小学生幽默笑话大全

小学生幽默笑话大全 1.題目:你看 小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊! 老师评语:不要太拽哦～ 2.照样造句 例:你(唱歌)我(跳舞) 你(好吗)我(很好) 小朋友写: 老师评语:你在写英文翻译吗?? 3.照样造句 例题:别人都夸我()，其实我() 小朋友写:别人都夸我(很帅)，其实我(是戴面具的)。 老师评语:什么面具这么好用??? 4.题目:好...又好.. 小朋友写:妈妈的腿,好细又好粗... 老师评语:那到底是细还是粗, 5.题目:陆陆续续 小朋友写:下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。 你到底有几个爸爸呀? 老师评语: 6.题目:从前 小朋友写:小明从前门进来。 7.题目:天真 小朋友写:今天真热。 老师评语:你真天真~~ 8.题目:十分 小朋友写:我今天考十分。 老师评语:我会跟你爸妈说~~ 9.题目:其中 小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。 老师评语:你是蜈蚣,~~ 10.题目:一...就.... 小朋友写:一只娃娃就要一百块。 老师评语:老师笑到不行.. 11.题目:原来 小朋友写:原来他是我爸爸。 老师评语:妈妈关切一下 12.照样造句 题目:(树呀树呀)我把你(种下) 小朋友写:(汤圆汤圆)我把你(吃掉) upgrade and expansion, whole system construction of guideline followed following principles: Advanced: full reference both at home and abroad advanced, and mature of technology, and method and means, Project design, technical product leader, mature products as possible on the main equipment selection, technical lead and aligned with national standards of general-purpose, standard equipment. Systematization: strictly follow the view of system engineering and construction, has always been to practice engineering integrity, hierarchy, and adaptability to the external environment for constructive purposes. Maximize the business integration, functional integration and avoid different products, different standards and specifications of piecing together and combination of the system. Openness and standardization: hardware device selects the domestic and foreign well-known products, system architecture and protocol standards are in accordance with the ITU-t international industry standards and ISO standards of design, core systems and devices, following international standards, harmonization of standards, ensure system scalability and continuity of the system. Practicality: ensure high availability of the system performance with high reliability and flexibility both; first to ensure stable and reliable operation of the system, and using redundancy design of key components of the key position then to simple, technologically advanced, economical and practical. Extensible and maintainable: within the expected life cycle of systems or equipment, can be upgraded and modified to meet the needs of the user actions and application requirements change. And ensures after-sales service 老师评语:真是可爱~~ 13.题目:..一边...........一边.............. 小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子. 老师评语:他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~ 14.题目:课本 上课本来就很无聊。 小朋友写: 老师评语:上课要专心 15.题目:吃香 小朋友写:我很喜欢吃香蕉。 老师评语:小心噎到 16.题目:先(((再((( 例题:先吃饭，再洗澡。 小朋友写:先生，再见! 17.题目:天涯海角 小朋友写:妹妹乱跑跑到天涯海角。 老师评语:你妹妹真会跑~~ 18.題目:一直 小朋友写:我画了一直线。 老师评语:.......... 19.皮开肉绽 小朋友写:停电的晚上，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽～ 老师评语:看到这句，老师佩服你。 20.题目:欣欣向荣——比喻生长美好的样子。 小朋友写:我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。(老师评语:孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗,)还有一 个更绝的。小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。(老师评语:连续剧不要看太多。) 21.题目:果然 小朋友写:昨天我吃了水果，然后喝了凉水。 老师评语:这是词组，不能分开造句。 小朋友又说:老师我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了～ 老师:„„„ 22.题目:好吃 小朋友写:好吃个屁。(老师评语:„„) 23.