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【谜语趣联】 看看,解解闷!!（[see] riddle trillion, dissipate!!） 【谜语趣联】 看看,解解闷!!([see] riddle trillion, dissipate!!) The jade in the mouth is indeed jade The audience has no intention Answer: the country The answer:. He sent the son to ask for directions Yangming smiles and smiles The answer: please guide The answer: Welcome Sunset fragrance, remove every heart a little The furnace put out as prison service imagi suppository The answer: bald. Answer: the donkey. Under the name of a single blow as Wu Kong Xiao The scenery of each family drum instrument The answer: blowtube. The answer: elastic cotton. The White Snake crossed the river and led a red sun The dragon wall is covered with ten thousand stars Answer: the lamp on. The answer: scale. Black is not white, not red or yellow, nor is it like a fox or a cat or a dog. It is neither a domestic animal nor a wild animal The poem also has word is also on the Analects of Confucius is short is the four corners of the world fuzzy Miaowen The answer: guess. The answer: mystery. Hidden word couplet The sound of sound blows the moon of Xiangjiang A pillow from the Wu Gorge cloud The hidden "horn". The hidden "dream". 1234567 Low loyalty and filial piety etiquette The hidden "eight", meaning bastard. The hidden "shame", meaning the shameless. Hengpi: nothing. north and south 2345 6789 The lack of a couplet: (clothes). The second line of a couplet: ten less (food). A shoulder or snow When the universe is twelve On the "hidden" bearers. The hidden "cats". [name interesting] Han to Li Panlong Zhang Jiusi Hu Province Ximen Bao - Nangong cattle Wen Yiduo - Qian Sanqiang Shao Lizi - Yu Dafu Zhang Henshui - Dai Ailian Ye Qianyu - Cheng Shewo Lu Xun - Xu Chi Xiao Hong - Zhao Dan Sun Walker - Zu Chongzhi [eternal union] 1, wonderful son Ni home girl 2, the ancient people do 3, steamed stuffed bun filled with food 5, cut, and chaotic, is sadness 7, the freezing rain sprinkled the window, two East West three points 8, girl eating too salty duck duck. 9, poppy, rumors of jade, meet Huan 10. Shanghai tap water comes from the sea 11, up and down long, long rise, often rising, often clear 12, the first three Wu Mingqing street, and both famous everywhere 13, a cup of green tea, Se solution thirst. 14, carbon to salt, no confusion of landscape goods. Takeyoko Ma, Huang staggered soft curtain. 15, Tsukiteru Sa, all Kongming, Zhu Geliang. 16, the Bell Tower and Drum Tower, and constantly hit the bell. 17, by the mountain city, by the city and by Po, Po and river, river and sea, worse. 18, a boat, two merchants, 3456 seaman, pulled the 782 page wind sail, Jiujiang. 19, a small boat, swing two oars, three or four piece canopy, seat five or six passengers, seven to eight mile beach, lake, left Jiujiang for ten years. 20, let a person on me, I benefit 21, the Cenxi landscape in Xi 22, a good woman who can ask Jiyou, with the door 23, frost frost, cold feet without children 24, Xia Dayu, Konduni, Ji Dan, Du Fu, Liu Xiyu 25, the two Xi has lost track of time. In 26, Jiang Jiang Ting Memorial Jiangxi Jiang county magistrate 27, the great Liangshan mountains, small Liangshan mountain, regardless of the mountains and the hills are the beautiful rivers and mountains. 28, Jinshi today, Myopia 29, Guizhou Province, Wujiang Province, Jiang said, God said the Black God, why in the south, the north line accounted for? 30, one year old, two spring, double in August, twice in the world In seven ponds, to ban Tang three in half Iron urn West, Jinyu Yinshan three Treasure 31, who lives in Changan, an official in Dongan, appearance than Pan An, than Xie An, in order to repair Anren, Abe has to people The bee tree bears the wind, and the maple leaves cover the maple door 32, ice than ice water ice 33, after the empty lonely widow 34 and August, the moon is more round 35, know is know 36, ice jade copper basin 37, smoke along the eaves Yan Yan eyes 38, this wood is wood Shanshan out [story couplet] The name is a wonderful world of couplets. According to the joint name antithesis skills can be divided into five types: single, double, full name, name, contact name more than rhetoric. There are many examples of making couplets with names. The