《功夫熊猫1》全部英语对话

《功夫熊猫1》全部英语对话 ---------------1------------PO的梦境开场--------------- legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foes I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let’s fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness! my eyes ... he’s too awesome and attractive ... how can we repay you there’s no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his bodacity . never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five ， bowed in respect of this great master We shall hang out agreed ～ yeh ... But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there’s only one thing that it matters , and that’s .. PO get up you ’ll be late for work what ? ... ---------------2------------PO家里--------------- po , get up hey po what are you doing up there ah .. nothing .. monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~ po ,let’s go , you ’re late for work coming... sorry dad sorry doesn’t make the noodles and what are you doing up there , all that noise oh nothing , just had a crazy dream about what ? uh ? what were you dreaming about what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ... noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles? uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ? thank you~~ ...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don’t know how long I ’ve been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po ahh ..a sign of what? you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang. dad dad dad, it was just a dream no , it was THE dream We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins but dad , didn’t you ever , I don’t know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu so why didn’t you oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ... I know , is here no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile (sigh....) ---------------3------------JADE PALACE--------------- Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis... master Shifu! what? ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you. ---------------4------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR--------------- Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong? Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend? so , nothing is wrong? Well, I didn’t say that. you’re saying... (oogway ’s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one ) you were saying... I’ve had a vision , tailung will return that is impossible , he’s in prison nothing is impossible zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison yes ... master shifu one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it we have to do something, we can’t just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he’ll..he’ll… your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear the dragon scroll it is time but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior I don’t know ---------------5------------PO家的面档--------------- excuse me, excuse me, sorry .... hey...watch it po.... sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway’s choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin’ a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定，谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don’t worry about it , just go po , where are you going to the jade palace but you’re forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you’ll sell noodles to all of them. selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I .. yeh ? I was kinda thinking maybe I uh huh could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad… that’s my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ? yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ... ---------------11------------练功房--------------- let’s begin wait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ? yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warrior ohhh , ok , well , I~~I don’t know if I can do all of those .. moves .. heheheh~~~ well , if we don’t try we will never know , will we ? ah .. yeh ... it’s just ... maybe we can find something more suited to my~~level ? and what level is that ? well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let’s just start at zero , level zero ? hohoh..no , there’s no such thing as level zero hey .. maybe I can start with that that ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it’s hot, but if you insist ohhhh , the furious five , you’re so much bigger then your action figures , except for you, mantis, you’re about the same go ahead , panda , show us what you can do hmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or something hit it ok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i’m still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later on just hit it ! alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you’re picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I am blur , you’ve never seen bear style , you’ve only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snake would you hit it ~~~~ alright , alright .. why don’t you try again , a little harder how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts this will be easier than I thought I feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh ohhh.....ah oh....how did I do there is now a level zero ---------------12------------JADE PALACE外面路上--------------- there’s no words no denying that I don’t understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy’s just gonna get himself killed he is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire when he walks the very ground shades one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu yeh .. or could at least touch his toes or even see his toes ---------------13------------JADE PALACE的房间里--------------- ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up am now I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff’s hard work right , are you biceps sore? um~~I’ve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep now yeh yeh yeh of course ok , thanks it’s just hawwww man, i’m such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn’t stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about that err ... look, you don’t belong here ahh .. I know I know , you’re right , I don’t have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed .. no no no I mean , you don’t belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh .. oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep yeh and I’m keeping you up , we ’ve got big things tomorrow , alright , you’re awesome , last thing I’m gonna say , ok , byebye whoa... what was that ? I didn’t say anything ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn’t mean to wake you , just .. you don’t belong here ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room I mean , you don’t belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morning big fan~~~~ ---------------14------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下--------------- I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach tree I understand , you eat when you are upset upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset so why are you upset ? ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking probably and the five , man , you should ’ve seen ’em , they totally hate me totally how’s shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , I’ve got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles quit , don’t quit , noodles , don’t noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ... ----------15------------CHOR GHOM PRISON--------------- ohhh no ~~ what’s happening ? clear up the stairs, go go fire prop bow fire ... fire tailung is free , I must warn shifu you are not going nowhere , neither is he let go of me bring that up ~~ wait ... bring it back he’s going this way he won’t get far, archers~~ we are dead , so very very dead hahah ... not yet , we’re not .. now can we run now ... yes~~ I’m glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I ’ve been forgotten . fly back there and tell them , the real dragon warrior is coming home ---------------21------------JADE PALACE的房间里--------------- I am not scared , yeh , coz I am like fine , you maybe a wolf , you maybe the scarest fiend in hujian province ,but you are a lousy tipper really ? so how did you get outta there alive ? I meant I didn’t ~~I didn’t actually say that , but I thought it ..in.. in my mind .. if he could read my mind he’d have been like ~~what ! what ? do you like it ? this is really good now , come on , you should try my dad’s secret ingredient soup , he actually knows the secret ingredient what are you talking about , this is amazing whoa~~ you are a really good cook I wish my mouth was bigger tigeres , you’ve got to try this hmmm, it is said that the dragon can survive for a month at the time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the dragon warrior yet .heheh~~ I’m gonna need a lot more than dew and the universe juice ... what ? oh nothing .. master shifu hahahahahah~~ you will never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 ponds and brush your teeth hahahah~~~~ what is that noise you are making ? laughter ? I never heard of it ... work hard panda , and maybe someday you will have ears like mine ! hahah~~ that’s good oh~~~~~~ ears ? it’s not working for ya ? I thought they were pretty good . it’s shifu of coz it’s shifu , what do think I am doing ooooo~~~~~master shifu...ah~~~~~ heheheheh~~ do you think this is funny ? tailung has escaped from prison , and you are acting like children ! what ? he is coming for the dragon scroll , and you are the only one who can stop him hahahah~~ and here i am saying you got no sense of humor, I’m gonna s~~stop him? what ? you serious ? and I have to ~~no ~~master oogway will stop him , he did it before , he will do it again oogway can not , not any more ah~~~~ our only hope is the dragon warrior the panda ? yes the panda master please , let us stop tailung , this is what you ’ve trained us for no , it is not your destiny to defeat tailung , it is his ! where did he go ? ---------------22------------JADE PALACE下山路上--------------- ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ you can not leave , a real warrior never quits watch me ! come on , how am I supposed to beat tailung , I can’t even beat you to the stairs you will beat him because you are the dragon warrior awww~ you don’t believe that , oh~~ you never believed that , from the first moment I got here , you’ve been tried to get rid of me yes , I was ,but now I ask you to trust in your master , as I’ve come to trust in mine you are not my master , and I am not the dragon warrior then why didn’t you quit? you know I was trying to get rid of you , yet you stayed ? yeh, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurts. but it could never hurt more than it did everyday in my life just being me . I stayed ,because I thought .. if anyone could change me , could make me not me , it was you, the greatest kung fu teacher in all of china! but I can change you , I can turn you into the dragon warrior , and I will come on ..tailung is on his way here right now , and even if it takes him a hurdred years to get here , how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior , huh ? how ~~ how~~ how~~~~~~ I don’t know .. hmm .. I don’t know that’s what I thought -----------23------------JADE PALACE下山路上--------------- this is what you trained me for tigeress ... don’t try and stop me we are not trying to stop you what ? we are coming with you ---------------24------------JADE PALACE里--------------- what ? I eat when I am upset ok ? oh , no need to explain , I just thought you might be monkey , he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf don’t tell monkey look at you yeh ... I know , I disgust you no no ... I mean , how did you get up there ? I don’t know , I ... I just .. I don’t know , I was getting the cookie and yet you are 10 feet off the ground , and have done a perfect split now this ? this is just an accident .. ow~~~~~ there are no accidents , come with me ---------------24------------去POOL OF SACRED TEARS的路上--------------- I know you are trying to be all mystical in kung-fu-ie~~~ but could you at least tell me where we are going ? you ... drag me all the way out here for a bath ? panda , we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacret tears uh ? the pool of this is where oogway unravel the mysteries of harmony and focus , this is the birth place of kung fu ....... do you want to learn kung fu yeh~~~~~ then I AM your master ok ~~~~~~~~~~~~ don’t cry ok... ---------------25------------POOL OF SACRED TEARS的草地上--------------- when you focus on kung fu , when you concentrate , you stink .. but perhaps that is my fault. I can not train you the way I ’ve trained the five . I now see that the way to get through to you is with this oh~~~~~ great .. coz I am hungry hahahahah~~ good , when you have been trained , you may eat ... let’s begin after you panda just like that ? no setups ... no ... no .. no .. no ten mile hike ? I vowed to train you , and you have been trained , you are free to eat ...enjoy hey ~~ I said you are free to eat , have a dumpling hey~~~~~~~ you are free to eat ... am I ? are you ? I’m not hungry , master ... -------------26------------通往VALLEY OF PEACE的路上--------------- cut it where’s the dragon warrior how do you know you are not looking at her hahahah ~~~~ you think I’m a fool ? I know you are not the dragon warrior , none of you . I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire , that he is the warrior , unlike anything the world has ever seen po ? so that is his name , po ... finally , a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary we got this , help her monkey ~~ go ~ mantis ... now ! shifu taught you well , but he didn’t teach you everything ---------------27------------返回JADE PALACE的路上--------------- you’ve done well panda done well ..done well ? hahah I ’ve done awesome ! the mark of the true hero is humility ,but yes , you’ve done awesome huh~~guys ? guys ! they are dead ? no , they are breathing , they are asleep ? no their eyes are open we were no match for his nerve attack he has gotten stronger who ? tailung ? stronger he’s too fast , sorry po I thought we could stop him he could have killed you why didn’t he? so you can come back and strike fear into our heart , but it won’t work uh~~~~~ it might , I mean , a little , mmmm~ I’m pretty scared you can defeat him panda are you kidding , they can’t , they are five masters , I ’m just one me ! but you will have the one thing that no one else does ---------------28------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR里--------------- you really believe I am ready? you are , po. behold , the dragon scroll , it is yours wait , what happens when I read it no one knows , but legend says you would be able to hear a butterfly’s wing beat oh .. really ? that’s cool yes , and see light in the deepest cave , you will feel the universe in motion around you whoa~~~~ can I punch thru walls , can I .. can I .. can I do a quadro backflip focus focus uh ~~ focus ah yeh yeh read it po , and fulfill your destiny . read it , and become the dragon warrior wow~~~~~~~it’s impossible to open ......come on baby , come on now . thank you , probably I ’ve loosened it up for you though... ok , here it goes .. ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~it’s blank what ? yeh , look no , I am forbidden to look upon... blank ... I don’t .. I don’t understand ok , so like , oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all no , oogway was wiser than us all oh , come on , face it , he picked me by accident , of course I am not the dragon warrior .. who am I kidding but who will stop tailung ? he’ll detroy everthing and everyone no .. evacuate the valley , you must protect the villagers from tailung’s rage what about you master ? I will fight him what I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape but shifu , he’ll kill you then I will finally pay for my mistake . listen to me all of you , it is time for you to continue your journey without me . I ’m very proud to have been your master ---------------29------------VALLEY OF PEACE里--------------- we’ve got to get them out safely come little one , let’s find you mama viper , gather the southen farmers , mantis , the north , crane , light the way ---------------30------------PO家里--------------- look, it’s the dragon warrior ah~~~~~hey dad po .. good to have you back son good to be back let’s go po so for our next shot , it’s time to face it , the future of noodles is dice cut vegetables , no longer slices , and , also I was thinking , maybe this time we will have a kitchen you can actually step up in , hmm ? you like that ? ah ~~po ...I....I ..I am sorry , things didn’t work out , it just wasn’t meant to be . ah~~~~~~ po , forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits , we are noodle folk , broth runs deep through our veins I don’t know dad , honestly , sometime I can’t believe I am actually your son ohh~~po , I think it’s time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago ok ? the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup oh~~~ come near me ... the secret ingredient is ... nothing huh ? you heard me , nothing .. there is no secret ingredient wait wait , it’s just plain old noodle soup? you don’t add some kind of special sauce or something ? don’t have to , to make something special , you just have to believe it’s special there is no secret ingredient ---------------31------------JADE PALACE里--------------- I have come home , master this is no longer your home , and I am no longer your master oh yes , you have a new favorite, so where is this ..po? did I scare him off ? this battle is between you and me so , that is how it’s going to be that is how it must be I rotted in jail for twenty year because of your weakness obeying your master is not weakness you knew I was the dragon warrior , you always knew . but when oogway said otherwise , what did you do ? what did you do ! nothing you were not meant to be the dragon warrior ,that was not my fault not your fault ? who filled my head with dreams . who drove me to train until my bones cracked . who denied me my destiny It was never my decision to make it is now , give me the scroll I would rather die what I ever did , I did to make you proud , tell me how proud you are , shifu ! tell me ... tell me ~~~~~ I ~~ I have always been proud of you , on the first moment I’ve been proud of you . and it was my pride that blinded me , I loved you too much to see what you were becoming , what I was turning you into , I’m s~~ I’m sorry I don’t want you apology , I want my scroll , what , where is it ? dragon warrior has taken scroll half way across china right now , you would never see that scroll , tailung .. never ... never hey! stairs ~~~ ahhh who are you ? buddy , I am the dragon warrior ah... you ? heheheh ~~ him ? he ’s a panda , you’re a panda , what are you gonna do big buy , sit on me ? don’t tempt me , now .. I’m gonna use , this , hahah~~ you want it , come get it ! ah~~~~~~~~~ finally ... that scroll is mine... hey... I like that wow~~ this scroll is giving him power finally .. oh ... yes . heheh ~~ the power of the dragon scroll is mine ! it’s nothing ohh ~~ it’s ok , I didn’t get it the first time either what ? there is no secret ingredient , it ’s just you ya ~~~~~~~ hahah ~~ hahah~~ stop it , no , I ’m gonna pee .. don’t .. don’t ...hahah .. don’t don’t you can not defeat me , you , you are just a big fat panda ! I’m not a big fat panda , I ’m THE big fat panda ah~~~~ the wushi finger hold oh you know this hold you’re bluffing ? you’re bluffing ! shifu didn’t teach you that nope , I figured it out , skadoosh! ---------------32------------VALLEY OF PEACE里--------------- oh .. look , the dragon warrior yeah ~~~~~~~~~~~ dragon warrior .... that ’s my boy , that big lovely kung fu warrior is my son , yes ... thanks dad ... hey guys master~~ master~~~~~~ heh ..master ? master shifu .. ---------------33------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR里--------------- master .. shifu , shifu , are you ok ? hmm ? po , you are alive , or we’re both dead no master , I didn’t die , I defeated tailung you did ? whoa~~~~ it is as oogway foretold , you are the dragon warrior you have brought peace to this valley , and , and me , thank you , thank you , po thank you .. thank you ... no , master .. no no no , don’t die shifu , please ! I’m not dying you idiot , ah~~~~ dragon warrior , I’m simply at peace , finally ohh ~~ so um, I should stop talking ? if you can can I get something to eat ? yeh ~~~~~