，寻找实力相当的对手。Hetravelledthelandinsearchofworthyfoes.既然你这么爱吃，那就吃我的拳头如何!Iseeyouliketochew.Maybeyoushouldchewonmyfist.大侠一言未发因为他嘴里塞满了食物Thewarriorsaidanythingforhismouthwasfull.但他一口把食物吞下然后说："少啰唆!接招吧!"Thenheswallowed.Andthenhespoke.“Enoughtalk.Let'sfight.“纳命来！他杀气腾腾，他的致命招式让对手眼花缭乱，双目失明Hewassodeadlyinfactthathisenemieswillgoblind,from(forthe)overexposuretopureawesomeness.我看不见了!Myeyes!他武功盖世!He'stooawesome!好帅哦！Andattractive.我们该怎么报答你呢?Howcanwere-payyou?行侠仗义，帅气生猛，不求回报！Thereisnochargeforawesomenessorattractiveness.Flew!无论他面对多少对手，他们都会沦为他的手下败将。Itmatterednothowmanyfoeshefaced,therewerenomatchforhisfoedesity.从来没有哪个熊猫这么威风过！这么受崇拜！Neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared,andsoloved.就连盖世豪杰，威猛五侠，也对这位大师顶礼膜拜。Eventhemost rollerheroicheroesinallofChina—TheFuriousFive.Bowedinrespecttothisgreatmaster.什么时候一起出去放松放松Weshouldhangout.没问题Agreed.Yeh!但现在不是放松的时候,因为面对恶魔山成千上万的大小恶魔，唯有一件事最重要~~Buthangingoutwouldhavetowait.becausewhenyou'refacingthetenthousanddemonsofdemonmountain.Thereisonlyonethingthatmattersandthats...你该起床Getup!得赶紧开工了！You'llbelateforwork.阿波快起床Po~~Getup!阿波你在上面干嘛呢？没干嘛Hey,Po.Whatareyoudoingupthere?Oh..nothing.猴子!螳螂!仙鹤!毒蛇!老虎!Monkey,Mantis,Crane,Viper,Tigress...阿波快点开工了Po.Let'sgo.You'relateforwork.我来了Coming!对不起老爸 SorryDad.对不起有什么用又不能拿它来煮面条Sorry,doesn'tmaketheNoodles.你刚在楼上干嘛？那么吵?Whatwereyoudoingupthere?Allthatnoise?没什么，只是做了一场梦。Oh...nothing.Justhadacrazydream.关于什么的梦?你梦到什么了?Aboutwhat?Uh?Whatwereyoudreamingabout?我梦到...WhatwasI...aah......Iwasdreamingabouta...面条了Noodles.面条?你真的梦到面条了?Noodles?Youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles?是啊不然我还能梦什么Uhh...Ya,whatelsewouldIbedreamingabout?哦，当心，那面条“扎嘴”Oh,careful.Thatsoupis-sharp!太令人高兴了Oh...happyday.我的儿子终于梦到了面条Mysonfinallyhavingthenoodledream.你不知道为了这一刻我已经等待了多久Youdon'tknowhowlongIhavebeenwaitingforthismoment.这是个好兆头阿波Thisisasign,Po.什么好兆头?Uh...asignofwhat?你就要快准备好了，我可以完全放心把我的秘方，祖传的秘方传给你了。Youarealmostreadytobeentrustedwiththesecretingredient,...ofmysecretingredientsoup.然后你就可以水到渠成的从我手中接下这面条铺。Andthenyouwillfulfillyourdestinyandtakeovertherestaurant.就像我从我父亲手里接下它,我父亲从我爷爷手里接下它，我爷爷打麻将赢下它JustasItookoverfrommyfatherwhotookoverfromhisfather.whowonitfromafriendoveragameofmahjong.老爸老爸老爸那只是一个梦Dad,dad,dad.Itwasjustadream.哦，那是远大梦想No,itwastheDream.我们是做面条的，血脉里流淌着汤汁。WuXiangnoodles.Po,brothrunsthroughourveins.但是老爸你有没有想过做点别的事?除了面条之外的事ButDad,didn'tyoueverwantedtodosomethingelse?Something,besidenoodles.其实呢，我年少轻狂的时候，倒是想过出去闯闯，想去拜师学做豆腐。