following couplet written in 1948 is named after Mao Zedong, chairman Ge Yongmao. Zepei commercial world Dongsheng rising sun The following is a couplet given to Mao Zedong by Guo Moruo, a distinguished modern writer and historian: As the new world Ze color The east wind involution of mountains and rivers Guo Moruo also wrote a gift to shoulder heavy couplets, as follows: Virtue can bear the burden of iron The spirit is as heavy as a mountain The famous calligraphy couplets, Ni Jinxiang wrote a song a block to our grandpa Jiang Zemin antithetical couplet: Shenzhou Zerun, thousands of miles of mountains and rivers increasing complexion. Folk spirit, the eight party cloud water Zhuang. Some people often elegiac block name means writing, look at the following letter to Liu Shaoji': Little Chi Yuanmou devoted labor Genius, Wei, Wei, two This is written in elegiac couplets below marshal He Long, the two name embedded into the He Long (He Long, also known as Yun Qing), spoke highly of his military life, extraordinary way: Great expectations, precious Kyushu, since Xiangxi opening, the more ancient and today but the old he. History of thousands of years, Fang left EMI, when Jincheng fought on the occasion, all born like Qian qi. Someone once wrote a pair of antithetical couplet is such, ingenious, medium before embedded into the Marx doctrine theorists and politicians and social scientists Hu Qiaomu and the famous poet and literary critic He Qifang's name: Tree Hu Qiaomu Fang He Qifang The following couplet is written by Chen Tao to scientist Tsien Hsueshen: The double care giant Sen Yiu China air bombs A wonderful online name (Wang Zhuo) couplet is absolutely excellent: Lanting Pavilion xiuxi, Wang Shusheng surprised dragon masterpiece The smell of Qingcheng Qin, Zhuo Wenjun Chen Caifeng Note: when the Eastern Jin Dynasty, a group of literati gathering in Lanting Pavilion, in the meantime, the "Saint" Wang Xizhi "Pavilion", later called "the rabbit startled dragon". Sima Xiangru in Chengdu banquet on the piano, playing "courtship" to express love, Zhuo Wenjun that night, Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru. Block and chaizi are two kinds of traditional Chinese couplets art unique artistic techniques. The names have been embedded skillfully is not easy, the name chaizi relatively is more difficult. Chinese couplets art has had such wonderful union of. Legend has it that Li Zicheng was gifted with intelligence at an early age, When young is very wise, for the people praise. At that time, Feng Xun was not to regard it as right Zhi Fu adults. He had called Li Zicheng to the office, and a couplet, let Li Zicheng on the spot on the spot on the right, Li Zicheng. Unite as: Feng Erma, a three horse, Feng Xun five princes. The Iraqi people, no one Yuan Yi Yin Yin, zai. This is the beauty of the embedded in his name "Feng Xun", "Feng" and "taming" two characters are split into "two" and "three horse", the two add up to "Five", and "five Princes" in ancient times is a nickname for the prefect, prefect level officials, Feng Taishou will in here, the complex refers to his name, the meaning is quite contented. The founding of the Shang Dynasty Yin "Yi Yin" embedded in the name of the second line of Li Zicheng, and "Yi" is a "person", "Yin" no "people", add up to two or a "one person", "one yuan slaughter" than "five Princes", do not know its power to be higher than the number of times. In order to lower the prefect on rich Tiancheng, called a seamless heavenly robe. The early years of the Qing Dynasty, along with his secretary Zhao Lifu leaves Yanquan. One day, Zhao Lifu was on the let Ye Yanquan come on. The upper leaves Yanquan brains show ingenuity, not on the second line. Until the light of 30 years of the examination, the examiner the emperor sent minister Xi and Gong Baolian respectively as dragon Guizhou and Yunnan two provinces. This leaves Yanquan suddenly remind of the absolute, 30 years ago a leaf, finally out of the second line. Couplet says: Ma Bing Wang, Luo, Luo Binwang, ma. The dragon, the dragon is the Gong Gong. The first mentioned in the "horse" King "(" Knight "and" Binwang "for the word)," Luo "is at the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, the