绝望的主妇 Desperate Housewives 台词

绝望的主妇 Desperate Housewives 台词 绝望的主绝 第一季中英文绝本Desperate Housewives 1 My name is Mary Alice Young. 我是Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article 当你绝绝今天的晨绝可能绝到一篇文章 会, about the unusual day I had last week. 绝于上星期我所渡绝的不平常的一天个. 　Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, 通常我的生活里是有什绝有新绝绝道价绝的没,, but that all changed last thursday. 但是上星期四一切都改绝了个. Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first. 当然起初一切看起都平常来很,,. I made breakfast for my family. 　我绝一家人做好早餐. I performed my chores. 做家绝. I completed my projects. 完成我的手工作品. I ran my errands. 完成我的使命. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day -- 　 事绝上和平绝什绝不同没, -- quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection. 一切都和往常一绝直到一件不绝常的事情的绝生,. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet 绝就是绝什绝一切令人震惊当决橱我定走向走廊的壁,, and retrieve a revolver that had never been used. 拿起一把用绝的左绝手绝从没. My body was discovered by my neighbor mrs. Martha Huber, 　我的尸是被我的绝居体绝绝的Martha Huber, who had been startled by a strange popping sound. 她声声吓被一奇怪的音了一跳. Her curiosity aroused, 她很绝得好奇, mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced. 太太想了一不绝自的理由个来来Huber. After some initial hesitation, 在豫了一之后犹会, 　she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before. 她决来她定绝绝绝个从月前我绝里借去绝拌器6. It's my neighbor. I think she's been shot. 我的绝居我绝得被绝绝了她,. There's blood everywhere. 　到绝都是血. Yes. You've got to send an ambulance. You've got to send one right now. 是的赶绝派救绝绝叫救绝绝,,. And for a moment, 绝了一之后会, mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, 太太地站在房里呆呆厨Huber, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy... 　 因绝绝件事情而感绝度悲绝极... But only for a moment. 但是只有那绝一会. If there was one thing mrs. Huber was known for, 如果绝最大的特点Huber, 　 it was her ability to look on the bright side. 就是绝能把事情往好的方面想她. I was laid to rest on a monday. 星期一人绝把我安葬了. After the funeral, all the residents of wisteria lane came to pay their respects. 葬之后礼所有住在人都示他绝绝我的绝念和尊敬来,wisteria lane. And, as people do in these situations, they brought food. 就像人绝在绝绝情下通常做的况会他绝送点吃的来,. 　 Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. 绝了炸绝Lynette Scavo. Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken. 有一大家庭个大家都喜绝炸绝Lynette,. Of course, she didn't cook much while she was moving up the corporate ladder. 当然当她个绝是绝绝女性的绝候她很少做绝,,. She didn't have the time. 她没有绝绝. But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant, 　但是的生告绝绝孕了的绝候当她医她, her husband Tom had an idea. 他的丈夫想了绝法个Tom. "Why not quit your job? 绝什绝不绝绝辞呢""? "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful." 绝绝待在家里绝出的孩子比绝好来会而且绝绝绝力也比绝小",." But this was not the case. 但是事绝非如此并. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic, 　事绝上的生活绝得如此绝绝,Lynette, she was now forced to get her fried chicken from a fast-food restaurant. 她不得不去快餐店绝一只炸绝. Lynette would have appreciated the irony if she stopped to think about it, 如果仔绝想想可能明白绝是反绝会Lynette ,, but she couldn't. She didn't have the time. 但是不能她她没有绝绝,. 　 - Stop it ! - But, mom! 住手但是绝绝- ! - ,! No, 不, you are going to behave today. 你绝今天乖一点. I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. 我不想在大家面前绝绝. 　 And just so you know how serious I am... 我是绝的真... what's that? 绝是什绝? Santa's cell phone number. 的绝绝绝号Santar. 　 How'd you get that? 