Actually,whenIwasyoungandcrazy，Ithoughtofrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofu.那为什么没去？Sowhydidn'tyou?因为那个梦想愚蠢得很Oh,becauseitwasastupiddream.你能想象我做豆腐是什么样子吗?Canyouimaginememakingtofu?啊哈哈哈豆腐?Ha,ha,ha.Tofu!No!各所其职，各归其位才是。 weallhaveourplaceinthisworld.我属于这儿，而你呢...mineishereandyoursis......我知道我也属于这儿Iknow……ishere.不是2号5号7号和12号桌，记着要微笑服务No,itsthetables2,5,7and12.Serviceswiththesmile.身手不错,徒儿们。只可惜还是让我失望。Welldone,students!ifyouweretryingtodisappointme.娇虎，不够凶猛；金猴，不够快；仙鹤，不够高；灵蛇，不够敏捷；螳螂...Tigress,youneedmoreferocity.Monkeygreaterspeed.Crane,height.Viper,subtlety.Mantis-师傅.-干嘛?MasterShifu...What?乌龟大师，他想见您。itsMasterWugui,hewantstoseeyou.乌龟大师，您想见我，出了什么事了吗？MasterWugui,yousummoned me?Issomethingwrong?难到一定要出什么事我才跟老朋友见面吗？Whymustsomethingbewrongformetowanttoseemyoldfriend?那么，没出事？So,nothingiswrong?这个嘛，我也没这么说Well,Ididn'tsaythat.您刚才说...Youweresaying?我有一个预感...太郎会杀回来Ihavehadavision.TaiLungwillreturn.这不可能!他在大牢里。Thatisimpossible.He'sinprison.一切皆有可能Nothingisimpossible.小单，快飞到啸岗监狱，叫他们加倍看守，加倍武装，把该加倍的都加倍。绝不能让太郎逃出来San,flytoChordomPrison.Tellthemtodoubletheguards,Doubletheweapons.Doubleeverything.TaiLungdoesnotleavethatprison.-是!师傅Yes,MasterShifu.越想逃避宿命，越会在半道上与宿命撞个正着。Oneoftenmeetshisdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit.必须想办法，不能让他闯进山谷，他是想复仇。他会...他会...Wehavetodosomething.Wecan'tjusthavehimmarchinthevalley.Andtakehisrevenge.He'll,he'll...你的思绪就像这池水，朋友，稍有外界触动，就很难清澈无扰。但如果让它静下来，答案便立刻变得清晰了。Yourmindislikethiswater，myfriend.Whenitisagitated，itbecomesdifficulttosee.Butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbecomesclear.神龙秘笈TheDragon'sscroll.是时候了。Itistime.但是谁呢?该把这蕴藏无穷神功的秘籍托付给谁呢？谁将成为神龙大侠？Butwho?Whoisworthytobetrustedwiththesecrettolimitlesspower?TobecometheDragonWarrior.我也不知道Idon'tknow.不好意思过一下。哎呦。嘿，当心点。对不起，收腹。对不起，我太失礼了。Excuseme.Sorry.Hey,watchit！Po.Sorry.Hey,watchyourpose!Sorry,athousandpardon.什么!乌龟大师要选神龙大侠，就今天！What?MasterOogwayischoosingaDragonWarrior,today.各位各位，快去翡翠宫，威猛五侠有人将会拿到神龙秘籍，这可是我们等了好久了。快带着面条去吧。Everyone,everyone,go!GettotheJadePalace!OneofthefiveisgoingtogettheDragon'sScroll.Wehavebeenwaitingathousandyearsforthis.Justtakethebowl!今天可是武林的大日子！别管钱了快走吧ThisisthegreatestdayinKungFuhistory!Don'tworryaboutit.Justgo!阿波你要去哪?Po!Whereareyougoing?去翡翠宫TotheJadePalace.那也别忘了推着小车卖面条。整个山谷的村民都会去，人手一碗面条，那就赚疯了。Butyou'reforgettingyournoodlecart.Thewholevalleywillbethereandyouwillsellnoodletoallofthem.还要卖面条?Sellingnoodles?老爸其实我在想...也许我ButDad.YouknowIwaskindofthinking,maybeI...-什么?Ya?