白雪公主英文搞笑话剧【精品推荐-doc】

白雪公主英文搞笑话剧【精品推荐-doc】 白雪公主英文搞笑话剧 角色:公主 皇后 墨镜 旁白 两个矮人 猎人(可一人演两个) 旁白纪力:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The kind married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous and cruel. She treated Snow White badly. 公主宏:(出场,) 唱:【I'm a cute cute girl with a bad bad mom. It's a big big thing if you love me.选自big big world】My horror mother always obliges me, such a beautiful，handsome，humor smart，lovely，delicious princess to do a lot of homework„ oh I cannot bear it. So I just make a brilliant decision: running away~ 唱:【go go go oleo le ole选自世界杯主题曲 】(离开) 皇后粘(上场):I’m the legendary cruel queen , oh，no the legendary beautiful、 greedy、bloody queen. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜朝全:(跑上来，双手叉腰)Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know? 皇后粘:Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Tell me the truth, who is the most beautiful woman in the world? 魔镜朝全:歌:【everytime I try to lie I fail without my heart,I feel so sad,I guess I need to run away选自布兰妮的everytime】You are really the fairest of all, I think.{ 皇后，你的确是非常漂亮的女人。} 皇后粘:General啦{一般啦}(举双手)哈哈哈～哈哈哈～I am the most beautiful woman in the world! 魔镜朝全: But,nevertheless,however,whereas, 可是，可是,(边说边退，举手挡住脸) there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后粘:(抓狂样):She is much more beautiful than me? 歌:【my jealousness is killing me and I，and I must confess，I’m still paining.选在布兰妮的baby baby more time】 Who is she? Tell me quickly! 魔镜朝全: She is Snow White. 皇后粘:Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world.„„(沉思)(响指) hunter～come here, come here! 猎人伟新: Here～(敬礼 少息立正) 皇后粘:I heard Snow White had fleeted from my palace .I order you to find her out and kill her. 猎人伟新:But she is the princess. Even given money, I would not do such immoral things. {即使给钱，我也不会做这样不道德的事情。} 皇后:(抽出钞票，挥着下台) 猎人伟新:(两眼发直，追随钞票)Oh money～～ 公主和猎人上场。 猎人伟新:You must be Snow White. 公主和猎人追逐半场。 公主: In the night which you can’t see your toe if you stretch out your hand. {在 一个伸手不见脚趾的夜晚}，(声音提起)He ,he he he{他，他他他}„„He grasped my left hand {他抓住了我的左手}，(猎人抓公主左手)And then,he he he„He also grasped my right hand {然后，他，他他„„他又抓住了我的右手}，(二人转180度，猎人抓公主右 手)(公主害羞状)He invited me to dance. 猎人伟新:歌:【take me to your heart ,take me to your soul ,give me your hand before I'm old 选自吻别】Although I don’t have the heart to kill you, your mother want me to.(拿刀欲刺状) 公主:(双手合于胸前)My dear hunter, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’ t kill me. Give me the life, please!我亲爱的猎人，我对你的敬意有如滔滔江水连绵不 绝。我上有老，下有小。请别杀我，给我一条活路吧～ 猎人伟新:No way. Give me your life. (举刀刺向公主，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet? 公主:T-o-i-l-e-t-? 猎人伟新:WC. 公主:W-C-? 猎人伟新:(急)茅厕～～Are you happy to hear such rude words? 公主:I know, I know. Turn left, left and left. 猎人伟新(下场) 公主(之后下场) 旁白纪力:Princess continued to begin her life of escaping. {公主又继续开始逃亡 的生活} A week later. In the night which you can’t see your five fingers if you stretch out your hand, there was a small girls running panic in the dark forest {在 一个伸手不见五指的夜里，漆黑的森林里有一个小女孩惊慌的跑着}。 公主:(上场，跑圈)Help～ 旁白纪力:Snow White Looked haggard and weared rags running unceasingly Suddenly,she found a little house.她衣衫褴褛，面色憔悴，不时地回头张望，脚下却不敢停留。忽然 间，她发现前面有一座小房子. (公主伸手求救状，推门) 公主:Eat! Bread should! Apple also～wa kao!Leaves also can’t be left out. {吃 的～面包也要～苹果也要～我kao，菜叶子也不放过～～} 旁白天骄:The Snow White was sitting on the chair eating crazily.Half an hour later.{公主坐在椅子上开吃，半小时过去}. 公主:(打嗝) 旁白天骄:After eating and drinking,she felt very weary and wanted to have a rest.So she quikly fell asleep.{吃过喝过之后，她觉得非常疲倦，想休息休息，就很快就睡着了„„} 旁白天骄: When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. They were three dwarfs. They were digging treasure in the mountain. {不久，房子的主人们回来了， 他们是七个在山里小矮人}. (小矮人上) A:Turn left{向左~转～}(众人随便转)Number off{报数～}(众人胡报)oh my god„„ B:歌:【god is a girl ,what ever you say , do you believe it can you receive it? 选自艾薇儿god is a girl】 A:I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in the world. B:I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake. A:Look, the lamp in our house is on! B:Who is it? A:Perhaps it’s the ghost! B:Let’s go into our cottage silently. A:(踢门，看到公主喊)dinosaur! (拉手，蹭入) B:Dinosaur!beat!{恐龙～打～} (众人打，C在前做推手动作和健美动作，同时旁白唱“中国功夫”) 公主:Don’t beat me in my face! Don’t beat me in my face!{别打我脸，别打我脸~~ } B:(拿灯照公主状) 旁白天骄: When dwarfs was holding the candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They all cried out with astonishment. B:Stop{停～} (众人后跳一步，公主起，望众人) A:Wa!Beaty!{哇，美女} What a lovely child! How beautiful! B:Who are you? A: Where are you from, B: Why are you coming here? 公主:Ladies and gentlemen.I am Snow White.I am 16 years old. Now I am on kindergarten and still not married.先生们，女士们。我叫白雪公主，今年15岁，上幼稚园，还没有结婚。 The truth is that事情其实这样的„„ 旁白天骄:Princess told the whole process of the story to the dwarfs.