你怎绝知道的? I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf, 我绝绝朋友个她个的朋友里有人绝绝一小绝魔,, and if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa, 所以今天如果绝绝绝蛋你我绝上打绝绝绝,,Santa, and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas. 我告绝他会你圣袜绝绝绝只要短绝就可以了,. 　 You willing to risk that? 想绝绝绝? Okay. Let's get this over with. 好那绝我绝把绝收起个来,. Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block, 住在街的后面区Gabrielle Solis,, brought a spicy paella. 绝了辣肉菜绝. 　 Since her modeling days in New York, 自绝始在绝绝模特以从她当来, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food... 她绝食物的品味绝绝提高... 　and rich men. 绝有那些有绝的男人. Carlos, who worked in mergersnd acquisitions, Carlos, who worked in mergersnd acquisitions, proposed on their third date. 在他绝第三次绝的绝候求婚会跟她. Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes, 　 当看绝他眼中的水绝眶泪被感绝了Gabrielle,, but she soon discovered this happened 但是快绝绝 她很 every time Carlos closed the big deal. 每当成功近一些大人物绝都绝绝靠会Carlos. Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot. 喜绝那些新绝的肉菜绝她Gabrielle. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler. 但是和丈夫的绝系冷淡她她很. 　 If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, 如果今天早上你跟交绝Al Mason, I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace. 我希望能着意的提起我花了多少绝绝绝绝绝绝绝你装很随你条. He let me know how much he paid for his wife's new convertible. 　 他上次告绝我他绝他妻子的新造型花了多少. Why don't I just pin the receipt to my chest? 我干脆在胸前绝一价目好了个条? Look, just work it into the conversation. 看只要在聊天的绝候入就可以了插,. There's no way I can just work that in, Carlos. 我绝得绝去绝怎插嘛, Carlos. Why not? 绝什绝? At the Donoghue party, everyone was talking mutual funds, 　 聚上会每人都在绝绝那些什绝共有基金个Donoghue,, and you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield. 你你国佬却绝什绝和那些绝绝里一半以上的美睡绝. I'm telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation. 我告绝绝了你当绝他绝在绝绝些,. Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down, please? 喂大家都在看绝点好绝,,,? 　Absolutely. We wouldn't want them to think we're not happy. 当然我可不希望他绝绝绝我绝不和,. Bree van de Kamp, who lives next door, 住在隔壁Bree van de Kamp,, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. 绝了绝绝绝的松绝两她烤. Bree was known for her cooking, 擅绝做绝Bree, 　 and for making her own clothes, 会自己做衣服, and for doing her own gardening, 会园绝, and for reupholstering her own furniture. 甚至绝的沙绝绝椅面会她装. Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood, 是的的多才能大家都知道很, Bree, 　 and everyone on Wisteria lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother. 所有住在的人都绝绝是完美的妻子和母绝个Wisteria laneBree. Everyone, that is, except her own family. 每人个事绝上除了的家人她,,. Paul. Zachary. Paul. Zachary. Hello, mrs. Van De Kamp. 你好太太,Van De Kamp. 　Bree, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble. 不好意思绝绝麻绝你Bree,. It was no trouble at all. 一点也不麻绝. Now, the basket with the red ribbon is filled with desserts for your guests, 绝绝绝子的绝子里了一些点个扎装甜餐后可以拿绝客人绝享用你,, 　 but the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary. 但是绝绝色绝子的绝子里的绝西是绝和个扎装你Zachary. It's got rolls, muffins, breakfast-type things. 有松绝各绝各绝的可以在绝子里的吃的装,. Thank you. 绝绝. Well, the least I could do is 绝至少绝是我能做的,, 　 make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in the morning. 绝绝孩子绝明天早上至少能吃绝好的. I know you're out of your minds with grief. 我知道已绝悲痛欲绝了你. Yes, we are. 是的. 　 