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《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本 《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本 下文是关于《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本相关内容,希望对你有一定的帮助: 第一篇:《正义必胜5人搞笑英语话剧Justice Is The Winner》 正义必胜搞笑英语话剧Justice Is The Winner---娱乐学英语 【字体:小 大】 《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本 Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜) by Cecilia Liu 劉怡芬 5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案,不错 的剧本。 人物 Bun...
《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本
《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本 《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本 下文是关于《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本相关内容,希望对你有一定的帮助: 第一篇:《正义必胜5人搞笑英语话剧Justice Is The Winner》 正义必胜搞笑英语话剧Justice Is The Winner---娱乐学英语 【字体:小 大】 《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本 Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜) by Cecilia Liu 劉怡芬 5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案,不错 的剧本。 人物 Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen Eliza Lin: Daughter Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓) Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now. Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom. Mom:Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy! The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later„ the phone is ringing again„ Mom:Hello~ Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom:(I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you. Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ‖mom, help me~ help me~) Mom:Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.) But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there„ Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up? Mom:Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home. Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on. SCENE II英语剧本大全ww.coffbar.com Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time. The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child. The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded. Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head) Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K. At this moment, the girl appears. Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her? Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time. Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart„ Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach! Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move! Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!! Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor? Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you? Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart. Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said. Eliza: Never mind! Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh„ you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university. Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And„ Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university. Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university. Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy. Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~ Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people. Eliza: Umm„ let me think„ okay!! Let’s go! Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl. Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本。 Eliza goes with the gangsters. In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly第二篇:《英语搞笑话剧—正义必胜》 第三篇:《搞笑英文多人剧本》 Posts Tagged 搞笑剧本 《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本 5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案,不错 的剧本。 人物 Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen Eliza Lin: Daughter Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓) Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓) ——————————————————————————– SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now. Mom: Hello~ Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom. Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy! The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again… Mom: Hello~ Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you. Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ‖mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.) But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there… Mom: Eliza~《正义必胜》5人搞笑 英语话剧剧本。 Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up? Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home. Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on. SCENE II Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time. The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child. The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded. Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head) Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K. At this moment, the girl appears. Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her? Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time. Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach! Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move! Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!! 《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本。 Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor? Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you? Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart. Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said. Eliza: Never mind! Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university. Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And… Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university. Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university. Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy. Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~ Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people. Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go! Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl. Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help. Eliza goes with the gangsters. In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, ,Don’t move!‖ Eliza is shocked and starts screaming. Eliza: What are you doing? Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you! Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared. Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared? Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional. Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home! Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy! Eliza keeps crying. Small gangster: You! Get out of the car! Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.) Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop. Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you. SCENE III Mother is preparing dinner. Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up! No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong. Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek w ith me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry. As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings. Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me! Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here. Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry! Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson! Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’ t trick me! Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.) Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away. Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000. Mom: Too expensive! 20% off. Big gangster: Are you buying clothes? Mom: Bargain is my hobby. Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake. Mom: O.K. See you then! At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming. Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.) The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there? Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter. Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish? Big gangster: Where is the ransom? Mom: Release my daughter first! Big gangster: Give me the ransom first! Mom: No way! And the battle begins. Mom: Justice is always the winner. Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win! Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline. Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society? Small gangster: I…… Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.) Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone. Eliza: Me! Me! Celine: What do you want to say? Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me! Mom: My turn. My turn. Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight? Mom: Well…… Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters… Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly. Mom: Right. And they… Celine: They want to trick you, but… Mom: But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my daughter. Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS. 《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本 一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的 事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察,甚至还遇到了鬼。。。 Cast Erin Chang: Robber Debby Tsai: Police officer Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl Alec Zhao: Ghost student Leo Lee: Taxi driver Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman ————————————————————————— Summary This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student. Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go? Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please. Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road? Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later. Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend? Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look? Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax. Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream! Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off. Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you. Betel nut girl: Um! Take it! Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi! Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man. Tommy: Where are you going? Pregnant woman: Hospital, please. Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby. Pregnant woman: Yeah. It’s almost nine months. Tommy: Woo. Congratulations. Pregnant woman: Thank you. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Are you ok? Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: We’re almost there.第四篇:《英语话剧《正义必胜》》 Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜) 人物介绍 XUE DE DONG (薛德栋): Speaker XU JING (徐静); Mum XU CHUN CHENG (徐春成): Son GAO PENG (高鹏): Dong Ri na TU XIAO JUN (涂孝军): Small gangster (小流氓) SHI TAO (师涛): Big gangster (大流氓) ——————————————————————————– SCENE I(场景一) A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her son is in the school now. 一位母亲在 客厅里做运动时,电话铃响了。而她的儿子现在在学校。 徐静: Hello~ (你好? ) 涂孝军: (A girl is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom. (一个女孩哭了。)哈~你的孩子就在这里。 你听到他的声音,如果你想保存你的孩子,准备赎金。 徐静: Are you crazy? I don’t have a daughter !!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy! 你疯了吗,我没有女儿~不要试图欺骗我。 愚蠢的家伙~ The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again… 这位母亲很生气,挂了 电话。但后来...电话响起来了... 徐静: Hello~你好? 涂孝军: Hello~ Are you busy now? 你好?你忙吗, 徐静: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you. (我认识的声音。)你是一个骗子,对不对, 你要欺骗我,这好玩吗,不要做这种无聊的事,O.K.,我不会相信 你。 涂孝军: Really? Listen to this.(A boy is crying on the phone, ‖徐静, help me~ help me~) 真的吗,听到这些话。(一个男孩在电话中 哭了,―妈妈,帮我帮我??) 徐静: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.) 哦?你是一个好演员。这一次是更好,但我 不会掉入你的陷阱 让你抢我的钱~如果你再打电话来,我会打电话 叫警察。你明白吗, (挂断电话更生气了。) SCENE II场景二 Mother is preparing dinner. 妈妈正在准备晚饭。 (哼着小曲) 徐静: elisha! elisha! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up! 伊丽莎~伊丽莎~晚餐时间~我饿了~快点~ No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong. 没有人回答她。而她意识到有些不妥。 徐静:徐春成, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.《正义必胜》5人搞笑 英语话剧剧本。 伊丽莎,你在哪里,不要玩捉迷藏跟我来~这不好笑。我饿了。 As the mother is finding her son, the phone rings. 当母亲正在找她的儿子时,手机响了 徐静: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me! 你好?这是安德森。我正忙着找我的儿子。不要打扰我~ 师涛: Are you finding your son? Ha! Ha! Ha… he is right here. 您是不是在找你儿子啊,哈~哈~哈...他就在这里。 徐静: Good job! Tell him it’s time for dinner. 好~告诉他这是吃晚饭的时间。 师涛: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your son, elisha Anderson! 嘿~你是一无所知。我已经绑架了你的儿子, 伊丽莎安德森~ 徐静: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me! 嘿~老兄~不要欺骗我~ 师涛: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to 徐春成.) 当然~听~ (歹徒取伊丽莎电话。) 徐春成: Hello! Mum ! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away. 您好~妈妈~我在这里~他们是太好了。他 们给了我一个棒棒糖。 歹徒拿走了电话。 师涛: Do you believe me now? If you want your son to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of $ 250. 你相信我了吧,如果你想让你的儿子回来吃 晚饭。你必须准备250美元赎金。 徐静: Too expensive! 20% off. 太贵了~ 20,优惠。 师涛: Are you buying clothes? 你买衣服吗, 徐静: Bargain is my hobby. 讨价还价是我的爱好。 师涛: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to hui cui Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your son in the lake. 没有商量的余地,早上八点带着赎金到荟萃湖来领你儿子,而且,记住不要叫警察。否则,你会发现你的儿子在湖中。 徐静: O.K. (好) 师涛: bye-bye 拜--拜 SCENE iii 场景三 At Hui Cui Lake. The gangsters and 徐春成 are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming. 荟萃湖 歹徒们和伊丽莎是正在烘烤从湖 里钓上来的鱼,因为他们都饿了。 这时,母亲来了。 