former was the minister, who is a contemporary outstanding writer. Contact with "each" two "word ingeniously Binwang" together, and "horse" and "the two words" and "Luo", is not a bit too far fetched. The second line with the "common" word of the two "Examiner" together, and "dragon", "a total of two words" and "Gong", and the Yunnan and Guizhou two adjacent to the dragon, Gong Duo the same, then the "total" further sit real. This is a perfect match for it is on the second line. The following two pairs of name couplets were written by myself. The first copy (double milen) is written by myself (Wang Yuanzhe), upper and lower in each contains my name, and the upper and lower of the first word and the last word together is my name. Second (full name, including my name on more than United) in (Wang Yuanzhe), the second line contains the name of my lover (Meng Lingyan), we have little talent and less learning,. (I) It was extraordinary, after the world from a man of great talent talents. I dare to shoot the philosophy, than Hanzhoung Yun yuan. Notes: the combination of Han, Yang Xiong and han. Out of the selected works, Ban Gu, < < Xi Fu > > >: "the view of the Qin and Han Dynasties, the ode to the clouds and the sigh of the clouds."." Li Shanzhu: "the" Han "Wang Ziyuan said:" Spring Song ". Youyue: Yang Ziyun played "Ganquan Fu"." After the "Yun yuan" called the people to the world. (two) Wang Shusheng in order to 100 yuan every ocean, come as eternal philosophy. Meng Changjun under the door full of thousands of customers, so all celebrities Yan Chuan chiaki. Note: Wang Shusheng Wang Xizhi (321 - 379 years, or 303 - 361 years), the word Yi, Dan, Zhai, Langya origin Linyi (now in Shandong), later moved to Shanyin (now Zhejiang Shaoxing), the official Army General, hueiji in great NEISHI, calligrapher, was respected as "the saint". On the Eastern Jin Dynasty Yonghe nine years (AD 353 years) in March 3rd, Wang Xizhi and Xie An, Sun Chuo and other forty-one people in Shanyin (now Zhejiang Shaoxing) blue Pavilion "xiuxi", will be on his poetry, Wang Xizhi as their poem preface manuscript. In order to narrative around Lanting Pavilion landscape beauty and happiness of the party, the author expresses the impermanence of life and death with good times don't last long. According to the book, a total of twenty-eight lines, three hundred and twenty-four characters, composition, structure, style of writing is very perfect, is thirty-three years old when he favourite work. Meng Changjun Tian, Warring States, "historical records" biography, his father Tian Ying as king minoritycarrier, King Xuan Shudi, was sealed in Xue (now Shandong Tengzhou South), number of Jing Guo Jun. Tian got his father's appreciation, presided over the housework, Guang Luo guests, fame heard in the princes, the father died, on behalf of Xue, Qi Min Wang Qi Qi when he was, and served as Qin Dynasty, Wei phase. King Xiang Qi (283 BC - 265 years ago in succession, He Xue Ju), neutral princes, without which, after the death of their dispute, Qi, Wei Xue were destroyed, no extinction. Meng Changjun and Zhao Guoping, Yuan Jun, Wei Xin Lingjun, Chu Chunshenjun was called "the four princes of the Warring States period". Meng Changjun had three thousand patrons under the door. The following is my couplet for the Internet, with "world, China" word related couplet written: Hai Bo Xie You break a few pieces as boundless as the sea and sky, the world? The wave LAN Yong, I have nine points in china! 1. Lotus (Lian) son, bitter pear (from) children's intra-abdominal acid 2., living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming (Zhu Geliang), complaining about Jiang Wai (Jiang Wei) real difficult travel step (Lv Bu) 3. birds in the cage, mind slot nest (Cao Cao), hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) can not Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei) 4. two boat races at speed (Lu Su) as fast (Panzhihua Kuai). 500 pipes contend, flute clear (Di Qing) difficult than Xiao and (Xiao He) 6. for load and lotus, (what was even) is not required (apricot Mei, fortunately without media) 7. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), not dancing (Wu) from Hanzhoung The homophonic twisters: Pickles fried tofu (salt) Zai Xian said: Put lime on your mouth Hardcover Moutai - long time (wine) Pig taking photos - asking for embarrassment The bosom small Shu - a fine toothed comb (comb) heart Land God wash your face - lose (wet) face The Lord wears the plain white running (robe) Rainy days do not wear a hat - on the head The plane Rooster hat - Crown (crown) on the official promotion (crown) By chicken pecking ants -- right (food) Paper railings - not on (lean) A piece of paper lute -- not to speak of Pull a beard across the street humble Don't sell cloth tape, cherish evil thoughts (quantity) Don't take a scale - sell small shrimp (shrimp) Hanging thermos - high level (bottle) The hill trumpet - the name (Ming) sound. Short ladder on the high room - can not afford to speak (eaves) Nuns in nunnery - no Fu (husband) Do endure oil - heartburn (core) The pit knife -- Wen (smell), Wu (Dance) can OK, the April glacier ---- it's running The blind point -- a lantern (bright) 42 cotton ---- it's not enough Blow the trumpet across the door the name (sound) is two white outside Pickles fried tofu - (salt) said earlier the pig - embarrassed (see photo) into the den - modern blind. (touch the lamp) 42 cotton ---- talking (play), not blowing the trumpet across the door -- the name (sound) is outside The blind man into the den - modern. (touch lamp). The air bag - mad. (loading air). - Song Jiang adviser -- useless. (Wu Yong). - the lost - pole. Selling straw hat watch. (Liu Sheng). The brother isn't at home. - come on. (sister-in-law comes). - nephew lanterns - as usual. (uncle). The rain in Huangmei -- bad head. (Mei Mei). The half - way of cotton. (without bullets). The bald - lawless umbrella. (without hair or sky). The weather - or the twelfth lunar month. (frozen hands, frozen feet). The father to son kowtow - There is no such a rule!. (without gift). The public toilet still caused public - stone. (causing male droppings). Anti - wear fur coat - affectation. (mounted sheep). - pregnant women go bridge, rush into danger. (of course). The scholar -- lost the towel. (Bao Shu). -. A turtle - but a look at the threshold. (but look at it!). The tip is to pick a towel, be not at all surprising. (not flag). A blunt knife broken bamboo - hard. (ringing). Dengcao - Drums - don't want to. (not ringing). - Dengcao zuobulezhu - stick. Can't do it. The salt - free shop and chat. Nothing to do. (salty, nothing to do). Oh, Zhang Fang passes through the sea without boats ---- his own testimonies. (own France ferry). The window. The trumpet - reputation. (the song is out). The Dragon princes - powerful move. (off the sea). The old nine brothers -- honest. (old ten). The empty coffin burial -- defiant. Nobody in the wood. The bastard in se - rules. (Gui Ju). June - in - conservative wearing gloves. (hand hold). Peanut -. - not non noisy. (non fried). -. Without it, the awl. (needle line). The girl to marry. He Jia Zheng Jia - right. (Zheng He's). The monk's house - temple. (wonderful). The silence -- why the river to wash. (River bitter). The blind man wearing glasses, smart. (Jia Chongming). The dream of butterfly - fantasy. (to fly). The monkey walk - hypocritically. (false ape). - Moutai - long hardcover. (good wine). The spider net - selfish. (self wire). Blind blind. - back - busy and busy. (blind plus blinding). - long live Ye nosebleeds - red. (Zhen Hong). - - ask how to break the casserole. (to the end). The watermelon - both walked. (left and right rounded). - off. The old shoe exchange forsake heresy and return to the truth. (modified shoes anyway). The sack bag. Grass on the wane. A sack is better than a sack. - Chinese Ghostbuster - fooling around. (ghost wedding). The boat across the river - possum dung. (shit). - sticky. Litters a year - with gentian bitter. (a sticky, sticky, bitter). In a drawer open. - - for play. (looking for pills). The toad jumped well. Don't know. (Pu Dong). The horse - not singing. (on foot). - do not put soy sauce, fried pickles. Only. (with Yan Zaixian). - eat dumplings. Don't eat stuffing, naughty. (pick skin). - from Henan to Hunan, more difficult. (South South). The stone lantern - do. (Zhao Ban). The temple, was washed away. (Liu Shen). The cultivated