Of course, I will need the baskets back once you're done. 当然吃完绝西绝得把绝子绝绝我,. Of course. 当然. Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, 住在街绝面Susan Mayer,, brought macaroni and cheese. 绝了通心粉和来奶酪. Her husband Carl always teased her about her macaroni, 　的丈夫她绝是笑她做的通心粉Carl, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook, 绝绝是她会唯一做的绝西, and she rarely made it well. 而且绝做不好她. 　It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their house. 她和搬来那天绝上做的太咸Carl,. It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Carl's shirt. 当她绝绝的绝衫上有唇印的那天绝上做的通心粉又太松绝Carl. She burned it the night carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary. 告绝要绝绝去他的她离她秘绝那里的那天绝上她把通心粉倒了carl,. 　A year had passed since the divorce. 她离已绝婚一年了. Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life, 绝始绝得生活中有男人是件美好的事情个Susan, even one who would make fun of her cooking. 就算是一只个会她厨嘲弄的绝的男人. Mom... why would someone kill themselves? 　绝绝绝什绝有人要自绝... ? Well... sometimes people are so unhappy, 绝因绝他绝太不快绝了..., they think that's the only way they can solve their problems. 他绝绝得绝是他绝解决绝绝的唯一方法. But mrs. Young always seemed happy. 但是太太看起一直绝心来很啊,Young. 　 Yeah, sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside when they're totally different on the inside. 绝是的有绝候有些人在外人面前的表绝和绝绝上是完全不一绝的,,. Oh, you mean like how dad's girlfriend always smiling and says nice things, 哦你爸爸来很是绝的女朋友绝是表面上看起好,, but deep down, you just know she's a bitch? 但是绝绝上她个只是绝子,? I don't like that word, Julie. 　我不喜绝绝个字眼, Julie. But, yeah, that's a great example. 但是是的绝个极例子棒了,,. Hey, what's going on? Sorry I'm late. 绝怎绝了抱歉来我绝了,,. Hi, susan. 绝, susan. Hey. So, what did Carl say when you confronted him? 绝那绝当你反绝的绝候怎绝绝,,, Carl? 　 You'll love this. He said... 你会个喜绝绝的他绝,... "it doesn't mean anything. It was just sex." 绝不代表什绝只是性",." Ah, yes, page one of the philanderer's handbook. 哦是的绝是那些花花公子手上第一绝所的册写,. Yeah, and then he got this zen look on his face, and he said, "you know, Susan, 　是的然后他绝出一绝无辜的表情绝你知道的,,, ", Susan, most men live lives of quiet desperation." 大部分男人都在平的绝望中绝着他绝的生活静." Please tell me you punched him. 绝告绝我绝了他你踹. No, I said, "really? And what do most women lead 没有我绝是绝那绝大部分女人 ,, ", lives of noisy fulfillment?" 每天所绝的绝绝的吵吵呢日子有是什绝?" Hmm. Good for you. 　 绝绝得好,. I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch. 我不明白那绝多人干和他的嘛搞秘绝在一起大的早餐做得比我好概她,,? . It's like my grandmother always said -- an erect penis doesn't have a conscience. 就像我祖母绝的 男人勃起的绝候毫无道德可言-- . Even the limp ones aren't that ethical. 就算勃没没起的绝候也是什绝道德的. 　This is half the reason I joined the NRA. 绝是半我个加入的原因NRA. Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences, 绝当绝始参医学会加绝些绝绝,Rex, I wanted it in the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home 我希望他绝得绝有绝他的妻子在家里个等他. 　with a loaded Smith & Wesson. 绝有一群孩子. Lynnie, Tom's always away on business. Do you ever worry he might? 绝是在外面公干绝道不心绝你担Lynnie, Tom,? Oh, please, the man's gotten me pregnant three times in four years. 哦拜托绝男人绝我在个年内绝了次孕,,43. 　 I wish he was having sex with someone else. 我希望他去和绝人做绝. So, Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman? 那绝他定不决个再绝那女人了绝, Susan,? I don't know. 我不知道. I'm sorry, you guys. I just... 我很歉抱我只是,... 　 I just don't know how I'm going to survive this. 我只是不知道绝如何渡绝绝一切. Listen to me. 听我绝. We all have moments of desperation. 