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lol搞笑话语（Lol funny words） lol搞笑话语(Lol funny words) LOL is not only a cheating game is not scientific. The game..!!! 1. I am a stone, even by the foreign petrochemical ~. 2. I open a plane, trod on the ground of the trap -. 3. I a fire can ignite male die... Where is heaven! 4. I am a large bird turned out to be a pig to freeze the ice is not scientific. 5. I have a blind man can still be blind.. what can I blind, how many times ~. 6. my mouth so big giant mouth was a worm eaten... 7. vampire could from my robot body to suck the blood, the guards. 8. female a dumb piano was silent. Why can the poor disabled. 9. I spread the plague virus in mice has also been poisoned. 10. why am I a snowman died in the bird in a world of ice and snow ice. Why men can have 11. fire channel. 12. why are four or five light burning death -- The Scarecrow 13. my man w was unable to melt the ice wall. A fire enough Mody 14. I am a goddess of dawn should not stand the ultimate small bright flash.. 15. I am a dragon but turned out to be a wolf... I play with a 16. thorns had stepped on a mushroom is over. 17. I am president Obama would like a criminals on the line, how can it be My girlfriend owes me 4 dollars, I broke up with her, she put four dollars left on my face, I bought eight lolipop with four dollars, went to the Dragon kindergarten successfully lured four children by traffickers to gain 10 thousand and 5 hands 10 thousand and 5 ravine, pulled out ten thousand go to the disco get ecstasy 30, each with a cost of 310 yuan, 400 yuan each sold first came to the disco chick, a profit of 2700 yuan, up 700 yuan to find Miss sleeping pills fainted, take the kidney and spleen stomach heart, a total profit of 225000 yuan, buy a micro punch through the underworld the desert eagle, a bulletproof vest 1, a bulletproof helmet, a Nepal Sabre a, AWP, several bullets, grenades 3, a pair of stockings, a total cost of 220000 yuan, with slightly red, waist Ku desert eagle, three pocket grenade, bulletproof vests Bulletproof helmet, all in place, rob a bank, get 6220000 yuan, to spend 3000000 to buy a helicopter, took out 500000 bribe border officials, the situation, and later to Las Vegas, through the gambling profit of 100 million, buy 1 tons of explosives, the threat of The Pentagon get 5 billion in damages, the occupation of Iraq in mercenaries 2000 people, the night to sneak into the White House to acquire nuclear weapons, control, continuous delivery of 10 nuclear bombs to Japan for the world war, Japan was destroyed, world leaders have surrendered, and finally unified the world... Sixteen thousand six hundred and eighty-eight Why do I drink Sprite no water poured down from behind me? Why I drank the milk not handsome? Why didn't I eat Dove black silk floated? Why I did not eat much bubblegum summon Superman? Why not come when I drink Wang Laoji? Why do I drink Jizhi syrup no leopard chasing me? Why not wear XTEP general feeling of flying? Why do not I drink fruit colorful tropical fruit fly with me? Why do I use the mighty Mr. no superman out to wash my toilet? Why didn't I white toothpaste with salt was icy beads rushed to the window? Why can't I eat Mentos chewing a statue? Why do I eat, did not see the big beef? Why do I mat Sophie the two rabbits do not come out? Why do I woreadi Wang in front of the road did not open? Why do I use the step by step point reading machine does not think the title of so easy? Why do I use the bird paper diapers do not genius? Why do I eat ice plant is not frozen? Why do I rejoice shampoo feel a little self-confidence? Why my mother sent milk to school the school did not broadcast call me? Why do I go to the supermarket to buy Wrigley forgot nor beauty said to me: hey! Your star? Why did not I drink HEDY summon villain? Why do I drink nutritionexpress or not? Why do I use the shining eyes didn't shine? Why do I eat green arrow girl go? Why did I wear Anta shoes or can be stopped? I can not stand the most is: why Lao Tzu have a limited edition Altman turned control or change the body!! why do I reply to you but you don't reply me? Why don't you fly with me? Why my tail is stolen? Why upgrade so slow? If you take every day in 4, grade 300000/4=75000 in 18 days, if from the age of 1 in 100 years, the =36500 days, you almost have to live 200 years to keep every sign in (who knows after 200 years there is no sign in this thing, if you re) half water 4 daily experience, time, but considering the reality, you may not be alive 100 years, take 50 years, you have every water 16 experience, maybe you are a diligent, daily water 32 experience, it would take about 25 years!!! And if you are a big monster, daily water 64 experience, then as long as 12.5 years!!! If you are an impatient person, every water 128 experience, you as long as 6.25 years!!!! If you already can scarcely wait, daily water 256 experience, then you holy crap, as long as 3.125 years!!! Of course, you will feel that 3 years is too far away, every day you are idle awful, bustling about water 512 experience, holy crap, you only need 1.5625 years, only half a point more than 1 years!!! What～～ You are not satisfied, then you think you might be a Tianshui 1024 experience, may you!! Is it possible to!!! The 100 word or one hundred word above experience for 11~30's my heartbeat.... Ra2cz4k2dl APTWRAADRbjBhLSy