英语搞笑短剧剧本

英语搞笑短剧剧本 英语搞笑短剧剧本(一) 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到‖香国‖ .她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法:每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada:          Little girl Candy:      Queen Evander:    King Evelyn Joel:         Prince Rita:         Singer /Woman Yilina:        Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to ―Fragrance Country‖. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in ―Beauty Country‖. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter. And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together. SCENE I (One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book) Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. Ada: And one day she flied to ―Fragrance country‖. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. Witch: (screaming and laughing and dancing)I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away! (Flying to the Fragrance country) Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’ s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away) Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess. Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it! - SCENE II (The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.) Prince: Oh~ there are many crows. Crow A: Please go away… Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here. Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~! (Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.) Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers. Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air. Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please. Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad. (Prince continues to walk.) Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back. (Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.) Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes. Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense. Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’ s him. Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man! Prince: Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting. (Prince continues to walk.) - SCENE III Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in ―Beauty country.‖ Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures… (In the palace.) Queen: I am the queen! King: Of course I am the king! Queen: You never care about your daughter!!! King: So…what happened to our baby? Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep! King: So…what can we do? (Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.) King: Oh~my dear, just take them all. Princess: Take them all? Are you sure? King: Yes! Princess: (Take medicine) I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep! (Try another method.) King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep. Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …… (Try a third method.) Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice. Maybe she can make our daughter sleep. King: Yes yes! (Open the door) Is she the one? (See Ada) Queen: Oh~no! King: Is she the one? Queen: Of course! Please start singing! Rita: I am a magic singer. (Clean the throat.) Can I start to sing? Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry to sleep. Everybody sing with me… Princess: Shut up! Get out of here!! King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We’ll think of better ideas. Queen: Hum…I have an idea…maybe we can…… King: You can say that again. Queen: Let’s get ready. (King and queen are preparing …) Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It’s time to sleep! Don’t forget to take medicine. (King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.) King: Oh, no! It didn’t work. Maybe we should get help from people. Queen: OK! (Point to Ada) You just do it. Go out on the streets and find some help. - SCENE IV (Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.) Prince: (To himself.) A woman among the crowd: I’ ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try? King & Queen: Yes! It’s our pleasure. Please try. Prince: Thank you! (Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.) Sorry! My dear princess! Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can’t breathe and I want to sleep. King & Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us! (King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.) King: She’s still breathing. She just fell asleep. (Queen hugs the Princess.) Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep. King: (To the prince.) Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you. Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!! Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter. King: Yes! This is a happy ending. Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together. 英语搞笑短剧剧本(二) N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him ―foolman‖, nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I’m eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye! N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man. U: Hello! I’m very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please? F: Ok, here. U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck! N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly. D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it’s great!!! (上前 抓木棒，却被粘在上面) Oh! Dear! I can’t leave it! (吃惊地) D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent’s daughters, I must get a part of it like you! (走向木棒) D1: Don’t come! Don’t come! It’s dangerous! D2: You can come, so I can come, too! (也被粘在木棒 上) Oh, my god! What’s wrong with me? D1: What a pity! N: Foolman didn’t mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist. S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. (抓stick ,也被粘住) Oh! Bad luck! Terrible! N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed. King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she’ll be his wife. F: Let me try , Perhaps I can. N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed. k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰 八字。 Which day is your birthday? F: April 1. K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country’s name? Let me tell you: it called ―Fool World‖! Very suits you, right?! N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : ―April Fool‖. 英语搞笑短剧剧本(三) Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) (J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! (内砸出一脸盆，J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时，JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来):I’ mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’ vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme‖mymostbeautifulg racefuland dearestmother-in-law‖. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’ sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebe ensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou? (开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙，扔在JM的脸上，下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线，L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–i n-law. LM(惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情): See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,b utyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightO K?And I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:‖Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!‖Nowyouarefreeagai n,I’llgo andtellhim.(下) L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下) (J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks? (走了几步，在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty! (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’ msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙) ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellent cookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself. JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’ tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM(沉吟片刻): Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchis anice girl,goandtakeherback! J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor’ ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’ simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet! (突然有了主意)I’ vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票， 上书$1,000,000) (转眼已到了婚礼之期。MS意气风发用红绸牵着新 娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:Giveusallyourmoney! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来。J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!(挥拳向MS冲去) (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,howareyou? L(哭状):Ihurtalot! J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下) L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下) (音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)