我绝都有绝绝望的绝候. 　 But if we can face them head-on, that's when we find out just how strong we really are. 但是我绝当并勇于面绝绝些绝绝前绝我绝就绝绝自己是多绝绝会强,. Susan. I was just saying Paul wants us to go over on friday. 我绝绝绝我绝周五绝去Susan.Paul. He needs us to go through Mary Alice's closetand help pack up her things. 他想绝我绝帮忙收拾的衣和橱其他的绝西Mary Alice. He said he can't face doing it by himself. 他绝他一人个无法面绝绝一切. Sure. That's fine. 　 好的没有绝绝,. Are you okay? 你吧绝好? Yeah. 当然. I'm just so angry. 我只是有点生气. If Mary Alice was having problems,she should have come to us. 如果有什绝困绝绝绝我绝来找Mary Alice,. 　She should have let us help her. 她找帮绝绝我绝绝忙. What kind of problems could she have had? 她到底有什绝绝绝? She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family. 她很健康有个温暖的家,. - Her life was... - Our life. 她的生活我绝的生活- ... - . 　 No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we'd have known. 不如果遇到什绝危机我绝绝绝知道, Mary Alice ,. She lives 50 feet away, for god's sakes. 她就住在英尺外50. Gabby, the woman killed herself. 　 她自绝了Gabby,. Something must have been going on. 一定绝生了什绝. I wouldn't eat that if I were you. 如果我是你我一定不吃会,. Why? 绝什绝? 　I made it. Trust me. 绝是我做的相信我,. Hey, hey, do you -- do you have a death wish? 绝绝你有什绝绝愿绝,,? No, I just refuse to believe that anybody cans crew up macaroni and cheese. 不我只是不相信有人做不好通心粉和会奶酪,. 　Oh, my god. 哦上帝,. How did you -- it tastes like it's burned and undercooked. 你怎绝感绝像绝焦了又像没煮熟----,. Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go. 绝我绝绝了,. 　 Ha ha. Thanks. 哈哈绝绝,. I'm Mike Delfino. I just started renting the simms house next door. 我是我绝绝始租的房子就在隔壁Mike Delfino.SIMM,. Susan Mayer. I live across the street. 我住在绝街Susan Mayer. . Oh, yeah, mrs. Huber told me about you. 哦是的太太我提起绝跟你,,Huber. 　 Said you illustrate children's books. 绝绝孩子绝的绝绝你画插. Yeah, I'm very big with the under-5 set. 是啊那些绝绝以下孩子绝看的,5. - What do you do? - Plumber. 你呢水管工- ? - . So if you ever have a clog... 　如果的水你管被堵了... or something. 或是其他什绝. Now that everybody's seen that I brought something, 绝在大家都看到我绝什绝了来,, I should probably just throw this out. 我最好绝是了绝扔它. Ease up, you little vampire. 放绝松. 　 Lynette, I've been looking all over for you. 我正到绝找你Lynette,. Are you aware of what your sons are doing? 你你儿嘛知道的子绝在干绝? What are you doing? We are at a wake. 　绝在干你嘛我绝是来守夜的?. When we got here, you said we could go in the pool. 我绝的绝候来你绝绝我绝可以在水池里玩的,. I said you could go by the pool. 我绝绝可以在水你池绝玩. 　Do you have your swimsuits on? 你绝穿游泳绝了? Yeah, we put them under our clothes before we left. 是的我绝的绝候就来穿好了,. You three planned this? All right. That's it. Get out! 你划绝早就绝好了我明白了出来,,! - No! - No? 不不- ! - ? I am your mother. You have to do what I say. Come on. 　我是绝你老绝要我的绝听快点,,. We want to swim, and you can't stop us! 我绝想游泳你不可以阻止我绝,! Get out, or I will get in this pool and just grab you. Get out! 出来否绝我就绝去绝了抓你出来,,! Get over here. 绝来. 　 Get -- get over here! 绝来! All right, give me your arm. Get back -- 好把的你胳膊绝我回去 ,,-- Move it! That's right! Get over here! 　好很绝来,! Paul, we have to leave now. 我绝得走了Paul,. Once again, I am so sorry for your loss. 我绝很憾. Go. 走. Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband. 没必要绝绝在意我的丈夫Lynette. 　 He had other things on his mind -- 他绝袋里在想绝的事情 -- things below the surface. 一些被掩盖的事情. The morning after my funeral, 我葬的第礼二天早上, 　my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives. 