-也许我.. Iwaskindofthinking,maybeI...什么?Ahh...Haa..?也许我还能卖豆沙包，不然都要发霉了。Couldalsosellthebeanbuns.They'reabouttogobad.这才是乖儿子!我就说那个梦是个好兆头That'smyboy!Itoldyouthatdreamwasasign.没错做这个梦真好...Ya...I'mgladIhadit.我是神龙侠。我也是。就在那儿。快！赶紧走加油！就快到了。Almostthere.什么？不！不！不！What?No!No!No!阿波，好可怜。我们会给你带些纪念品SorryPo.We'llbringyoubackasouvenir.不，我给你带还差不多。No,I'llbringyou(me)backasouvenir.今天意义非凡，是不是乌龟大师？It'sahistoricday.Isn'titMasterWugui?是啊，原来我还担心我没法活到今天呢。Yes.TheoneIfearedIwouldnotlivetosee.你的徒儿都准备好了吗?Areyourstudentsready?是的，乌龟大师。Yes,MasterWugui.你得明白，老朋友，无论我选中谁，它都会把和平带给山谷，也会把安宁带给你。Nowknowthis,oldfriend,WhoeverIchosewillnotonlybringpeacetothevalley,butalsotoyou.武林大会现在开始!Letthetournament begin!哦，不，等等，我来了！嗨，快开门！让我进去！No,no,no,wait!I'mcoming.Hey!Openthedoor.Letmein!和平谷的父老乡亲们，今日向诸位介绍，娇虎、灵蛇、仙鹤、金猴、螳螂，威猛五侠！CitizensoftheValleyofPeace.Itismygreathonourtopresenttoyou,Tigress,Viper,Crane,Monkey,Mantis.TheFuriousFive!威猛五侠They'reTheFuriousFive!五侠请就位Warriorsprepare!等等偷看节目Blast,No,pickitahole!准备比武Readyforbattle.千条火蛇Thethousandtonsoffire!Ho...ha...howw!哦快看呐！嘿!让开！Wow...Lookatthat!Hey!Getoutoftheway!Uhh...Oh...ohh!Ah...ah...aah!Hiyaah...ouch!最后是娇虎女侠Andfinally,MasterTigress.各位父老乡亲，真正的绝活你们还没看到呢。Believemecitizens,youhavenotseenanythingyet.我没看到！Iknow!娇虎女侠对抗铁牛的死亡之斧MasterTigressfacesIronArmsanditsBlade[bleid]sofDeath.我感受到神龙大侠就在我们中间。IsensetheDragonWarriorisamongus.和平谷的父老乡亲们，乌龟大师现在将选出神龙大侠CitizensoftheValleyofPeace,MasterOogwaywillnowchoosetheDragonWarrior.啊，完了，哦不，等一等Hah...butta...No,no,nowait!Yaa...ahh.Ha...ha...haah!Ha...ha...haah.阿波你这是在干什么呀！Po!Whatareyoudoing?你说我是在干嘛?WhatdoesitlooklikeI'mdoing?别吹别吹我要进去看神龙大侠Stop!Stop!I'mgoingtoseetheDragonWarrior.我就不明白了，你好不容易梦见面条的呀。ButIdon'tunderstand,youfinallyhavethenoodledream.老爸，我骗你的，我根本就没梦到什么面条，我爱武功Ilied.Idon'tdreamaboutnoodles,Dad.IloveKungFu...uuu!走吧，儿子，咱回家干活去吧。Ohcomeonson.Let'sgetbacktowork.好吧，好吧Heay...okay.哦，怎么回事？Oh.What'sgoingon?这是哪儿？Where?干嘛指着我?Whyareyoupointing...?哦，好吧，对不起，我就是想看看谁是神龙大侠。Oh.Okay.Sorry.IjustwantedtoseewhotheDragonWarriorwas?这可真有意思Howinteresting?大师，您指的是我吗?Master,areyoupointingatme?是他。Him。谁?Who?你You.我?Me?天地环宇就把他送来了，神龙大侠。TheuniversehasbroughtustheDragonWarrior.什么？什么？什么？什么？What?What?What?What!站住，等等，谁让你们抬轿Stopwait.Whotoldyouto...乌龟大师，等等，那个蔫了吧唧的熊猫不可能是我们要找的神龙大侠MasterWugui,wait.Thatcrabby['kræbi]pandacan'tpossiblybetheanswertoourproblem.你要指的是娇虎，可那玩意正好掉下来YouwereabouttoappointtheTigress.andthatthingfellinfrontofher.只是个意外Thatwasjustanaccident.从来就不存在什么意外Therearenoaccidents.请原谅师傅，我们辜负了您。