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[Scene: Airport. Madonna's T a k e A B o w plays in
the background as Rachel waits at the gate with
flowers.]
Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: (sifting through crowd) Excuse me,
pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight
attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off
the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
Man:Man:Man:Man: For God's sake, will you let it go? There's
no Rachel!
(A Chinese woman getting off the plane drops
one of her bags. Ross gets off next.)
Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Oh, hey, hey, I got that.
(Ross picks up the bag... then he and the woman
kiss.)
Julie:Julie:Julie:Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet
my friends.
Julie:Julie:Julie:Julie: Really?
Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Yeah.
Julie:Julie:Julie:Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule
me?
Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: No, no, they will. I just... uh...
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Come on, they're gonna love you.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting
Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the
plane with another woman.]
End
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[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last
season, and as she talks we see a montague of
scenes from Ross and Rachel.]
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much what's
happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel
since, you know, forever, but every time he tried
to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like
cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like
"forget about her" but when Ross was in China
on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in
love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So
she went to the airport to meet him when he
came back, but what she didn't know was, that
Ross was getting off the plane with another
woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything
you need to know. But, enough about us. So,
how've you been?
OPENING CREDITS
[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season,
Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane,
when she sees he's coming off with another
woman.]
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides
to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move!
Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over
a bench and falls down.)
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Rache!
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how
was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: What?
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: You're bleeding.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am.
Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back
from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks
at Julie)
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie,
this is Rachel.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: These are, these aren't for you. (to
Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she
can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
JULIE:JULIE:JULIE:JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.)
Thank you. I'm from New York.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use
them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim?
Ok.
[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting
for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.]
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: No way!
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: I'm telling you, she went to the airport,
and she's gonna go for it with Ross!
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger
than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger
than huge?
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Um, this?
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Yes.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal
Buffay.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you
don't look good, we don't look good. I love that
voice.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Airport,
airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her.
Cramp, cramp.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us
something. Quick, get the verbs.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he
liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you
slowpokes!
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: That's all right, Rache, we got the bags.
Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is
Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: What up?!
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie.
ALL:ALL:ALL:ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi!
JULIE:JULIE:JULIE:JULIE: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me.
I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow
when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on
me.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: And bus.
JULIE:JULIE:JULIE:JULIE: Oh my god.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: The screaming guy?
JULIE:JULIE:JULIE:JULIE: And the spitting?
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: You gotta hear this story.
JULIE:JULIE:JULIE:JULIE: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: At least.
JULIE:JULIE:JULIE:JULIE: ...and this guy--
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, I'm so
sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just,
I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think
about.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this
happen?
JULIE:JULIE:JULIE:JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I
land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that
just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: It's an expression.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then
we're gonna go see the baby.
JULIE:JULIE:JULIE:JULIE: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna
happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
(Ross and Julie exit)
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to
sympathize with her.)
[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.]
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee?
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Yeah, sure.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Thank you.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get--
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Did you talk to him?
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Not yet.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Then, no.
(He goes to sit down next to Ross.)
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China?
I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love
with, you know.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always this
little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen,
move on. You know whose voice that was?
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: God?
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: It was you, pal.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a
friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know,
we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never
would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Here's your lemonade.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: I didn't order lemonade.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back
because they're gonna charge you for that.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: But--
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Go go go go, come on! (to Chandler) So then,
well, what did you find out?
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: He said, he said that they're having a great
time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it,
is that he made the decision all by himself without any
outside help whatsoever.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: How is that the silver lining?
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it.
[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and the gang is
watching TV.]
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked
last in gym.
[cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Phoebes, you know what I'm thinking?
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had
sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking?
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys
such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do
mine?
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Ohh! No.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Why not?
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an
unbelievable control freak.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: No you're not.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying
to spare your feelings.
(The phone rings.)
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold
on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the
phone.)
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: (on phone) Hello? Hi.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Needs some clothes altered?
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw
on me with chalk.
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been
goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15.
No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right,
when was 1990?
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: You have to stop the Q-tip when there's
resistance!
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later.
Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang
up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be
quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: She didn't hang up either!
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y--
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I
thought you were talking to me.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Rachel! I'll just call her back.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Okay!
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got
disconnected...
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me?
How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks
ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy.
Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I
can't have.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it,
I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching
with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Ok, I don't care what you guys say,
something's bothering her.
[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning.]
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: I'm still on "no".
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh,
morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes
for just a sec?
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I'm not
fallin' for that again.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: What's goin' on?
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do?
PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti!
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Ewww!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Monica and Rachel's continued from earlier.]
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get
dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Rachel, how did this happen?
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last
night.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Where?
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: At his apartment. Is this juice?
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped
him because he hit on Phoebe?
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: People do stupid things when they're
upset.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I
wish I hadn't--but this is about your horrible mistake.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Hi. Sorry we're late but we were--well, there
was touching.
PAOLO: Hey, hey Ross.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?
PAOLO: I do Raquel.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: No, not a problem.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and
palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be
altered.
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him
Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Are you sure he's gonna be able to
crack that code?
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: You know it's funny, the last time Paulo
was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: All right. Ok, but, but you have to promise
that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and
Monica about it.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: I promise.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: All right. Now some of you are gonna get
cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of
you are gonna feel a thing.
[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with
her haircut.]
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: All right, that's it, I quit.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: What? I didn't say anything.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person
who trusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person
who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a
little shorter than what we had discussed.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Would you relax? I know what I am doing.
This is how he wears it.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: How who wears it?
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Demi Moore.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Demi Moore is not a he.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Well, he was a he in A r t h u r, and in T e n.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like
Demi Moore.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god!
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Oh my god!
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Which one's Demi
Moore?
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: She's the actressressressress who was in D i s c l o s u r e,
I n d e c e n t P r o p o s a l, G h o s t.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: I KNOW!
[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Frank's tailor shop, Chandler is getting his
pants altered.]
FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs?
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants.
FRANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your
inseam.
(He slowly measures it up his leg, and Chandler
makes a rather surprised face.)
[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering
from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is
coming in from the bedroom.]
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: How is she?
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is
a good sign.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: How's the hair?
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't
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look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems
to have stopped the curling.
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Can we see her?
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Your hair looks too good, I think it
would upset her. Ross, you come on in. (They go
into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.)
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: How're you doing?
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: I'm ok.
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense
when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's
one of my gifts.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with
her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today,
it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap,
then me.
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him?
What about Julie?
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: What about her? They've only been going
out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with
you for like 10 years.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: I don't know, I don't know.
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Look, Rache, Rache, I've been with my
share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot
of people's share of women. The point is, I've
never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about
you.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I
talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad
man!
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Frankie? What're you talking about?
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what's
goin' on?
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: What?
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12
years.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my
inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then,
there was definite--
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: what?
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Cupping.
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: That's how they do pants! First they go up
one side, they move it over, they go up the other
side, they move it back, and then they do the
rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't
that how they measure pants?
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter
with you?
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: What? That's not? Oh my god.
[Scene:Scene:Scene:Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Mo
nica is now out and about.]
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been
better.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten.
MONICA:MONICA:MONICA:MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused.
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: Come on, Monica, things could be
worse. You could get caught between the moon
and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.
PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE:PHOEBE: Thank you.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rache.
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: (sticking her head in from the balcony)
Wait, are you leaving?
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!"
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Well, can I talk to you for a sec?
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Okay. (goes out onto the balcony)
JOEY:JOEY:JOEY:JOEY: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia
test...
CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER:CHANDLER: That's ok.
[Out on the balcony]
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: What's goin' on?
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not
back together. It was just a stupid thing I did,
and if I could go back in time and do it again,
well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all, what? (Ross
laughs)
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just
need to know, is this one of those things where
you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what
I think, and then the next day you get back
together with the guy, and I look like a complete
idiot?
RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL:RACHEL: No. No-no-no-no.
ROSS:ROSS:ROSS:ROSS: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum.
I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have.
You are way too good to be with a guy like that.
You des