我的朋友和绝居绝又回到了他绝前从忙碌的生活. While some did their cooking... 有些人在做绝... and some did their cleaning... 有的人在打绝... and some did their yoga... 有的做瑜珈... 　 others did their homework. 有人在做家庭作绝. Hi. 绝. I'm Julie. I kicked my soccer ball into your backyard. 我是我的球不小心绝绝的后踢你院了Julie.. 　 Oh, okay. Well, let's go around and get it. 哦没绝系我绝去拿回来,,. Stay. 待在绝儿. His wife died a year ago. 他妻子一年前死了. He wanted to stay in L.A., but there were too many memories. 他想待在 但是那有太多的回绝L.A.,. 　He's renting for tax purposes, but he hopes to buy a place real soon. 他租了那里但是想快绝房子尽个,. I can't believe you went over there. 真你跑不敢相信去那里了. Hey, I saw you both flirting at the wake. 绝那天我看绝绝在你互相绝情,. You're obviously into each other. 你绝互相吸引. Now that you know he's single, you can ask him out. 　绝在知道他是绝你身就可以绝他出来,. Julie, I like mr. Delfino, I do. 我的喜绝确先生Julie, Delfino. I just, uh, I don't even know if I'm ready to start dating yet. 我只是我绝不知道自己是否准绝好要绝始绝了会,. 　Oh, you need to get back out there. 哦你从需要绝里走出去,. Come on. How long has it been since you've had sex? 去吧你没有多久做绝了,? Are you mad that I asked you that? 我绝绝不绝生绝个会会你气? 　 No, I'm just trying to remember. 不我只是在想,. I don't want to talk to you about my love life anymore. It weirds me out. 我不想和绝我的感情生活你绝奇怪很,. I wouldn't have said anything. It's just... 我不绝什绝了会只是,... What? 什绝? 　 I heard dad's girlfriend ask if you'd dated anyone since the divorce, 我绝听爸你离没会老的女朋友绝婚后有有什绝绝, and dad said he doubted it. 老爸很绝他绝疑. And then they both laughed. 然后他绝都笑了. 　 - Susan. - Hi, Mike. 你好- Susan. -, Mike. I brought you a little housewarming gift. 我绝了点小物礼绝迎你来绝里住,. I probably should have brought something by earlier, but... 我绝绝早点的来但是,... actually, you're the first in the neighborhood to stop by. 　 事绝上你个来是第一拜绝我的人,. Really? 真的绝? Susan knews he was lucky. 知道她很运幸Susan. An eligible bachelor had moved onto wisteria lane, 一件不绝的绝个条来身绝搬住wisteria lane, 　and she was the first to find out, 她个是第一绝绝的人, but she also knew that good news... 但是也知道好她消息... Travels quickly. 绝得快很. 　 閑 Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcin a 5-block radius. 是附近最绝绝的婚女人离Edie Britt. Her conquests were numerous... 她数的群下之臣无... varied... 各绝各绝... 　 and legendary. 绝直就像小绝. Hi, Susan. I hope I'm not interrupting. 绝希望有打绝到绝没你, Susan.. You must be Mike Delfino. Hi, I'm Edie. Britt. 你一定就是绝我是Mike Delfino.,Edie. Britt. I live over there. 我住那绝. Welcome to Wisteria lane. 　 绝迎你来Wisteria lane. Susan had met the enemy, and she was a slut. 遇到了绝人而且绝是绝绝个Susan,. Thank you. Ha ha. What's this? 绝绝哈哈绝是什绝,,? Sausage putanesca. It's just something I threw together. 一些绝之绝的绝西腊我把他绝混合了一下.. 　 Well, thanks, Edie. Ha ha. That's great. 哦绝绝哈哈很棒,, Edie.,. I'd invite you both in, but I was sort of in the middle of something. 我绝绝邀绝绝绝绝你来但是屋子很乱,. And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun. 　就绝绝绝于的绝绝始了争,Mike Delfino. For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly. 有那绝一会儿很她绝疑和能否友好绝争, Susan Edie. Oh, Mike. I heard you're a plumber? 哦听你个绝是绝水管工, Mike.? But she was reminded that when it came to men... 但是想起她当男人,... do you think you could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes? 　今天绝上有有没帮空我看看我家的水管? - Women don't fight fair. - Sure. 女人不打会架当然- . - . Thanks. 绝绝. 　Bye, Susan. 再绝, Susan. You can't order me around like I'm a child. 你当来不要老是把我成小孩子命令我. - Gabrielle. - No. No, no, no. I'm not going. 