题目:况且 小朋友写:一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且„„(老师„„) 24(一姐妹的小侄子，用“崭新”造句，“一个崭新的植物人诞生了”„„(赵本山的功 劳)真人真事，绝对原创。 25(有个同学作文总是习惯用象声词开头，例如“冬冬冬，一阵鼓声传来”，“啦啦啦， upgrade and expansion, whole system construction of guideline followed following principles: Advanced: full reference both at home and abroad advanced, and mature of technology, and method and means, Project design, technical product leader, mature products as possible on the main equipment selection, technical lead and aligned with national standards of general-purpose, standard equipment. Systematization: strictly follow the view of system engineering and construction, has always been to practice engineering integrity, hierarchy, and adaptability to the external environment for constructive purposes. Maximize the business integration, functional integration and avoid different products, different standards and specifications of piecing together and combination of the system. Openness and standardization: hardware device selects the domestic and foreign well-known products, system architecture and protocol standards are in accordance with the ITU-t international industry standards and ISO standards of design, core systems and devices, following international standards, harmonization of standards, ensure system scalability and continuity of the system. Practicality: ensure high availability of the system performance with high reliability and flexibility both; first to ensure stable and reliable operation of the system, and using redundancy design of key components of the key position then to simple, technologically advanced, economical and practical. Extensible and maintainable: within the expected life cycle of systems or equipment, can be upgraded and modified to meet the needs of the user actions and application requirements change. And ensures after-sales service 一阵歌声传来”等等，实在是未见其人，先闻其声，寒～～～ 26(我和同学某某某一起骑车出门玩，他的气门芯坏了，我就把我的拔下来给他装上，我俩一起高高兴兴骑车回家了。 27(运动会100米终于开始了，同学们像一只只脱缰的野狗奔了出去。 28(解放军叔叔一个个匍匐前进，就像一条条绿色的青虫在地上蠕动。 29(“我因病故在教室里„„”“我弟弟新剃了一个光头，就像少林寺的小秃驴一样„„” 30(四年级我们第一次写作文，确切的讲是写日记。我们班一个女同学写到:“我奶奶在洗衣服，我看她蹲着很累，我就搬来小板凳把他打到了”。结果全班都被她打倒了。 31(老大娘拿出四张500元的人民币。 32(我有个同学，他长的不高也不矮，在1米76以上，1米78以下„„”偶初中同学的作品„„ 33(经典句子，每人都写过:今天天气真好，晴空万里，天上飘着朵朵白云„„ 34(小学老师出半命题作文:“我的***”随便写人写物，结果我班同学作文题目:《我的战友邱少云》。 35(我小的时候写日记，老师规定要200字以上，当时四人一组，有小组长检查字数，我同组的一位仁兄写到“今天妈妈让我出去买菜，我问多少钱一斤，卖菜的说5分，我说:真便宜呀真便宜，真便宜呀真便宜„„”组长数了数还差4个字，于是仁兄又在后面加了一句，真便宜呀。 36(„„我的老师长得有点胖，头大大的，眼睛大大的，鼻子大大的，连嘴巴也是大大的。„„老师对人很和蔼，他戴着一付变色眼镜，就好比是一只大熊猫一样„„ 37(“一轮红日映朝阳„„作为新时代的小学生，我们深知北京紧挨首都„„” 38(以前偷看一女生作文，最寒的是:假如我以后当护士，我会像情人一样对待病人。 39(想起来高中有一同学很nb，上课打牌被发现后被要求写检查。第二天，其他打牌的人在班上念过检查后，他走上讲台:“俗话说:‘天有不测风云，人有祸福旦夕’我昨天上课打牌被老师发现了„„”我们老师当场闷掉～那位老兄现在在上导演系，不知怎么样了，大学的老师是否扛得住, 40(我来到电视机前把电视机打开了电视机～ 41(这同学写道:“国强(我的一个同班男同学)坐在凳子上，大大的屁股就像地里的南瓜，衣服下面露出一大jie内裤”老师在上课时读了出来，还说这同学描写得生动，下课后这同学被那同学打„„ 42(三年级的时候有一次是其他老师代课(要我们写一篇《我家的一角》。于是就写:我家的一角很漂亮，又圆又亮，是一只马桶。 43(在一个伸手不见五指的晚上，池塘的蝌蚪在晒太阳～ 44(日记,,,,第一天:今天我到妈妈单位玩，玩的好高兴呢。第二天:昨天我到妈妈单位玩，玩的好高兴呢。第三天:今天我又想起前天我到妈妈单位，玩的很高兴。 45(同学的名句:天上大雁miemie(咩咩)地飞过;圆圆的月亮像弯弓。 46(老师叫用“更„„更„„更„„”造句。