land in whipped, bragging. (Cui Niu). The backbone of the child. - generation villain. (back of a villain). - aviation. Turn somersaults - confuse truth and falsehood. (reverse test flight). The mouse falls into the water tank --- fashionable. (Shi Mao). The old monk live in a cave. All right. (no temple). The ship out to sea -- a layman. (Airlines). The fire pole - sigh. (long carbon). The weasel coop - speculation drill. (chicken). - in - a global stone vat. (a hard salt). -. Well in firecrackers -- a reason. (rounded). Hen. - hold empty nest, not simple. (without eggs). The ass eating ginseng -- alternate. (after fill). Mom. - - the emperor's too thick skin. (Empress Dowager Dowager). For thousands of years. - the Buddha statues, honest people. (old stone). -. Hold the sheep into the studio, a. (out of sheep). - no - wall planting vegetables. (without Park). The fan fan talk - comments. (groundless talk). - twelve - a fine. (one ingot). Keep the toilet. - sleep - not far from death. (not far from shit). The book - poker-faced Tang. (a story). The small bowl to eat -- by day. (by Tim). The pots of meat thrown into the river. There have dizzy spells. (meat is heavy). The bastard in the chicken feather. Belly - home. (turtle heart flies). The temple has a hole. After extending through the wonderful. (the temple is through.). The longevity of the crane. No way - qi. (no deer). - eighteen. Two - money Jiuwen Jiuwen. (nine text, three, four, two). The lost watch pole - selling straw hat. (Liu Sheng). Half - way of cotton. (without bullets). Buy a pig Madian - it did not matter. (without that city). Father to son, There is no such a rule! Kowtow. (without gift). Still, the stone caused public public toilet. (causing male droppings). Mother's sisters -- suspicious (aunt) Whip on stage - overweight (fake horse) Fire in the hall of Guanyin -- wonderful (Temple disaster) The monkey sat throne room (person) unlike Ren Jun Shooting laoqiang (gun) - birthday The longevity of the pipa, a commonplace talk of an old scholar (bomb) Wheat straw - a small (device) Running horse in lane is difficult to draw out Pull a beard across the river - humility (pull lead) excessive (crossing) Pull into the air - diabolo Fantasy (ring) Eat honey bee catch - Tian (sweet) shame (thorn) Gokokuji buy camel - not that thing (city) The pepper falls into the rice - it's trouble Fly in bovine - looking tired (tears) to eat Boiled pork with bean curd - a portion (meat, vegetables) Cook with bean curd - what's the word (salt)? The couple (hire) people -- regardless of hoeing Two hundred dollars of peanuts -- they have to be fried Her hands Peach-Shaped Mantou -- rational (ceremony) The two numbers blow into a tune -- they want to come Dry charm, Dragon - do (fine) hell! Bamboo shoots outside the garden -- nephew A man never beats his wife good fortune The scholar Zuoshi - hands (first) A hat - first name (Ming) He is just the right girl to Zheng Jia - (Zheng HO) Belly punting - expert (navigation) Turtle cap meters - what sound (liters)? The cooker is smoking - fan (rice) is stuck Under the bed mosquito point -- not below (mosquito) Frozen tofu - difficult (mix) Cold pot, stir fry beans - the more noisy (stir fry), the more indifferent - posted goalkeeper kitchen (painting) in words (painting) Did not rush to the temple fair - anxious (crowded) A coffin without a bottom is no man No money to buy a conch - save some The bosom bi - Shu (comb) heart The poor carpenter opened with only one (SAW) The Tinkerman tumble upside down - (iron) Lao Zhang's donkey - not surprised (riding) The rooster hat - Crown (crown) on the official promotion (crown) The chicken head ashes -- a few head by (chicken) The skin on the wall -- place (painting) When in the hospital - conscious (foot) The frog jumped on the drum On crutches under the coal mines -- step by step bad (coal) Pull a beard across the street humble Don't sell cloth tape, cherish evil thoughts (quantity) Don't take a scale - sell small shrimp (shrimp) The bottom of a campfire bug - not large (bright) A case - to (hair) no day The monk's house - Miao (Temple) The monk's skull - not (hair) The fox rides the tiger -- the fox is false The dog horns - Yang (sheep) gas A dog