神烦警探第一季第一集I台词剧本

神烦警探第一季第一集I台词剧本 神烦警探 第一集(1) JP(Jake Peralta):This job is eating me alive. I can't breathe anymore. 这份工作在蚕食我的生命。 让我无法呼吸。 I spent all these years trying to be the good guy. The man in the white hat. 这些年，我尽力做个好人。 两袖新风 I'm not becoming like them.I am them. 这不是理想。 我就是~ Santiago :Hey!What are you doing,weirdo? 嘿～你在干啥呢，奇葩, JP :I'm doing the best speech from.Oractually,ten of me are doing 我正在演《忠奸人》的经典台词事实上，是十个我正在表演《忠奸 the best speech from .What's up? 人》的经典台词。怎么了, Santiago :Get it together,man.Okay?So the store was hit about two hours ago.They took 干点正事儿，好吗，伙计~ 所以，两小时前，商店被洗劫。 他们几乎洗 劫了 mostlytablets,laptops,and cameras. 所有的平板电脑，笔记本及照相机。 JP :Sorry. 不好意思 Santiago : I'd like a list of all your employees,whoever had access to the store. 我想要一份雇员的名单，谁可以随意进出商店。 And I'd also like 同时，我要替我的 to apologize for my partner.His parents didn't give him enough attention. 搭档道歉。 他父母对他关心不够。 JP :Uh,Detective...I already solved the case. 呃，探长...我已经破案了。 We're looking for three white males,one of whom has sleeve tats on both arms. 嫌犯是三名白人男子， 其中一个，双臂都有纹身。 Santiago : And how do you know that? 你怎么知道, JP :I had an informant on the inside. 我有一个内线。 He's been here for years.Watching,leaing,Waiting. 他潜伏在这里多年。监视，调查，等待。 His code name?Fuzzy Cuddle bear. 他的代号就是,毛毛熊。 He's a nanny cam. 其实他是针孔摄像机啦。 Santiago : You got lucky. 算你走运。 JP :No,I got here five minutes before you and figured that in this gigantic electronics 不是，我比你早到五分钟，我寻思这么大的电器商店 store,there had to be at least one working camera.oh! 至少有一个能用的摄像头吧。 Hi,badguys!You did it,fuzzy. 你们好啊~坏蛋们～干的不错，毛 You busted'em.It's time to come home. 你抓住他们了。是时候回家啦。 I'm not sure if I can.I've been undercover so 我不确定还能回去。 我潜伏的太久了， long.I've forgotten who I am.I have seen terrible things. 我已经忘了我是谁。 惨不忍睹之事，我见过太多了~ I haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons. 我已经很久没有碰过 Detective Santiago~ Don't walk away from me! 妹子了~ 不要弃我而去~ 01:35 累死了~打字看幕就用了半个小时，才1分钟多点~?(???)?。 JP :Yes,I did crack the case.So,Santiago,would you do the honors? 没错，是我破了这件案子。所以，Santiago，您先请吧, Santiago : I hate this! 我恨这样～ JP :Oh，yeah!And you're just gonna add one.I'mwinning.It's a good feeling. 欧耶~～ 帮我加一就行了。 我赢了。 感觉太棒了。 Santiago : Enjoy it while it lasts. 好好享受这短暂幸福吧。 JP :I will! 没问题~ Terry Jeffords :JP,update on the Morgenthau murder? JP，汇报一下摩根索谋杀案的进展, JP :Yeah!Good news for all you murder fans.Earlier this morning...Someone decided to 好的～有一个好消息给各位谋杀粉们。 今晨早些时候。。。 有人决 定要射杀 shoot and kill luxury food importer Henry Morgenthau.Body was found by the 奢侈食品进口商亨利 ? 摩根索。 清洁女工发现了他的尸体 cleaning lady. During her interview,Ideduced,using expert Detective work,that she 给她做笔录的时候， 我用自己无敌专业的侦查技巧推测， had something super gross on her chin. 她下巴有块超级恶心的东西。 Charles Boyle :I think it was flan. 我觉得是果馅饼。 JP :Charles thinks it was flan.I think it was butterscotch pudding. 查理认为是果馅饼。 我推测是奶油糖果布丁。 Rosa Diaz :Maybe it was just old person gunk. 说不定只是一块老年人的鼻涕。 You know how old people always have that gunk on them. 你知道的，老年人身上经常有些鼻涕。 JP :Oldie gunk.Couldbe,yeah JP :Oldie gunk.Couldbe,yeah 也有可能是鼻涕。 Anyone else? 谁还有意见, Terry Jeffords :How about we focus on the murder 让我们关注谋杀案吧。 And not the old person gunk? 别再讨论老年人的鼻涕了~ Santiago :Crime techs are at the scene now. 罪证科的人现在在现场。 We’re heading back when they’re done. 取证结束后我们就重返犯罪现场。 