ForgiveusMaster.Wehavefailedyou.如果明天早上那熊猫还不走，那就是我辜负你们。No.Ifthepandahasnotquitbymorning,thenIwouldhavefailedyou.等等，等等，我捎来了功夫大师的信Wait,wait,wait!IbringamessagefromMasterShifu.什么?加强兵力，特别防御，你的监狱也许不够坚固？What?Doubletheguard.Extraprecautions .Yourprisonmaynotbeadequate?那么你是怀疑我的监狱不安全?Youdoubtmyprisonsecurity?小的绝对没那个胆。是师傅交代的，小的只是个送信的。Absolutelynot!Shifudoes.I'mjustthemessenger.那你替我捎个信给你那个什么师傅，想从长高监狱逃走，绝对不可能。I'llgiveyouamessageforyourMasterShifu.EscapefromChordomprisonisimpossible.很壮观，是不是？Impressiveisn'tit?那是，真是很壮观，相当的壮观。Yes,veryimpressive.Itisveryimpressive.从一道门进，从一道门出。Onewayin.Andonewayout.一千名看守看管一名囚犯Onethousandguardsandoneprisoner.是呀，只不过那个囚犯是太狼Yes,exceptthatprisonerisTaiLung.放我们下去。Takeusdown.真要命Ohmygod.看吧，这就是太狼BeholdTaiLung.我看，我还是在这儿等吧I'llumm...I'lljustwaitrighthere.这没什么好怕的，这儿安全的很It'snothingtoworryabout.It'sperfectlysafe.弓箭手待命Bothposts.Attheready.嘿，硬汉，你听说了吗，乌龟终于要把神龙秘笈给人了，不过那个人不是你。Heytoughguy.DidyouhearWuguiisfinallygoingtogivesomeonetheDragonScrollandit'snotgoingtobeyou.你干什么，别激怒他。Whatareyoudoing?Don'tgethimmad.他还能怎么着？我早就已经让他动弹不得了。Whatishegoingtodoaboutit?I'vegothimcompletelyimmobilised[i'məubilaiz].哦，我是不是踩到小猫咪的尾巴了？Oh...DidIsteponthewoolykiddy'stail?好了，我已经看够了I'mgonna...I'veseenenough.我会跟师傅说，他没什么好担心的。I'mgonnatellShifuthathehasnothingtoworryabout.是呀，多余担心。No,hedoesn't.我一定转告。OkayI'lltellhimthat.我们赶紧走吧。Canwepleasegonow?等等。我想这一定是搞错了。大家好像都以为我是…Oh.Waitasecond.Ithinktherehasbeenaslightmistake.Err...EveryoneseemstothinkI'merr...哇!这是奇侠圣殿？我没做梦吧瞧这多气派。犀牛大侠的盔甲，上面还留着刀枪的伤痕。Ahh...ThesacredHallofWarriors.Lookatthisplace.MasterFlying-Rhino'sarmour.Withauthenticbattledamage!英雄剑，听说非常锋利，看一眼就会被割伤。Wow...theSwordofHeroes.Saidtobesosharp,youcancutyourselfjustbylooking...Aah!...Oww!隐形的青龙偃月刀。TheinvisibleDragonofDestiny.我只见过这幅画的冒牌货。I'veonlyseenpaintingsofthatpainting.呢喃武士们的灵坛，据说装着整个天蜀大军的亡灵。ThelegendaryUrnofWhisperingWarriors.SaidtocontainsoulsoftheentireTenshuarmy.有人吗?Hello?东张西望到此结束了吗？Haveyoufinishedsightseeing?对不起我应该先来看你的Sorry.Ishouldhavecometoseeyoufirst.我的耐心是有限的。Mypatienceisrunningthin.呃，这，反正你也没地方可去。Ohh?Well.Imean,it'snotlikeyouaregoinganywhere.你转过身。Youturnaround.好的Sure.怎么把五千人……哦，是师傅！Hey,howisitgoing?Howdoyouget500...MasterShifu!有人打碎了它。不过我会把它粘好。你这有没有胶水Someonebrokethat.ButI'mgoingtofixit...I...Doyouhavesomeglue...扎手了。I'veasplinter.你就是传奇的神龙大侠？SoyouarethelegendaryDragonWarrior?我猜是吧。Ahh,Iguessso?错！你不是神龙大侠！你永远成不了神龙大侠！除非，除非你掌握了神龙秘笈里的秘诀。Wrong!YouarenottheDragonWarrior.YouwillneverbetheDragonWarriorntilyou'velearnedthesecretoftheDragonscroll.