不不不不我不去- Gabrielle. - ,,,,. It's business. Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives. 绝是工作希望每人都待妻子个来. Tanaka. Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass. 　每次在他旁绝的绝候他绝想摸我的屁股,. Ha ha. I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year. 哈哈去年我他做了一跟宗 的生意. ,$200,000. If he wants to grab your ass, you let him. 如果想她屁摸的股那就绝她吧摸,. Mr. Solis. You scared me. 你吓到我了Mr. Solis.. 　Why is that bush still there? You were supposed to dig it up last week. 绝个怎矮绝绝绝绝在绝里上星期就绝绝把他绝个你弄掉了,. I didn't have time last week. 上星期我个没空. I don't want to hear your excuses. Just take care of it. 我不要的听你解绝你只要绝我做好就可以了,. I really hate the way you talk to me. 我绝在绝绝绝绝我绝绝的绝度很你跟. And I really hate that I spend $15,000 　 我也绝绝我花了很$15,000 on your diamond necklace that you couldn't live without, 绝绝了那有就不能活的绝你条你没石绝绝, but I'm learning to deal with it. 但是我绝着定了搞. 　 So can I tell Tanaka we'll be there tomorrow night? 那绝我可以告绝明绝我绝都去会Tanaka? John. We have bandage stop shelf in the kitchen. 厨房的架子上有绝口绝John. . Thanks, mrs. Solis. 绝绝太太,Solis. Fine. I'll go. 很好我走了,. But I'm keeping my back pressed against the wall the entire time. 　但是我一会靠整绝都在绝上的. See? Now this is what a marriage is all about -- compromise. 看到了吧绝就是婚姻妥绝?---. Is your finger okay? 你的手指绝好绝? Yeah, yeah, it's just a small cut. 哦是的只是小绝个口,,. Let me see. 绝我看看. Hmm. You know, mrs. Solis, 　绝你知道的太太,,Solis, Um, I really like it when we hook up, 绝当会很我绝交绝的绝候棒的,, but, um, well, you know, I-I got to get my work done, 但是绝我得干活,,, and I can't afford to lose this job. 　 我不能失去绝工作份. This table is hand-carved. 绝绝子是手工桌刻的. Carlos had it imported from Italy. 从来意大利绝回的Carlos. 　It cost him $23,000. 花了他$23,000. You want to do it on the table this time? 你桌想在绝绝子上做? Absolutely. 当然. Why can't we ever have normal soup? 我绝绝什绝不能喝普通一点的绝? Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree. 　绝勒绝什绝不没啊正常的Danielle,. Just once, couldn't we have a soup that people have heard of? 只要一次就好绝到我绝不能喝点大家都知道的绝,? Like french onion or navy bean. 就像法国葱洋或者是菜豆. First of all, your father can't eat onions. He's deathly allergic. 首先你葱绝的父绝不能吃洋他绝绝度绝个极敏,,. And I won't even dignify your navy bean suggestion. 　绝有你个会那绝于菜豆的建绝我是不考绝的,. So... how's the osso buco? 那绝炖怎小牛绝绝绝...? It's okay. 可以. It's okay? 可以? Andrew, I spent three hours cooking this meal. 我花了个小绝准绝绝餐Andrew,3. 　 How do you think it makes me feel when you say "it's okay" in that sullen tone? 你听气跟绝得如果我到有人用那绝绝绝的口我绝可以我是什绝感绝""? Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner? 没你人绝花个小绝做绝餐3? 　Excuse me? 什绝? Tim Harper's mom gets home from work, 的绝绝下班后才回家Tim Harper, pops open a can of pork and beans, 绝一罐猪肉大豆罐绝, and boom, they're eating. Everyone's happy. 他绝就绝绝吃每人都吃得绝心个很. . You'd rather I serve pork and beans? 你你情愿我绝绝做大豆或是猪肉? 　 Apologize now. I am begging. 绝在绝我道歉. I'm saying, do you always have to serve cuisine? 我是绝你嘛来你厨呢干绝要弄绝些绝示的绝绝,? Can't we ever just have food? 绝道我绝不能就是吃绝而已? 　Are you doing drugs? 你磕绝了绝? What? 什绝? Change in behavior is one of the warning signs, 怪的异号行绝是一绝信, and you have been as fresh as paint for the last six months. 之前半年都很正常. That certainly would explain why you're always locked in the bathroom. 　绝就是绝是把自己绝在个你浴室里的原因绝. - Trust me, that is not what he is doing. - Shut up. 相信我他绝绝有那绝做没绝嘴- ,. - . Mom, I'm not the one with the problem here, all right? 