偶同学写到“安尔乐卫生巾更干、更爽、更upgrade and expansion, whole system construction of guideline followed following principles: Advanced: full reference both at home and abroad advanced, and mature of technology, and method and means, Project design, technical product leader, mature products as possible on the main equipment selection, technical lead and aligned with national standards of general-purpose, standard equipment. Systematization: strictly follow the view of system engineering and construction, has always been to practice engineering integrity, hierarchy, and adaptability to the external environment for constructive purposes. Maximize the business integration, functional integration and avoid different products, different standards and specifications of piecing together and combination of the system. Openness and standardization: hardware device selects the domestic and foreign well-known products, system architecture and protocol standards are in accordance with the ITU-t international industry standards and ISO standards of design, core systems and devices, following international standards, harmonization of standards, ensure system scalability and continuity of the system. Practicality: ensure high availability of the system performance with high reliability and flexibility both; first to ensure stable and reliable operation of the system, and using redundancy design of key components of the key position then to simple, technologically advanced, economical and practical. Extensible and maintainable: within the expected life cycle of systems or equipment, can be upgraded and modified to meet the needs of the user actions and application requirements change. And ensures after-sales service 安心”。 47(最真实的事:小学时同桌造的句。老师要求我们用“果然”这词来造句，我那同桌就写:我三个月没洗澡，身上果然臭了。 48(今天晚上和爸爸一起去散步，我突然对爸爸说:“爸爸，我有一种不祥的预感”，结果被爸爸大骂了一顿„„我就很奇怪，为什么雅典娜可以对圣斗士说这句话，我就不可以对爸爸说呢, 49(小学时听人说野驴跑得最快，就把一个同学比喻成“他跑起来比野驴还快”。后来老师说我不应该这么写，我还纳闷，为什么不行啊„„ 50(我走进了一家百货商店，啊，看来人民生活水平的确提高了，你看那位农民老大爷，左手一台电冰箱，右手一台电视机，一溜小跑。 51(还有一篇写老师的，介绍老师的外貌。应该是“老师有一张瓜子脸”，偶写成“老师有一张爪子脸”。我们语文老师差点没疯掉。 52(小学语文考卷上有一道阅读题，大意是讲一位母亲为了孩子吃尽了苦，最后去世的事。阅读后，要求学生在一年后的清明节对母亲说几句心里话。某小学生这样写道:“祝妈妈清明节快乐，福如东海，寿比南山～” 53(运动场上彩旗飘,老少爷们扔飞镖,你一镖,我一镖,肠子肚子满天飘(www.yiqig.cn 一 。 起过) 54(两个黄鹂鸣翠柳,一行白鹭上西天。 55.老师要求以“大吃一惊”为题造句～ 结果看到这样一句:昨天我不小心摔了一交，摔在了牛粪上，我大吃一惊～ 老师批语:海量～～～～～ 56.偶小学一篇写猫的作文.里面写到猫捉老鼠一段,有一句应该是“老鼠刚想跑,小猫立刻扑上去把它捉住“,偶笔误,写成“老师刚想跑,小猫立刻扑上去把它捉住。” 57.我小学五年级的日记，老师要求字数的于是:“*年*月*日天气*今天我和好朋友**做**游戏。第一盘他赢了;第二盘我赢了;„„第*盘*赢了。今天可真开心啊～ 58.还有小学某年级的寒假作业要写日记记得一篇:*年*月*日天气*今天我画了一幅画，我是这么画的:(此处为画面，现在还记得，就是一堆圆，最下面为10个，一直到顶部为一个，每个圆上画了个蒂冒充苹果) 59.初二一次考试，一同学做生物填空题，本来要填的字是“小麦朽病”，结果误填为“小麦性病”，老师愕然。 60.上初二的时候，老师要求写一篇作文，题目叫我的同桌，结果班上有个男同学写道:“我同桌的头发又黑又亮，就像牛添过了似的，苍蝇落上去都会闪了腰～” 61.我一个小学同学写作文，想用一句俗语“偷鸡不成蚀把米”，他写成了“偷米没偷成还被鸡啄了一口” 62.小学时，老师布置一篇作文:校园的一角。我的同桌写道:我们的学校有4个角„„ 63.小时候老师留作业，用“能文能武”造句，同学造出:“昨晚我在被窝里放了个屁，能文能武。” upgrade and expansion, whole system construction of guideline followed following principles: Advanced: full reference both at home and abroad advanced, and mature of technology, and method and means, Project design, technical product leader, mature products as possible on the main equipment selection, technical lead and aligned with national standards of general-purpose, standard equipment. Systematization: strictly follow the view of system engineering and construction, has always been to practice engineering integrity, hierarchy, and adaptability to the external environment for constructive purposes. Maximize