哇噢!那么，我该怎么拿？你没有梯子或者蹦床？Wow...so...Howdoesthiswork?Doyouhavealadder?atrampolineor...?你以为这么容易我会把无限神功的秘诀随随便便给你？Umph...Youthinkitisthateasy?ThatI'mjustgoingtohandyouthesecrettolimitlesspower?不我No!I...首先，你需要达到功夫的最高境界。世界上最不可能达到最高境界的就是像你这样的。OnemustfirstmasterthehighestlevelofKungFu.andthatisclearlyimpossibleifthatoneissomeonelikeyou.像我这样的？Someonelikeme?对！瞧瞧你，屁股圆肥，胳膊松软，Yes!Lookatyou!Thisfatblob.Flabbyarms.人家这块肉最怕疼了。Thosearesensitive.intheflabbyparts.还有这肚子大得不可思议。Andthisridiculousbelly.不干不净，完全无视个人卫生。Andutterdisregardforpersonalhygiene.赶紧打住，没这么寒碜人的。Nowwaitaminute.That'salittleuncalledfor.别站那么近，你的口臭扑鼻。Don'tstandthatclose.Icansmellyourbreath.听着，乌龟说我是..Listen,WuguisaidthatIwasthe...无极拈花指,别别大师不要Uh...theWushiFingerHold.Never...MasterShifudon't...噢!这招你知道?Youknowthishold?由无极大师在秦朝发明的，我知道!DevelopedbyMasterWushiinthe3rddynasty.Yes.那你一定知道我动一下小指会怎么样?Oh.ThenyoumustknowwhathappenswhenIflex mypinky.不要!不要!No,no,no.知道最难的是什么?完事后怎么清理干净。Youknowthehardestpartofthis?Thehardestpartiscleaningupafterwards.我懂了，求你放过我吧。Okay.Okay,takeiteasy.你仔细给我听好了，熊猫。乌龟是选中了你。不过等你在我这儿领教过之后，你总会后悔被选中了。听明白了吗？Nowlistenclosely,Panda.Wuguimayhavepickedyou,butwhenI'mthroughwithyou,Ipromiseyou,you'regoingtowishhehadn't.Areweclear?是的很明白，很明白，明明白白。Yes,we'reclear,we'reclear.Wearesoclear.很好，我都等不及了。Good.Ican'twaittogetstarted.开始吧Let'sbegin.等等，什么？现在?Wait,wait,wait.Now?对，现在。除非你认为乌龟大师错了，你不是神龙大侠。Yesnow.UnlessyouthinkthatthegreatWuguiwaswrongandyouarenottheDragonWarrior.好吧!我不知道那些招数我是不是全都会。Okay.Well,Idon'tknowifIcandoallofthosemoves.如果不试一下，永远不会知道。Well,ifwedon'ttry,wewillneverknow,willwe?啊，是的，也许我们可以找一些适合我的水平的。Yes,it'sjust,maybewecanfindsomethingmoresuitedtomylevel.你是什么水平?Andwhatlevelisthat?呃，你知道，反正我不是大师，我们可不可以从零开始？没水平。Wellyouknow...I'mnotamaster,butlet'sjuststartatzero.Levelzero.上哪儿都找不到没水平这个水平。Thereisnosuchthingaslevelzero.嗨!我们从这边开始吧。Hey,maybeIcanstartwiththat.这个?这是训练小孩子的，或者大热天也可以用来顶门的。但如果你非常想用That.Weusethatfortrainingchildren.Andpoppingthedooropenwhenitishot.Butifyouinsist.哇噢!威猛五侠！Wow...TheFuriousFive.你们比玩具娃娃大多了。除了你螳螂，差不多一样小。You'resomuchbiggerthanyouractionfigures.Exceptforyou,Mantis.You'reaboutthesame.来吧，熊猫，给我们露一手。Goahead,Panda.Showuswhatyoucando.他们都要看吗?要不等他们先撤了再说吧？Ahh...Aretheygoingtowatch?OrshouldIjustwaituntiltheygetbacktoworkorsomething?出拳吧。Hitit.好的。不过，我刚吃饱，我还在消化。所以我的功夫可能会打点儿折扣。Okay,Imean,Ijustate,andsoI'mstilldigesting,somyKungFumaynotbeasgoodaslateron.赶快出拳!Justhitit.好吧。谁怕谁呀，你就等着我露一手吧。你敢欺侮我朋友，我打得你满脸桃花儿开。