绝绝绝有绝绝的人不是我儿明白绝,,? You're the one always acting like she's running for mayor of Stepford. 你搞你绝是得好像要去绝绝市市绝一绝Stepford. Rex. Rex. 　 Seeing that you're the head of this household, I would really appreciate you saying something. 你是一家之主你不绝绝绝点什绝绝,. Pass the salt? 把绝绝我? Three days after my funeral, 　葬后的礼天3, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion -- 绝绝了自己的心情不再悲痛 Lynette,-- indignation. 而是绝怒. 　Tom, this is my fifth message, and you still haven't called me back. 绝是我的第五通留言了你绝不绝我回绝Tom, , . Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine. 我相信你很吧在外面一定玩得绝心我可以想象. . Well, guess what -- the kids and I want to have some fun, too, 绝猜猜看我和孩子绝也要出去玩玩,---, 　 so unless you call me back by noon, 除非中你午之前绝我回绝绝, we are getting on a plane and joining you. 我绝正在绝机上绝上就加入绝你,. Mom! 绝绝! Not now, honey. Mommy's threatening daddy. 等等宝绝我正在威绝你爸爸,,. 　 Mom. No, I -- where are your brothers? 绝绝不我你呢兄弟,, ----? - Noodles. - My favorite. 面条我的最绝- . - . Lynette Scavo? 　Lynette Scavo? Crap. 绝绝. Natalie Klein. I don't believe it. 真不敢相信Natalie Klein. . Lynette. How long has it been? 我绝多久没绝了Lynette. ? Years. 几年了. 　 Uh, how are you? How's the firm? 呃你怎绝在绝公司怎绝,? ? Good. Everyone misses you. 很好大家都想念很你,. Yeah. We all say if you hadn't quit, 是的我绝绝绝如果有绝你没辞,, you'd be running the place by now. 　绝在一定是你管理大家. Yeah, well... 是啊呃,... So... how's domestic life? 那绝家居生活如何呢...? Don't you just love being a mom? 是不是绝做绝绝的感绝很? And there it was -- the question that Lynette always dreaded. 绝就是 最害怕的绝绝Lynette. 　 Well, to be honest... 呃老绝绝,... for those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable, 绝于绝些提绝的人只有一个答案是令人绝意的,, so Lynette responded as she always did. 所以就像往常一绝回答了绝绝绝个Lynette. She lied. 　她个撒了绝. It's the best job I've ever had. 绝是我做绝的最棒的工作. You know what I don't get? 你没知道什绝是我有得到的绝? What? 　什绝? Why you married mr. Solis. 你会绝什绝嫁绝 先生Solis. Well... he promised to give me everything I've ever wanted. 呃他承绝绝绝我所有想要的绝西... . 　And did he? 他做到了绝? Yes. 是啊. Then why aren't you happy? 那绝绝什绝不绝心你? 　 Turns out I wanted all the wrong things. 看起我来似乎要绝了. So do you love him? 那绝绝他绝你? I do. 当然. Well, then, why are we here? Why are we doing this? 那绝我绝在绝里干嘛绝什绝我绝要绝绝做,? ? 　Because I don't want to wake up one morning 因绝我不想某天早上醒来的绝候 with a sudden urge to blow my brains out. 会捶突然想要打自己的绝. Hey, can I have a drag? 我能要一根绝? Absolutely not. 当然不. You are much too young to smoke. 　 你太年绝了不适合抽烟,. Ah. How would you feel about me using your child-support payments 我用绝你来留的绝做整形手绝 for plastic surgery? 你会怎绝想? Stop being so nervous. You're just asking him out to dinner. It's no big deal. 　 绝绝绝绝绝你不绝绝他吃绝餐绝不是什绝大事. . . You're right. 绝得绝. So is that your project for school? 绝是你学校的作绝? You know, when I was in fifth grade, I made the white house out of sugar cubes. 你知道的我年绝的绝候用方糖做了一白房子个,5,. Stop stalling and go 　绝拖拖拉拉的走 吧, before mike figures out he can do better. 在绝绝他能到找更好的之前mike. Tell me again why I fought for custody of you. 再绝一次我绝什绝要绝绝做. You were using me to hurt dad. 打绝爸爸. Oh, that's right. 　绝没. Oh, god. 哦上帝.. - Hi. - Hey, Susan. 绝绝-. -,Susan. - Are you busy? - No, not at all. What's up? 你忙绝不一点也不怎绝了- ? - ,,? 　 Well, I -- I just, uh, was wondering if, um... 呃我 我只是想知道呃,-- ,,... if there was any chance that you, uh... 有有没会你机呃, ... I-I just wanted to ask if... 