eats bean curd - not at leisure Dogs eat grass -- they are sheep A blind man makes a fried dough stick Blind people wear glasses - Cong (Fu) Ming Cattle eat crab -- not to mention (without salt) Fried pickles salt -- too idle (salty). Kang on the pot - transformation (stove) The river (River) - wash silence where bitter Vegetables in the river -- not burnt (watered) The oil poured candles -- one (core) A whole mouse - perfunctory (eye) trouble Plasterer ash free (brick) - designed to wait He waved to you (mud) Wadao -- light map a bricklayer (coating) surface On the grass - mud Buddha (Huang) of God. Loach - drums blah (bomb) Timid carpenter - just a word (SAW) Hanging lanterns in the air -- Xuan (hanging) Space Shuttle repair network - no rule of law (fabric) Empty coffin funeral -- no one eye (wood) Empty the steamer on the stove for gas - (steamed) Put the baking shoulder - angry (brain) fire The needle - plate hold (not) a The orchard of spring - - it makes sense. (Tao Li) Spring and autumn at the farms (crossing) -- specifically looking for poor children Glass Bodhisattva - clear man (God) The Zhao Kuangyin expedition -- selling steamed buns (steamed) Zhao Kuangyin -- (I) is a nosebleed in red A judge who has his eyes blind Town God's Temple drums - Ghosts (knocks) The master horse - not see odd (ride) The noisy ghost -- Hudou Chenghuang old (fried) Chenghuang old mourning -- Baipao (PAO) Licorice in the drugstore -- one of the few The show opened a drawer for playing (pill) Tea shop on fire as (fuel) Waving in the teahouse -- Hu (kettle) comes Turn the grass into a lamp careless Harmonic character pairs: The clouds are long and long and long The sea is toward the north, towards the north, and towards the North When Confucius moved as sound transmission (Book) Green onion with bean curd - a Qing (green) two white pickles fried tofu - there is a word (salt) Zai Xian Nephew playing lanterns - or as usual (uncle) on the mouth to wipe lime - White said (brush) Hardcover Moutai - long time (wine) pig eight take pictures - self inflicted embarrassment (see) The bosom small Shu - a fine toothed comb (comb) heart small Su his father - the old lost (Su) 42 cotton -- (bomb) on Liangshan Bo - (NG) with no division 12356 - nothing (four) 1234567 - Wang (forget) eight (most people do not like to read only seven)! One foot two plus eight feet - rely on (two Zhangs) A fountain pop-up two lines - Si (wire) the wrong way A pound of flour spread cake - behind (Branded thick) A head of carbon - pile top mold (coal) A Peach-Shaped Mantou - waste steam for one hundred pounds of noodles (fee) material snacks A layer of cloth jacket - anyway, is (in), (who have the right to wear this coat?) A pair of trousers -- became a group (skirt) A two - Dengcao lighting (core) Be a widow all your life -- veteran (guard) Who? Ershiwuliang - half mad (seal) 2345 - lack of clothing (1) 23456789 - lack of clothing (1), less food 22 cotton four bow - details (bomb) Two girls do not have hair - (BI) Two - pull talk (violin, piano) (like "the internet"," War of unification and independence Twelve hour for three words - body (Shen) false (Xu) The eighteen year old married - is good (to man) Ten, the money lost a text - long smell (Jiu Wen) Fifteen moonlight - large (bright) Mulberry leaves in October - who will pick you up (the best way to deal with smoke bait)? Eighty year old woman yawning - a hopeless sight (tooth) Walnuts in August are packed with people Eight hundred copper coins in one string cannot be adjusted (hanging) At the beginning of September eight asked Chongyang - soon (nine) The knife cuts the lantern -- not round The 39 day dress - Wei (Wei) wind Katydid - thirty year old oil (you) mouth (how old you? This is stuck to the network you) Three money to buy a cow - as noisy (grass), (this is not good news in the stomach The There are plenty of people who) The three Buddha Hall - nice (Temple Temple) A ladder three feet long can't catch up with words (eaves) Sanmao plus 10 Fen (40 Fen) - Fashion March willow - especially green (relative) Born in the dead of night - kill people (the authors) Cart pancakes -- more than avarice Barley off in mess -- busy (awn) without a clue Land filled with holes - not