你能应付的了无影脚吗?Okay.What'dyougot?You'vegotnothingcos'Igotitrighthere.Youpickingonmyfriends?Getreadytofellthethunder.Comeon,crazyfeet.What'reyougoingtodoaboutcrazyfeet?来吧，我无影无踪，无影无踪。你没见过熊拳吧？你只见过螳螂捕蝉什么的，或者我们来试试猴子耍宝或者来几下鸡蛇狂舞？Comeon.I'mablur.I'mablur.You'veneverseenBearstyle.You'veonlyseenPrayingMantis.OrMonkeystyle.Imaginesnake-kiddySnake.你到是给我打呀!Wouldyouhitit!好的好的Alright.Alright.再试一下，打重点儿Whydon'tyoutryitagain?Alittleharder.这下怎么样？How'sthat?疼死了Oh,thathurts!要赶走他看来并不难。ThiswillbeeasierthanIthought.有点晕。哦，我的鸡鸡。Feelingalittlenausea...Mytenders.我表现如何?HowdidIdo?总算见识没水平了。Thereisnowalevelzero.我真是无语了。Don'tdenythat.也不知道乌龟大师是怎么想的。Idon'tunderstandwhatMasterWuguiwasthinking.那个可怜虫会送命的。Poorguyisgoingtogethimselfkilled.Heissofighty.他是那么的威风，神龙大侠坐着火球从天而降。TheDragonWarriorfelloutoftheskyinaballoffire.他一走路大地都会颤抖。Whenhewalks,theverygroundshakes.按理说，乌龟大师会选一个真正会功夫的人。OnewouldthinkthatMasterWuguiwouldchoosesomeonewhoactuallyknewKungFu.是呀，至少手能碰到脚趾头。Yes.Orcouldatleasttouchhistoes.他大概连脚趾头都看不见。Orevenseehistoes.好了。糟糕。Okay.Great. 嗨!你醒了?Ohhey.Hi.You'reup?被你吵醒的。Amnow.我只是,今天够呛啊，那功夫真够难的，对吧？你二头肌酸吗?Iwasjust..er...someday...eh?TheKungFustuffishardwork,right?Yourbicepssore.今天一天真是又长又叫人泄气，所以…是啊，也许我现在真该睡一会儿了。I'vehadalongdayandratherdisappointingday,so...er...Ya...Ishouldprobablygettosleepnow.是呀，当然Ya...Ya...ofcourse.那好，谢谢Okay.Thanks.我只想说，我好崇拜你们It'sjust,I'msuchabigfan...泣河大战的时候，你们表现神勇!面对千倍敌人，你们毫不退缩，哦，请多包涵。YouguysweresototallyamazingatthebattleoftheWeepingRiver.Outnumbered.Athousandtoone.But,youdidn'tstop.Youjust,....Oh.Sorryaboutthat.听着，你不属于这儿。Look，youdon'tbelonghere.我知道，我知道，你说的对。我什么都不会，我只是从小就有一个梦，梦到我…Er...Iknow,Iknow.You'reright.Idon'thaveit.It'sjust,mywholelife,Idreamof...不，不，不，我的意思是你不属于"这儿"，就是这房间。这是我的房间。仙鹤房产。No,no,no.Imeantyoudon'tbelonghere,Imeaninthisroom.Butthisismyroom.PropertyofCrane.哦，懂了，对对，那么……你要睡觉了，打扰了，明天还有大事要做呢。好吧，你很牛，我就说这些了，拜拜。Oh,okayright,right.So...Ya,youwanttogettosleep.Keepingyouup.We'vegotbigthingstomorrow.Alright.Youareawesome.ThelastthingI'mgoingtosay.Okay,bye-bye.说什么呢?Whatwasthat?我什么都没说Ididn'tsayanything.那好，走了，晚安，做个好梦Okay.Alright.Goodnight.Sleepwell.真尴尬Seemalittlebitawkward.娇虎大侠，我没想吵醒你，只是...MasterTigress,didn'tmeantowakeyou.Justa...你不属于这儿Youdon'tbelonghere.是的是的当然这是你的房间Ahya...ya,ofcourse...Thisisyourroom...我是说你不属于我们翡翠宫。Imeanyoudon'tbelongintheJadePalace.你是武林的耻辱，如果你还懂得尊重我们这些大侠，尊重武林，那么明天一早就离开。You'readisgracetoKungFuandifyouhaveanyrespectofwhoweare,andwhatwedo,youwillbegonebymorning.我崇拜你。