{公主把事情的经过告诉了矮人们}Then the dwarfs began to discuss wether to keep Snow White back. {此时，七个小矮人讨论是否留下白雪公主} 公主:(欲听众人决定，双手放在耳朵处) A:It is a deal!Where there is difficulty,there is help!Even if there doesn’t have any difficulty,we nust make one and go to help!{就这么办～有困难要帮，没有困难，制造困难也要帮呀~~~~} B: If you do some cooking for us.If you make the beds for us. A:If you do some washing, you can stay with us. B:But you must be careful. A:Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.歌【Hey girl, don't be afraid,we will help you and beat the bad queen.选自披 头士hey jude】 公主:You are so kind to me!{你们对我太好了～} 唱:【where do I begin,to tell the thanks to you hiding in my heart.选自:爱情故事】 旁白天骄:From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the three dwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand, the queen didn’t receive the hunter’ s information.She was anxious like the ants in one's pants,grabbing the wall.皇 后等不到猎人的消息，她急得如热锅上的蚂蚁，直挠墙。 皇后上场(很傻地跳舞，挠墙状) 旁白天骄:The wicked queen took out the mirror。 魔镜上场。 皇后:(蹭魔镜)Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all? 魔镜:歌:【Every time you look at me ,My heart is jumping, it's easy to see选 自布兰妮crazy】You are the fairest of all. But Snow White is still alive and well. But, however, whereas, nevertheless , (一边摆手，退，逃)She lives with the three dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.{你仍然很漂亮，但是，但是白雪公主比你 还漂亮。} 皇后:(抓头)No! Snow White must die. I must finish her in person even if it costs my life. Just keep calm, Let me see!(盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休)歌:【格叽 格叽格叽格叽格叽格叽„】(皇后站起)Ok,I get one. 旁白伟新:The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the cottage. 皇后:Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Very cheap. 公主:Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell? 皇后:Apples. Very delicious apples! Do you want to have a taste? 公主:Do you have some carrots?你有胡萝卜吗, 皇后:Do you want some apples? 公主:Do you have some carrots?你有胡萝卜么, 皇后:(大声)My question is that: Do you have any carrots?Oh,no, Do you want some apples? 公主:哦，apple呀„„Do you have some carrots? (皇后逼近公主，把苹果塞在公主嘴里) 公主:(正经状)It is poisonous!(闭眼，倒，坐椅子上) (皇后大笑)哈哈哈～哈哈哈～Now I’m the most beautiful in the world. I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day，I can be the most beautiful woman in the world. 旁白伟新:Sn ow White's death is like a star across the midnight. After so many years whenever I look up to the lonely night sky, I always think of such a vivid saying : "Some people's death is extremely heavy, while some people's death is lighter than feathers„白雪公主的死就像流星划过子夜，多年后每当我仰望寂寞的星空，总会想起这样 一句话:“有的人的死重于泰山，而有的人的死则轻于鸿毛，轻于鸿毛„„”When the three dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprise to see Snow White dead. (小矮人上，见公主，围半圆) A:(揣公主)Hey! Don’t sleep like a pig ! Go to work! 嘿，猪，别睡了，快干活～ (见其无反应，试其鼻息，做白痴状) B:She has died! What’s the matter? A:(摸之，做惊恐状，看B)Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. AB:歌:【wherever you go, whatever you do ,I will be right here waiting for you选自此情可待】(唱完，众人掩面而泣，同时用手指弹眼泪给对方) 旁白伟新: Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a prince came to the three dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her. 王子:Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife. B: May I have your name, please? 王子:(从兜里掏出一卷卫生纸递给B) B: (举起来看看)Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost. 宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。Happy prince of the gost ——快活魔王是也 A:Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to be kind to her. 王子:(对着公主作深情状)Sure, I will. I will love you forever, my dear! I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one. ( Kiss her用手捂住公主的嘴 亲自己的手) 旁白伟新:As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life, as was written in the magic book of the wicked queen. 公主:Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?歌【 You drive me crazy ,I just cant sleep ,Im so excited, I'm in too deep】 王子:You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my wife, will you? 公主:Yes, I will, my dear! 王子:(又是深情状，手唔心脏，转向远方)My lovely lady， Once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but I didn't cherish it. Only after losing it .I found myself regretting. No pains in the world comes near this, if God Could give me another chance, I would say to the girl “I love you! “If there had to be a limit of time before the end of love. I hope it would be ten thousand years. 曾经，有一份真诚的爱情放 在我面前， 我没有珍惜，等到我失去的时候才后悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此，如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字: “我爱你。”如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是一万年～歌【Near...far... Wherever you are，I believe That the heart does go on 选自我心永恒】 三矮人:Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations! 旁白伟新:The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show. The story is ended~thank you!伟新 谢幕。