《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》—出色的牧师？

《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》—出色的牧师？ 　　In the name of the Father and of the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen 　　Let us pray. 　　Father， you have made the bond of marriage a holy mystery a symbol of Christ's love for His church. 　　Hear our prayers for Bernard and Lydia through your son， Jesus Christ our lord who lives and reigns with you and the Holy goat. 　　g-g-Ghost. 　　One God， forever and ever. Amen. 　　(It's his first time. He's a friend of the family.) 　　(Excellent.) 　　Bernard and Lydia... 　　I shall now ask if you freely undertake the obligations of marriage. 　　Bernard， repeat after me， 　　I do solemnly declare... 　　(I do solemnly declare...) 　　that I know not of any lawful impediment... 　　(that I know not of any lawful impediment...) 　　Why I， Lydia... 　　(Why I，Bernard...) 　　uh..sorry. 　　Why I， Bernard Godfrey Saint John Delaney... 　　(Why I， Bernard Geoffrey "St.John" Delaney...) 　　may not be joined in matrimony to Lydia John Hibbott. 　　(may not be joined in matrimony to Lydia Jane Hibbott.) 　　Lydia， repeat after me. 　　I do solemnly declare... 　　(I do solemnly declare...) 　　that I know not of any lawful impediment... 　　(that I know not of any lawful impediment...) 　　why I， Lydia Jane Hibbott... 　　(why I， Lyida Jane Hibbott...) 　　may not be johned in matrimony... 　　(may not be joined in matrimony...) 　　to Bernard Geoffrey "st.John" Delaney. 　　(to Bernard Geoffrey St.John Delaney.) 　　I call upon those persons here present to witness... 　　(I call upon those persons here present to witness...) 　　that I， Bernard...........................................Delaney. 　　(that I， Bernard Delaney...) 　　do take thee， Lydia Jane Hibbott... 　　(do take thee， Lydia Jane Hibbott...) 　　to be my awful wedded wife. 　　(to be my lawful wedded wife.) 　　That's ri...That's right. 　　May almighty God bless you all. 　　The Father， the Son and the Holy spigot...Spirit. 　　(Amen) 　　(Bravo!) 　　(Bravo!) 　　虽然忘记了是谁说过，很多出色的笑话是不出来的，但是这里仍要很感谢他，给了我这个可以偷懒的机会并能美其名曰，为了使大家更好的体会喜剧中的笑料。 　　有一点需要说明的是，括号中的句子多是在重复牧师的祷词，但又往往有所不同。听的时候不妨仔细体会，看看这位出色的牧师是如何拿这对新人“练手”的。