七人英语剧本花木兰

七人英语剧本花木兰 Narrator:Long time age, there was a war in China..... 旁白:很久以前,在中国有一个战争… 第一幕:德首与土酋交战 德首:Get out. The land doesn't belong to you. 德首:出去。土地不属于你。 土酋:Your land?Fuck !We just get our land Back。 土酋:你的土地?混蛋，我们只是把我们的土地要回来。 德首:Go to hell, you barbarians. 去地狱吧,野蛮人。 土酋:Attack! 攻击吧! 德首:Fire! Kill them all. 开火吧!把他们都杀了。 德首:Just wait and see.My son, Li Shang, will revenge himself on you. 德首: I was shot,and soon going to die.Just wait and see,My son, Li Shang, will revenge himself on you. I am dying. 啊，我中箭了，我快挂了～等着瞧。我的儿子,李尚会为我报仇的～我真的 挂了!啊～ 李尚(李尚在家):Ah,Heart aches,what’s up?maybe there's something wrong with my dad,would he die?Oh,dad,dad,I will revenge for you 啊，心好痛，怎么会这样，难道，莫非，父亲大人他。。。他挂了～呜呜， 父亲～我会为你报仇的～ 第二幕:招募士兵 李尚:Your majesty, we are losing our land.how shameful!if you believe in me,i will do my best to take our land back 陛下我们失去了土地，这是多么耻辱啊～如果您相信我，我会拼 尽全力去抢回我们的土地的 陛下:OK.Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on.Now, what we can do is drafting(征兵). 好。尽管形势对我们不利。我们也要坚持走下去。现在，我们我们 能做的是征兵～ 李尚:Don't worry,Your majesty,i will take my father's job and retake our land. 放心吧，陛下交给微臣去办。我会接替父亲的责任夺回我们的土地的。 木兰:(作无比纠结，虔诚状)god,please tell me,what can i do to face the draft?dad is dying.My brother is too young. 神啊，请告诉我，面对这种暴力征兵的方式，我能做什么?父亲正在一 天天老去而我的弟弟又是那么的年轻。 旁白:What can she do? 她能做什么? Mulan:What can I do? 我能做什么? 旁白:You can go to the army instead of your father. 你可以去军队,而不是你的父亲。 Mulan:But I'm a girl. 但是我是一个女孩。 Voice:Why not?you can dress up as o man.You know that you look like a man. 为什么不呢?你可以假扮男人。你知道你看起来像一个男人。 Mulan:Right!Good idea!I can dress up as o man .Wait,what,fuck you! 好，好主意，我可以女扮男装，等等，神马，混蛋 第三幕:军旅生活 Narrator:Mulan began her life in the army. 旁白:木兰开始她在军队的生活。 领队士兵:Attention!This is our general, Li Shang. 大家注意，这是我们的长官，李尚 Li Shang:I just want you to follow three "A" s.Tell them what three "A"s. 我仅是想要你们遵守三个“A”。告诉他们哪三“A” 领队士兵:The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video." 三个A是苹果、飞机、成人视频 Li Shang:The three "A"s are "Action, ability,and agility”——understand? 三个A是“行动、能力、和敏捷性”——明白吗, 众士兵:Yes! 是 Li Shang:Good!....Dismissed. 好，解散 士兵领队:Soldiers, follow me! 士兵们，跟我走 众士兵:嘿咻..... Mulan:Ouch! 啊 士兵:Are you out of breath for running for a short time? 你就跑了一小段时间就上气不接下气了吗, 士兵:You are a sissy boy.------- 你是一个娘娘腔 士兵:Look!He is so thin and so weak.How can our country depend on him? 看，他是那样的瘦弱。我们的国家怎样能依靠他, 众士兵:Ha, ha, ha! 哈哈哈 Li Shang:Hey, man!There is no time for you to chat!Are you O.K.? 嘿，年轻人。你们没时间讨论。你还好吧, Mulan:I'm all right. 我没事 Li Shang:Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree. 去看一下医生然后去树下休息一下吧 Mulan:He is really a good guy.I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him. 他是一个好人。我在想那个幸运的女孩可以与他结婚 领队士兵:Hey!Soldiers.It's time for dinner. Oh....food!Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you.Get away! 嗨士兵们，吃饭时间到了 哦，食物食物，嘿，没你的吃的，一边呆着去 Li Shang:唉..i am sorry about that .This is for you. 