Terry Jeffords :Okay, I want you on this. 好的，我要你跟进这个案子。 It’s gonna be priority one for the new C.O 这将会是新警监的重点案件。 Rosa Diaz :Wait,tell us about the new Captain. 等等，和我们说一下新警监吧。 Terry Jeffords :Captain Holt will be here soon. 霍尔特警监很快就到。 He’ wanna introduce himself. Dismissed. Charles Boyle :Hey,Gina. 嗨，吉娜 You know any scalpers? 你有没有认识的黄牛, I wanna ask Rosa to go to the Rihanna concert with me,but it’s sold out. 我想约罗莎一起去看蕾哈娜的演唱会,但是票卖完了~ Gina:Okay,two points to make here. 好吧，我要说两点。 First,Rihanna…you…And then Rihanna. 首先，蕾哈娜…你(屌丝)…然后蕾哈娜。 Charles Boyle :Yeah,What’s your second point? 好吧，那第二点是什么, Gina:She’s got a type. 她喜欢的类型。 Which is really anyone but you. 就是除了你的每一型 Charles Boyle :Yeah,thatwa my ex- wife’stype too,’ 好吧我前妻和她品味一致。 Gina:Look, a Rihanna concert’s a pretty big swing,man. 听着，蕾哈娜的演唱会是大招啊，伙计。 I don’t know.She’s into watching old movies. 我不推荐。她喜欢看老电影。 Charles Boyle :Cool.Wher would I find a place that shows old movies? 太好啦~放老电影的地方在哪, Gina:Oh,yeah,just go on the Internet and search for the phrase “I want to buy two 很简单，先上网，百度”我要买两张电影票和不喜欢我的妹子一起去看” Movie tickets for a girl who doesn’t like me” Charles Boyle :Great,Thank you. 太棒了~谢谢你~ Gina : Good 不客气。 7/5 Santiago :Hey,you heard anything about the new Captain? 嘿~你通过有关新警监的事情么, JP :Uh,no,and I don’t care.I just wish Captain McGintley never left,he was the best. 没有，我没兴趣。我真希望麦金莱警监没有走，他才是最棒的~ Santiago :He was terrible.You just liked him’cause he let you do anything you wanted. 他烂到家了~你喜欢他是因为他让你为所欲为。 JP :On your marks,get set…go 各就各位，准备~开始 McGintley:What the hell’s going on around here? 这里什么情况, JP :Fire extinguisher roller chair derby? 灭火器座椅大赛, McGintley:Okay 好吧 Gina:And go! 那么开始～ JP :What’s your point? 你想说啥, Santiago : If I’m ever gonna make Captain,I need a good mentor. 想要当上警监，我需要良师~ I need my rabbi 我需要师傅。 JP :Sorry dude… 不好意思，妹子 But this new guy’s gonna be another washed-up pencil pusher who’s only 但这新来的肯定又是个老掉牙的,板无趣的警监 Concerned with…Following every rule in the patrol guide 踏踏实实的遵循每条巡逻指导规定。 Meepmorpzeep .Robot Captain Engage. 哔啵~ 我是机器人警监。 Ray Holt:Is that’what you think? 这就是你的想法, JP :He-hey! 嗨~ New Captain alert. 新警监来了~ You must be the new C.O 你一定是新警监了吧~ I’m Detective Jake Peralta. 我是探长杰克?佩拉尔塔 Great to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 Ray Holt :Now don’t let me interrupt. 别让我打断你。 You were describing what kind of person I’m gonna be. 继续描述我是哪种人吧。 I’d like you to finish. 请你说完。 JP :That’s not necessary 我想没必要吧。 Or I could recap very quickly ,sure. 或者我能简单的重述一下。 Um,let’s see. 我想想。 I think I said some joke about being a washed-up pencil pusher. 我应该说了一些笑话,有关死板无趣的警监。 Ray Holt :Now do the robot voice. 再模仿下机器人的声音。 The robot voice you were doing when you implied I’m a rule-following robot. 你刚刚模仿的机器人声音,就是暗示我是个遵循规矩的机器人。 I wanna hear it again. 我想再听一遍。 That’ a terrible robot voice. 模仿的真烂。 The next time I see you ,I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. 下次我见你的时候，记得把你的领带穿上。 JP :oh,actually,the last Captain didn’t care if we wore ties. 呃~其实，上一任警监不在意我们是否打领带。 Ray Holt :Well,your new Captain does. 好吧，可本尊介意。 And more importantly，he cares that you follow his direct orders. 更重要的是，本尊要你以服从为天职。 Everyone,I’m your new commanding officer,Captain Ray Holt. 大家注意了，本尊现在是你们新的指挥官,雷?霍尔特警监。 Santiago :speech 发言 Ray Holt :That was my speech. 