good (mending Temple) The God of the land sat - Zhicheng (that) God of the land to go to prison labor (jail) - God Land God wash your face - lose (wet) face The land and water out of the well - you can not afford to work (fishing) The entrails of the land - solid (stone), heart, solid (stone) intestine The Lord wears the plain white running (robe) The apricot soil - bitter child (nuclear sub) - a good peanut grub drilling (ren) Rain without umbrella, mean (wet) When it rains, the sun shines the sky Rainy days do not wear a hat - on the head Two feet wide gown - Shake (waist) pendulum On the fall of rib heads - stupid chicken (Ben) eggs Rolling stones on the mountain - solid (stone) hit solid (stone) The hill trumpet - the name (Ming) sound. The walnut of Shanxi -- the hidden man (full kernel) Ravine drums - back (ring) Millennium Temple - dry no sound (monk), (it is said that this view of the temple, chanting?) In the kitchen, then roll keeper (painting) in a word (painting) Cech master - eat sugar cane (paper chewing). The horse hit tunnel (foot) - digress too far Hump back rain - back (wet) Bean cooked rice - Total (stew) a stuffy Small heshangtou on fly - Zhengda (play) light (which need to promote online This method of play) Turning over a small stove - bad luck (coal) Tinker with glasses - for I, (this online (ballast) many professional myopia Tinker) The little girl hair - Zibian (Braid), (as if this is the best comment! Network planning) Tofu chalota - a clear (green) two white Dinner in small bowl - by day (TIM) The plane hanging thermos bottle (bottle), high - level (especially some poems) The trumpet sounded on the plane Set off firecrackers on the plane Joke 1: there's a salesman who goes to Guangzhou on a business trip. After arriving in Beijing, he wants to travel by plane Go, for fear of the manager does not agree to reimbursement, would give the manager sent a telegram: "to take No?" The manager received the telegram, that is executed "machine" has to immediately call back: "take it Multiply." The salesman came back from his business trip to pay for the trip. The manager was flying at an insufficient level The aircraft will not reimburse the provisions of the provisions, do not agree to reimburse the airline fare. The salesman took out the manager's back The manager's mouth was wide open. Joke: a village meeting, because of homophonic, the village chief said: "rabbits, shrimps, not pulp melon, pickles too expensive."." (comrades, villagers, stop talking and have a meeting now) Moderator said: "pickles, sausage, melon, please."." (now speak to the head of the town.) The mayor said, "rabbits, shrimps, today's rice, dogs, everybody is a big bastard."." (comrades, villagers, today's meal is enough, everyone uses a large bowl.) Joke two: one day, a rich person wants to buy a car, but in the car for no auspicious number plate is hesitant. The owner of the car came over and said with a smile: "this license plate is good, 00544.""! The rich heart, immediately buy this car, second days out of the accident, the rich angry go off, I thought that you dared to hit the car, get off a look immediately left crestfallen, the other side of the license plate is 44944 (try). Three joke: a person opened a restaurant in the Chinatown in New York, the son of a waiter, mother tube money, Dad chef. One day, the shop, a foreigner, a set of food, eat half, "crash", hit the bowl of soup. The son ran over and looked at it and said, "the bowl is playing."! " The foreigner thinks: "one dollar.",......" Mom heard the sound, but also come to see, there is a broken bowl on the view, asked: "who hit?" " The foreigner thinks: "three dollar?"......" The son said, "he hit."! " The foreigner thinks: "ten dollar?"!......" Mom said: "still have to play a bowl."! " The foreigner thinks: "hundred, and, one??"!......" Dad was in the kitchen chopping, heard the sound, he ran out to see what happened. In the bustle, I forgot to put down the kitchen knife. Big and tall father, holding a knife standing in the dining room, a foreigner, heartbeat, blood pressure surge, but let his heart with the collapse of the father's words. My dad is in front of the heating furnace is the son said: "hot, a little less sheng!