Bigfan.看来你已经发现了这棵天之神灵圣桃树Iseeyou'vefoundtheSacredPeachTreeofHeavenlyWisdom.就是这棵树？不好意思，我还以为是平常的桃树。Isthatwhatthisis?I'msosorry.Ithoughtitwasjustaregularpeachtree.照我理解，你心情烦躁，所以就吃了。Iunderstand,youeatwhenyouareupset.心烦？我没心烦？你怎么觉得我心烦？Upset?I'mnotupset.WhywouldIbeupset?你到底心里在烦些什么？So,whyareyouupset?我今天的表现有可能是历史上最烂的，功夫史上最烂的，最烂史上最烂的。IprobablysuckedmoretodaythananyoneinthehistoryofKungFu.InthehistoryofChina.Inthehistoryofsucking.有可能。Probably.还有，那五个，你真该看看它们那样，他们恨死我了。AndtheFive...man,youshouldhaveseenthem,theytotallyhateme.恨死了。Totally.师傅怎么才能把握训练称为神龙大侠呢？我不是那五个，我没有利爪，没有翅膀，没有毒液，连螳螂都有那样的东西。我还是放弃吧，回家做我的面条。How'sShifuevergoingtoturnmeintotheDragonWarrior?ImeanI'mnotliketheFive,I'vegotnoclaws.Nowings,novenom.EvenMantisgotthosethingies.MaybeIshouldjustquitandgobacktomakingnoodles.放弃，不放弃；面条，不做面条。你患得患失，太在意从前，又太担心将来。有句话说的好：昨天是段历史，明天是个谜团，而今天是天赐的礼物。像珍惜礼物那样珍惜今天。Quit.Don'tquit.Noodles.Don'tnoodles.Youaretooconcernedwithwhatwasandwhatwillbe.There'sasaying.Yesterdayishistory,Tomorrowisamystery,Buttodayisagift.Thatiswhyitiscalledthe"present".糟了。OhNo!怎么了？What'shappening?各就各位。Toyourbattlestations!Go!Go!Go!弓弩手，发射！发射！FireCross-Bow!Fire!Fire!太郎越狱了，我去告诉师傅。TaiLung'sfree.ImustwarnShifu.你哪儿也别想去，他也跑不了。Youarenotgoinganywhere.Neitherishe!放开我。Letgoofme.拉起来。Bringitup!等等，放下来。Wait!Bringitback!他往这儿来了。He'sgoingthisway.他跑不远的。Hewon'tgetfar.弓箭手Archers!死定了这下肯定死定了。WeDead.Sovery,verydead.我们还没死呢。射！Ha..Ha.Notyet,we'renot.Now!可以逃命了吧？Canwerunnow?-是的Yes.很高兴师父派你来。我还以为他们把我忘了呢。你飞回去告诉他们，真正的神龙大侠要回家了。IamgladShifusentyou.IwasbeginningtofeelI'mbeingforgotten.Flybackthereandtellthem,therealDragonWarrioriscominghome.早上好，师父GoodMorning,Master.熊猫，熊猫，快起来！他放弃了Panda!Panda!Wakeup!He'squitted.现在怎么办，师父?熊猫走了，谁做神龙大侠呢？WhatdowedonowMasterwiththePandagone?WhowillbetheDragonWarrior?我们唯有继续练功，不久以后，真正的神龙大侠一定会出现。AllwecandoisresumeourtrainingandtrustthatintimethetrueDragonWarriorwillberevealed.你在干什么?Whatareyoudoinghere?早上好，师傅。GoodMorningMaster.我是想先热一下身。IthoughtI'llwarmupalittle.你卡住了。You'restuck.卡住?没有啊。不，这是我的，对，我卡住了。Stuck?...No...What?...Stuck?No...Thisisoneofthe...Ya...I'mstuck.去帮他。Helphim.真要命。Ohdear.我数三，一二Liftmeonthree.One,two,....谢谢Thankyou.不客气Don'tmentionit.真的，我好感谢。Noreally.Iappreciateit...打住。Ever.你真的以为你用一个晚上就能学会大劈叉吗？柔韧性需要苦练好几年，然后，再花好几年把它用在格斗中Youactuallythoughtyoucouldlearntodoafullsplitinonenight.Ittakesyearstodeveloponesflexibility.Andyearslongertoapplyitincombat.你快把它放下。我们收集的纪念品只有滴血的关节和被打碎的骨头。Putthatdown!Theonlysouvenirswecollectdownherearebloodyknucklesandbrokenbones.