我已经说完了 Santiago :Short and sweet. 简短精悍 Ray Holt :Sergeant Jeffords, a word 杰弗德警长，借一步说话。 05:32】美剧神烦警探台词剧本英语学习 7/12 Santiago :I love that guy. 我喜欢他 JP :Same! 我也是～ Gina:He’s so suave. 他好温文尔雅啊~ Does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe? 你们没人发现他有点基么? NO?Okay. 没有,好吧 Ray Holt :Sergeant, you were in the 1-8 with me… 警长，你曾跟我在凶案组共事过… Terry Jeffords :Though you were significantly…Fatter,sir 但你当时更…胖，长官。 They called me “Terry Titties” 他们原来叫我“大咪咪泰瑞” Because I had large, uh… 因为我的咪咪… Ray Holt :Titties, yes.I remember. 比较给力，是的，我记得。 I never liked that nickname. 我从来不喜欢绰号什么的。 Though to be fair, it was accurate. 不过这个却很形象。 What’s this I hear about you being on administrative leave? 我怎么听说你在行政休假, Terry Jeffords :A year ago, my wife and I had twin baby girls. 一年前，我们夫妻有了双胞胎女儿。 Cagney and Lacey. 卡格尼和蕾西。 Ray Holt :They have sdorable chubby cheeks 她们的小脸蛋真可爱。 Terry Jeffords :Ever since,Ikinda got scared of getting hurt. 从此以后，我就开始害怕自己受伤。 Lost my edge. 身手也不怎么灵活了。 There was an incident in a department store. 在百货店的任务出现过意外。 JP :Hey,man,youokay?You look a little jumpy. 嘿，伙计，你还好么,你看起来很紧张。 Terry Jeffords :I’m fine.I’m fine. 我很好，我很好。 JP :I think he’s dead. 我觉得他死了~ Terry Jeffords :And I’m still not right. 我打破现在还没有释怀。 Ray Holt :Tell me about your Detective squad. 跟我讲讲你们小组的队员吧。 Terry Jeffords :Well,Scully,Hitchcock,and Daniels. 好吧，斯库利，希契科克和丹尼尔。 They’re pretty much worthless,but they make good coffee. 他们基本都是打酱油的,但是，他们煮的咖啡不错。 Ray Holt :Copy that. 知道了。 Terry Jeffords :Now the good ones. 下面说说能干的。 Rosa Diaz,tough,smart,hard to read,and really scary. 坚强，聪明，难以琢磨，而且非常恐怖。 Rosa Diaz :Tell me who has me for secret santa, 告诉我，我的神秘圣诞老人是谁, Hitchcock:No!That takes all the fun out of it. 不要～说了就没意思了。 It’s Scully.He got you a scarf, 是斯库利，他给你准备了一条围巾。 I’ll make him return it. 我会让他换一个的。 Rosa Diaz :Yes, you will. 去吧，孩子~ Terry Jeffords :Charles Boyle.He’s a grinder. 查理?伯耶尔，他是个“磨王”。 Not the most brilliant Detective,but he works harder than anyone else. 虽然不是最游戏的刑警，但是比任何人都努力。 He’s not physically gifted. 他生来有点笨手笨脚。 Charles Boyle :Oh,man!My muffin. 我勒个去~～我的松饼。 Oh,myhead!Mymuffin,my head! 我去～我的头～我的松饼～我的头～ Terry Jeffords :Amy Santiago, 艾米，桑蒂亚戈 She’s got seven brothers,so she’s always trying to prove she’s tough 她有7个兄弟，所以她总想证明自己很强。 Hitchcock:Careful.That stuff’s pretty hot. 小心点，那个相当辣。 Terry Jeffords :She and Peralta have some big bet over who gets more arrests this year. 她和佩拉尔塔打了个赌,看今年谁捉住的犯人更多。 Ever since the bet,their numbers have gone way up. 自从打了赌，他们的破案率一路飙升。 Ray Holt :Tell me about Peralta. 谈谈佩拉尔塔。 Terry Jeffords :Jacob Peralta is my best Detective. 杰克布，佩拉尔塔，是我这里最好的探员。 He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. 他善于惩奸除恶，解决谜案。 The only puzzle hasn’tsolved,ishow to grow up. 他唯一没有解出的疑案,是如何长大。 Ray Holt :That was very well put. 说的真好啊。 Terry Jeffords :I’ve talked a lot about Jake in my departmentally mandated therapy sessions. 我在部门要求的心理咨询中谈过杰克很多次了。 Ray Holt :Look, you know my history. 听着，你知道我的经历。 You know how important this is to me. 你知道这对我多重要。 This precinct is doing fine,but I wanna make it the best one in Brooklyn. 目前管辖区做的不错，但是我希望把它变成布鲁克林首屈一指的。 And I need you help. 我需要你的帮助。 Terry Jeffords :Absolutely,sir. 全力以赴，长官。 Where do we start? 我们从哪开始, Ray Holt :We start with him. 就从他开始。 08:28】 未完待续… 等待第二部分吧~