可爱幽默的英文句子附带中文翻译

可爱幽默的英文句子附带中文翻译 　　英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating. 　　中文：考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。   　　英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were. 　　中文：对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。   　　英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly. 　　中文：你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。   　　英文：Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect. 　　中文：自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。   　　英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl. 　　中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。   　　英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke! 　　中文：我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟!   　　英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination. 　　中文：考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。   　　英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run. 　　中文：国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。   　　英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman. 　　中文：男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。   　　英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance. 　　中文：一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。   　　英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying. 　　中文：毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。   　　英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good? 　　中文：大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗?   　　英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks. 　　中文：天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。   　　英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have! 　　中文：理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有!   　　英文：More to their fucking great time also cannot compare with idiot years. 　　中文：再多各自牛逼的时光 也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。   　　英文：Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll. 　　中文：思想有多远，你就滚多远;光速有多快，你就滚多快。   　　英文：Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth. 　　中文：中国人就两大特点：一，不爱说实话;二，不爱听实话。   　　英文：You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone. 　　中文：你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气。   　　英文：Germany is the onlywoman, I think I must be too mean. 　　中文：女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。   　　英文：Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it. 　　中文：活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何处理倒霉。   　　英文：Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot. 　　中文：人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都准备好才下锅。   　　英文：First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage, horizontal batch: white go back. 　　中文：上联：活着没意义，下联：自杀没勇气，横批：白走一回。   　　英文：My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will getangry! 　　中文：我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，我就生死!   　　英文：After today, do not meet again, I am afraid to wake up every day to beat you many times. 　　中文：过完了今天，就不要再见面，我害怕每天醒来揍你好几遍。   　　英文：What I want, is shameless. What to eat, is not lose. 　　中文：我什么都要，就是不要脸。什么都吃，就是不吃亏。   　　英文：The moment when his grandson, because the world is your uncle. 　　中文：时刻把自己当孙子，因为全世界都你大爷的。   　　英文：Single sister, I always strive for; to a married woman, I never give up. 　　中文：对单身妹妹，我始终争取;对有夫之妇，我从未放弃。   　　英文：Some people, reallylet you feel bad, some people, to learn to let you have a toothache! 　　中文：有些人，认真的让你心疼，有些人，欠扁的让你牙疼!   　　英文：When I was young Ilike to play hide and seek, when the friends are hidden well, I went home. 　　中文：小时候我喜欢玩捉迷藏，当朋友们都藏好后，我就回家。   　　英文：Real drunby, dare to face itself has no thickness. 　　中文：真正的装逼，敢于直面本身没有厚度的脸皮。   　　英文：My this life altogether wrong two things, one is born, the other is to live. 　　中文：我这一生一共做错两件事，其一是生出来，另一是活下去。   　　英文：I stand in the streets of Tokyo, loudly singing the Anthem of Japan -- we are Qin Shousheng. 　　中文：我站在东京街头，大声高歌日本国歌——我们都是秦寿生。   　　英文：Saw the ugly, had not seen so ugly. At first glance the pretty ugly, a more careful look ugly! 　　中文：见过丑的，没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑!   　　英文：Test book, simply pig. Don't panic if caught cheating, pretend to be. 　　中文：考试不翻书，简直头猪。作弊不要慌，逮到就要装。   　　英文：Political fail? Normal! China 1300000000people, it's your turn whenthe president? 　　中文：政治不及格?正常!中国13亿人，轮到你当国家主席吗?   　　英文：Who dares to invade China, we can only give it a Chinese sentence:the bathroom lighting. 　　中文：谁再敢侵略中国，我们只能送它一句中文：厕所里点灯。