The_Blood_of GET___英语四人短剧_绝对经典_原创

The_Blood_of GET___英语四人短剧_绝对经典_原创 Bloody GET 第一幕 馒头三个) (道具:桌子 书 ABC上，BC看到凳子坐下，D走过来，A点菜 A: waiter～waiter～ D You come, my dear brother (笑脸状) A: Do you have any beef? D: No beef A: do you have any wine? D: no wine. A: Do you have any rice D: no rice A: you can have this (学赵本山) D: I really don't have this A: kao! what do you have? (愤怒惊讶状) D: bread. Do you want some ? A: ok, i am dying of starvation D: here D拿馒头 A: heihei, have you seen this book? 拿出一本书，写着四级答案大字 D: wow!!眼睛睁得特大 !!! where did you get it? A. I GET IT FROM MY MOTHER'S brother's sisiter's aucle's,,,, D: stop ～～～ Can I have a look? A: It seems that you are a talent, I have to sell it ! D: WOW!! A: only ten Yuan!! And I will give you a present in addition! D: are you sure, sir? (翻书后，D狂笑) D: so easy!!! Thank godness, I can pass the GET不付钱，狂跑 A: baby, you forget to pay it ,,baby ,,, 第二幕 B: wow! the bread looks so delicious! I’m hungry now! C: waiter! How nice the bread is! I have been finding it all the morning. Could you give it to me? D: I tell you a secret. I have the answer to Band Four Examination for this year B: Give it to us. C: if you give me the answer, my mother father brother sister and I will thank you forever!! D: how much money do you have? (C摸了摸口袋，大喜状，然后拿出一元钱) C: is one Yuan enough? D: are you making fun?? Go home and ask your mother to give you B: I’m angry now! !! Go and fight!!!(转过头 )shibaluohan!!!!! D: who are you? Where are shi ba luo han?? B: my name is shi ba! C: my name is luohan ! B: The road is built by me (踩凳子) C: and I planted a tree (踩凳子) B: if you want to go by this street (准备踩凳子 但是发现没地方踩 于是踩C的脚，C 大叫,受伤) B: give us all your BOOKS! D: do you think I will afraid of you? I am the master of kungfu! D :If you want it ,you can make a beat with me B与D两人装神秘走着，然后用脚做捡到锤子布，前两次相同，第三次B赢了，拿 着班旗披在背上庆祝胜利I am wining,,I am wining.......然后对着观众道: Thanks tv ,thanks cctv, thank for your belief on me.I think i own much my success to all of you,, C:D, do you want to give the answer of GET to B , for richer for poorer ,foe better and for worse, till death us do part D: yes i do C: B do you want to get the anwser from b, for richer for poorer ,,,,,,,,do part B: yes i do C 颁给B,B翻开一看，大叫 SHUT ,,,it‘s the answer last year,,,,,, 谢幕