the business integration, functional integration and avoid different products, different standards and specifications of piecing together and combination of the system. Openness and standardization: hardware device selects the domestic and foreign well-known products, system architecture and protocol standards are in accordance with the ITU-t international industry standards and ISO standards of design, core systems and devices, following international standards, harmonization of standards, ensure system scalability and continuity of the system. Practicality: ensure high availability of the system performance with high reliability and flexibility both; first to ensure stable and reliable operation of the system, and using redundancy design of key components of the key position then to simple, technologically advanced, economical and practical. Extensible and maintainable: within the expected life cycle of systems or equipment, can be upgraded and modified to meet the needs of the user actions and application requirements change. And ensures after-sales service 64.偶初中一男生很强，续写一个盲人的故事，当他问及大爷你是做什么的啊，大爷说我是从事路灯工作的~～ 65.我语重心长的对老师说:今后一定要好好学习.老师给我一个大号的*字. 66.小学时老师让用“象。。。。一样”造句一男生第一个举手:“解放军象狼一样扑向敌人阵地”第一个笑晕的是老师 67.(小学时)啊~~我的奶奶,她就是这么伟大的一个人!我热爱我的奶奶! 68.我的老师,为了给我们改作业,经常昏倒在教室里!她的精神永远鼓舞着我们! 69.只记得小学写《第一次干什么》我写的是《第一次做饭》，“„„爸爸吃两碗饭，妈妈吃一碗饭，我也吃一碗饭，于是我就向锅里加了四碗米„„” 70.偶姑姑班上的小女生写的作文:“我长大了要嫁给孙悟空一样的男人“ 71.信号枪响了，同学们象热锅上的蚂蚁一样奔向终点。----这是我哥哥小学时造的句子。 72.我的学生用“...比..还..”造句:我奶奶很凶,比狗还凶! 73.百米跑道长又长，运动键儿象豺狼，终点有根火腿肠，谁先跑到谁先尝。 upgrade and expansion, whole system construction of guideline followed following principles: Advanced: full reference both at home and abroad advanced, and mature of technology, and method and means, Project design, technical product leader, mature products as possible on the main equipment selection, technical lead and aligned with national standards of general-purpose, standard equipment. Systematization: strictly follow the view of system engineering and construction, has always been to practice engineering integrity, hierarchy, and adaptability to the external environment for constructive purposes. Maximize the business integration, functional integration and avoid different products, different standards and specifications of piecing together and combination of the system. Openness and standardization: hardware device selects the domestic and foreign well-known products, system architecture and protocol standards are in accordance with the ITU-t international industry standards and ISO standards of design, core systems and devices, following international standards, harmonization of standards, ensure system scalability and continuity of the system. Practicality: ensure high availability of the system performance with high reliability and flexibility both; first to ensure stable and reliable operation of the system, and using redundancy design of key components of the key position then to simple, technologically advanced, economical and practical. Extensible and maintainable: within the expected life cycle of systems or equipment, can be upgraded and modified to meet the needs of the user actions and application requirements change. And ensures after-sales service