经典英语话剧剧本

经典英语话剧剧本 　　经典英语话剧剧本（一） 　　西门吹雪 　　花满楼 　　旁白 　　第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 　　Birdsaredancinginthecold . 　　Windiscominginsilence. 　　Y与X相遇。 　　Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay. 　　Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou? 　　Y惊讶：Ar, ximenchui xue? 　　Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts? 　　Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo! 　　Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme! 　　Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme! 　　（Y拿出一袋牛奶） 　　Y:pleasedrinkit! 　　Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme? 　　Y（恼怒+冷酷）：Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!? 　　Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0! 　　Y大笑：HaHa…… 　　Y:What ? 　　Y:What ? 　　Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! 　　Y掏出纸屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow! 　　Y:Whoareyou? 　　Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC" now,ha…… 　　Y:Youareright! 　　Y:Yes,It’sverygood. 　　Y:Ok,Let’s go! 　　H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng. 　　H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状：Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids? 　　K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停） 　　K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou? 　　K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ? 　　X冷酷：yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething! 　　X:Forgiveme? Why? 　　X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s"WC"! 　　X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!（我爱你的意思） 　　X:Youarestupid! Itmeans"I love you". 　　X:What? （侧耳装着听不到） You---kill----me?come, come…（X上去抓住K） 　　X:Howcanyoukillme? haha…… 　　K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou 　　Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher. 　　Y:Hahaha----- 　　K:What? 　　X:Yes,I……I…… do. 　　X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? ! 　　H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway ! 　　H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy. 　　Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! （轻声说）Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please . 　　K:what amoving story !I was impressed ! 　　H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume ! 　　Y痛苦状：don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !（Y死，音乐停） 　　H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together . 　　H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove ! 　　H: I promise . 　　H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go , 　　H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死。音乐停。） 　　旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上） 　　Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手） 　　Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）， warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上） 　　Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you? 　　Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now…… 　　Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中） 　　Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）（ J O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水） 　　Oscar: Honey, how are you? 　　（Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help! 　　Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~ 　　Jack: Don’t pay attention to him. 　　旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder. 　　Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely. 　　Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others. 　　Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you. 　　Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机） 　　Princess: I am a princess from India. 　　Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾） 　　（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚） 　　Rose: Would you please help us get away from here? 　　Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下） 　　Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for 　　Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question. 　　Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤） 　　Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头） 　　Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果） 　　（旁白唱my heart will go on,音乐起，全剧终。Jack Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）。 1