徐静: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, elisha’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my son ? Release my son. 是我,伯尼-安德森,艾丽莎的母亲,安德森 的妻子。我的儿子在哪里,放了我儿子。 徐春成: Hi! mum, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish? 嗨~妈妈,我在这里。你要来这里吃鱼吗, 师涛: Where is the ransom? 赎金在哪里, 徐静: Release my daughter first! 先放了我 儿子 师涛: Give me the ransom first! 先给赎金 徐静: No way! 没门 And the battle begins.(双方开始搏斗) 徐静: Justice is always the winner.《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本。 正义永远是胜利者。 徐春成: Oh~ Yeah! mum, you win! 哦?~妈妈赢了~ 高鹏: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline. 哈~有了~有了~ ... ...一条新的新闻,这条 肯定上头版。 高鹏: I am at Hui Cui lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her son. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. 我在荟萃湖。刚才,这里有一场激烈的战斗。据 目击者说,一位母亲为了救回她的儿子打了歹徒。这位伟大的母亲赢 了。现在,让我们的采访一下有关人士。 高鹏: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society? 你感到后悔吗,你觉得对不起这个社会 吗, 涂孝军: I…… 我 (弱弱的反抗) 高鹏: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the 师涛.) 我... ...我知道。你很抱歉和遗憾。你怎么样, (转向大流氓。) 师涛: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone. 与你无关。 (跑)给我。 徐春成: Me! Me! 我~我~ 高鹏: What do you want to say? 我~我~ 徐春成: Uh…My mum is so cool. She came to save me!《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本。 嗯...我的妈妈是太酷了。她来拯救我~ 徐静: My turn. My turn. 轮到我了。轮到我了。 高鹏: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight? O.K. O.K. 你打架赢了以后你有什么想说 的吗/ 徐静: Well……嗯... ... 高鹏: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. 嗯,你很高兴和自豪的是自己在战斗中获胜 了 徐静: Yes. And the gangsters… 是的。和歹徒(搏斗)... 高鹏: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly. 哦,歹徒们是非常愚蠢和可笑。 徐静: Right. And they… 对。他们... 高鹏: They want to trick you, but… 他们想欺骗你,但是... 徐静: But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my son. 可是...够了。我感到有点饿了。我要和我的儿子回家。 高鹏: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The 涂孝军 hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter DONG RI NA reporting from cctv5. 下一次,如果你收到一封来自一个骗子电话, 这里是可以做的事,以免被欺骗。第一,保持冷静,并对此有怀疑。 打电话的人希望用一个动人的愚弄你,让你忘了你良好的判断 力。有点怀疑就可以保护你。二,验证故事。向有关部门打电话,以 确保这个故事是真实的。第三,给警方。而且不要光靠自己去处 理这件事。一个电话往往会迅速暴露陷阱。不过,说实话,母亲是真 的很勇敢。她是我的偶像。我希望把自己的标志。这是有中央五的冬 日娜报道~第五篇:《英文短剧正义必胜》 Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜) by Cecilia Liu 劉怡芬 5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案,不错 的剧本。 人物 Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen Eliza Lin: Daughter Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流 氓) Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now. Mom: Hello~ Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom. Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy! The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again… Mom: Hello~ Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you. Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ‖mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.) But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there… Mom: Eliza~ Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up? Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home. Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on. SCENE II英语剧本大全ww.coffbar.com Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time. The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child. The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded. Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head) Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K. At this moment, the girl appears. Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her? Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time. Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach! Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Sto p day-dreaming. Let’s make a move! Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!! Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor? Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you? Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart. Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said. Eliza: Never mind! Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university. Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And… Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university. Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university. Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy. Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~ Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people. Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go! Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl. Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help. Eliza goes with the gangsters. In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, ―Don’t move!‖ Eliza is shocked and starts screaming. Eliza: What are you doing? Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you! Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared. Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared? Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional. Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home! Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy! Eliza keeps crying. Small gangster: You! Get out of the car! Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.) Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop. Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you. SCENE III Mother is preparing dinner. Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up! No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong. Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry. As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings. Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me! Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here. Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry! Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughte r, Eliza Anderson! Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’ t trick me! Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.) Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away. Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000. Mom: Too expensive! 20% off. Big gangster: Are you buying clothes? Mom: Bargain is my hobby. Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake. Mom: O.K. See you then! At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming. Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.) The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there? Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter. Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish? Big gangster: Where is the ransom? Mom: Release my daughter first! Big gangster: Give me the ransom first! Mom: No way! And the battle begins. Mom: Justice is always the winner.
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