唉，我很抱歉，这个给你 Mulan:Thank you. Sir! He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger. 谢谢长官。他真是一个好人。为了不让他失望，我会尽全力是自己变强 第四幕:战争 Narrator:After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness.So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself.She lifted weights and did push-ups.After a few months of hard training........ 旁白:在被大家耻笑羞辱之后，木兰对为自己的弱小而羞耻。所以，她尽全力 是自己变强，她举重和做俯卧撑。经过几个月的艰苦训练 木兰:(做强壮状，展示肌肉)wow,muscles,ha ha ha 哇，总算练出肌肉了。 旁白:barbarians is coming,fighting, fighting. 嗷呜~~~~敌人来了，快上阵杀敌啦 Li Shang:Do you still remember General Lee?You killed him ruthlessly.I'm his son, Li Shang. 你还记得李将军吗,你残忍地是害了他，我是他的儿子李尚 土酋:I've killed too many people.It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon. 我已经杀了很多人了，不介意再多杀一个，所以，你们父子很快会在黄泉相见 Li Shang:Ha!You talk too much, you ugly barbarian.Now it is my chance to take revenge on you. 哈，你话太多了，你这个丑陋的野蛮人，我复仇的机会来了 土酋:You?Ha, ha, ha.impossible! 你,哈哈，不可能 Li Shang:Watch out, I'll kill you all. 小心为妙，我会杀了你们 土酋:Oh yeah?You're still wet behind the ears.How can you beat us and kill us all?You are dreaming. 哦,你还乳臭未干。你怎样打败我们并杀了我们所有人。你在做梦吧 Li Shang:Just wait and see if I can't.Soldiers, fire! 你就等看我是否做得到，小的们，开火 土酋:My brave soldiers, go!Ha, ha, ha.Now you are under my control.Surrender? 我勇敢的士兵们，上，哈哈。现在你们在我的控制下，投降吧, Li Shang:Just kill me.I'd rather die that surrender. 哼，我宁死不降 Mulan:Lee general,they are so powerful that you'd better leave here quickly,you(对士兵),take care of his safety i cover for you. 将军，他们太强大了，你快走吧，士兵!请保护好将军的安全,我掩护你 李尚:how can i leave behind you?i can't。。。。。唔。。。。 我怎么能丢下你们呢，我不能。。。。。唔。。。。 (木兰突然吻了李尚，李尚傻眼了，木兰趁机打晕他) 木兰:(对士兵)please take good care of lee general(对李尚)i love you,you must be better 请保护好将军。(对李尚)我爱你，你要好好的～ 土酋:Catch him!quick catch him 抓住他，快点抓住他～ 木兰:No way!you gonna have to go through me 先过我这关再说～ 旁白:They fight for three hundred round 木兰一夫当关万夫莫开，众人大战了三百回合 土酋:it’s impossible, actually I was defeated by you 这，这怎么可能，我竟然被你打败了～ (张杰的“爱”响起~~~这就是爱~~~) 旁白:Oh my god,guys this is the power of love 偶买噶的，各位看官，这就是爱情的力量啊 第五幕:表白 Mulan:Li, I'm sorry. 李，我很抱歉 Li Shang:Why did you kiss me?Are you a gay? 你能先解释下，你为神马吻我,你是同性恋 Mulan:No.In fact, I am a woman. 事实上，我是女的。 李尚: What,pardon you’re a woman According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier.you have done a huge fault. 什么，你再说一遍，你是女人～你知不知道根据法律，女人不能从军，你犯了 极大的罪～ Mulan:I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision. 我知道我犯了错，但是我上有老父下有小弟。我不得不来参军。 Li Shang:Hum.....I'll try to save you. 嗯，我会帮你的 Mulan:And,I,I,I found that i love you. 而且，我，我。我发现我爱上了你。 李尚:You love you?呜呜,I love you too.when i first meet you ,I was fall in love with you.But you just told me that you are a woman.You cheated me.you are a woman.I can’t believe it’s true.I hate you,hate you.ah ah 你爱上了我,呜呜，我也爱你，你不知道我第一眼看到你就爱上你了～但是你 刚才告诉我你是个女的。你欺骗了我，你是女人，我不相信。我恨你，我恨死 你了。啊~~~~(李尚发疯的跑了) 木兰:(哭泣)Why ,God为什么～苍天啊 旁白:哎,问世间情为何物。。。爱上一个性别不合适的人真是一件悲哀的事 (音乐响起。。自己找一个音乐)