耶，好过瘾。Yaa...ha...ha...ha.Excellent!我们开始吧Let'sgetstarted.准备好了吗Areyouready?一生下来就准备好了Iwasbornready...Oww!对不起老弟，你不是说准备好了吗Oww!...Oh!.I'msorrybrother.Ithoughtyousaidyou'reready.实在太牛了，我们再来！Thatwasawesome!Let'sgoagain!我一直对你很客气，现在不会了。下一个对手就是我。I'vebeentakingiteasyonyouPandabutnomore.Yournextopponentwillbeme.耶，出招吧。Alright.Ya...Let'sgo!往前一步。Stepforth!真正的成功之道是发现对手的弱点，然后让他疼不欲生，集聚他的力量，给他以垂直打击，直到他被打垮或者放弃Thetruepathtovictoryistofindyouropponent'sweakness.Andmakehimsufferforit.Ohyeah.Totakehisstrengthanduseitagainsthim.Untilhefinallyfallsorquits.真正的大侠决不会放弃，放心师傅，我决不会放弃。Butarealwarriorneverquits.Don'tworryMaster,I'llneverquit.他要是聪明就不会再爬台阶。Ifheissmarthewon'tcomebackthosesteps.可他会爬的。Buthewill.他不会放弃，对吗?He'snotgoingtoquit,ishe?他不会放弃往下翻滚。He'snotgoingtoquitbouncing.I'lltellyouthat.我记得你好像说针灸会让我舒服Oouch!Ithoughtyousaidaccupuncturewillmakemefeelbetter.相信我，没有错。只是很难找到穴位，因为你身上有太多Trustmeitwill.It'sjustnoteasyfindingrightnervepointsunderallthis..肥肉？fat?毛，我要说的是毛Fur!Iwasgoingtosayfur.才怪。Sureyouwere. 我可不会光凭大小论英雄，不是吗？你瞧我。我在这儿。WhoamItojudgeawarriorbasedonhissize?SoImean,lookatme.I'moverhere.也许这图你应该再看一遍。Maybeyoushouldtakealookatthisagain.哦，明白了。Ohh...Okay.不要，不要。Stop!Stopit!我知道师父这么做是想鼓励我。可如果我不了解他，我会以为他是想赶我走。IknowMasterShifuistryingtoinspiremeandall.ButifIdidn'tknowanybetterI'llsayhe'stryingtogetridofme.我知道他表面上铁石心肠，可实际上是菩萨心肠。Iknowhecanseemlikeheartless.Butyouknowhewasn'talwayslikethat.据传说，很久很久以前，师傅脸上时常挂着微笑AccordingtolegendtherewasonceatimewhenMasterShifuactuallyusedtosmile.骗人No...不骗你。Yes可后来出事了。butthatwasbefore...出了什么事?Beforewhat?太狼的事。BeforeTaiLung.啊，是呀，我们不该议论他的事。Aah...ya.Wearenotreallysupposetotalkabouthim.如果熊猫要留在这儿的话，就应该知道Wellifheisgoingtostayhereheshouldnow.各位，各位我知道太狼的事儿。他是师父的徒弟，徒弟中他第一个掌握了千卷功夫书，后来他变坏了，被关进大牢。Guys,guys,IknowaboutTaiLung.Hewasastudent.Thefirsttoevermasterthe1000scrollsofKungFu.Andthenheturnedbadandnowhe'sinjail.他不是个徒弟，他刚生下来就被师傅捡到，师傅抚养他，把他当儿子。发现了他的功夫天分之后，师傅就训练他,对他满怀信心，并告诉他，他注定成大器。Hewasn'tjustastudent.Shifufoundhimasacub.Andheraisedhimashisson.AndwhenthechildshowedtalentinKungFu,Shifutrainedhim.Hebelievedinhim.Hetoldhimhewasdestinedforgreatness.可是太狼心比天高，他想要神龙秘籍。乌龟大师看出了他心中的阴暗面，拒绝了他。ItwasneverenoughforTaiLung.HewantedtheDragonScroll.ButWuguisawdarknessinhisheartandrefused.气急败坏的太狼，重创和平谷。他妄图把秘籍抢走。Outraged,TaiLunglaidwastetotheValley.HetriedtotaketheScrollbyforce.师傅不得不摧毁他一手栽培的徒儿。可又不忍心下手。AndShifuhastodestroywhathehadcreated.Buthowcouldhe?师傅从来没有像爱太狼那样爱过任何人，从来没有ShifulovedTaiLunglik