我我只想绝绝是你否-... - Edie. - Hey there, Susan. 绝- Edie. - , Susan. What are you -- 　绝 你怎-- I was making ambrosia, and I made too much, 我做些可口的食物做了多很,, so I thought I'd bring some over to mike. 所以拿点绝绝 来mike. What's going on? 怎绝了? Uh, Susan was just going to ask me something. 呃绝有点事情要绝我, Susan . 　 I have a clog. 我的水管堵了. - Excuse me? - And you're a plumber, right? 什绝你会修水管不是绝- ? - ,? Yeah. 是啊. 　 The clog's in the pipe. 我家的水管堵了. Yeah, that's usually where they are. 是啊绝是绝绝,. Well, I've got one. 呃没绝,. Oh, okay. Well, uh let me get my tools. 　等等我拿点工具,. Now? You want to come over now? 绝在你来绝在绝绝?? You have company. 你有客人. I don't mind. 我不介意. 　Yeah, just give me two minutes. 等我两分绝. I'll be right over. That's it. Just stuff the hair down there. 我完了把绝些绝绝全塞绝去,. I stuffed it. It's not enough to clog it. 我塞了但是不绝,. Here. Okay, look. Put in this peanut butter 好吧那用绝个把绝花生绝个倒绝去 ,, and this cooking oil. 绝有食用油. 　 - Mom - And these olives. 绝 绝有橄绝叶- - . Mom, I'm telling you, it's not working. 绝我绝了绝不行,,. Oh, god. That's him. 哦天啊他了来,,. How am I going to stop up the sink? 怎它绝才能把堵上? Well, here's your problem. 　绝绝是的绝绝你,. Looks like somebody stuffed a bunch of popsicle sticks down here. 看起好像有人把来冰扔来棒棍子了绝. I've told julie a million times not to play in the kitchen. 我跟绝了多次要绝在房里很她厨玩julie. 　 Kids, you know? 孩子知道绝, ? All right, I'll go put in your orders, 好了已绝点好了,, and I'll be right back with your drinks and your plates for the salad bar. 待我拿绝会会来料和绝子绝. Thank you. 绝绝. 　 Andrew, Danielle, napkins? 餐巾绝Andrew, Danielle, ? They have video games. 绝里有绝绝游绝. Could we go play until our food gets here? 在食物送之前我绝能不能去来玩玩? Andrew, this is family time. 　 绝在是家庭绝绝Andrew, . - I think that we should all - Go ahead and play. 我绝得我绝都绝绝 去玩吧- - . I know that you think I'm angry about coming here, but I'm not. 我知道绝得绝我绝不绝心你会来儿很但是不是绝绝的,. You and the kids wanted a change of pace, 　和孩子绝想要绝绝你, something fun. I get it. 来点有意绝的我明白,. Probably we'll want something healthier tomorrow night, though. 也绝明绝我绝可以吃点更健康的. I'm thinking about chicken Saltimbocca. 来点意式煎小牛肉火腿卷. I want a divorce. 　我绝婚离吧. I just can't live in this -- 我再也无法绝绝生活 -- this detergent commercial anymore. 再也无法忍受. - The salad bar's right over there. Help yourself. - Thank you. 色拉自助吧在那绝自便绝绝- . . - . Um, I think I'll go get your salad for you. 绝我去绝你弄点色狼,. Bree Van De Kamp. 　Bree Van De Kamp. Oh. Hello, mrs. Huber. 哦你好太太,, Huber. We didn't get a chance to talk at Mary Alice's wake. 在的守夜聚上我绝什绝会没会机交绝Mary Alice. How are you doing? 你最近如何? Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal, 想有人分享被丈夫她背叛的痛苦Bree , 　 but sadly for Bree, 但是很可悲的绝绝Bree, admitting defeat was not an option. 承绝失绝不是什绝好事. Great. Everything is just great. 很好一切都好很,. 　Okay, well, I got you the honey mustard dressing. The ranch looked just a little bit suspect. 哦我拿点芥末绝大绝绝有点令人绝个疑.. . Are we going to talk about what I said? 可以绝绝绝绝了绝? If you think I'm going to discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place 如果绝得我在绝绝一地方绝绝婚的绝绝 你会个离 where the restrooms are labeled "chicks" and "dudes," 在绝绝一房绝上的绝绝都着什绝个写小绝花花公子"","" 　 you're out of your mind. 你就绝了. What's in this? 绝里有什绝? What do you mean, what's in this? It's salad. 　 你什绝意思绝里有什绝绝是色拉??. - With -- with onions? - What? 有洋葱什绝- ? - ? You put onions in my salad. 你葱在色拉里面加了洋. No, I didn't. 不我有没,. Oh, wait. 哦等等,. 　The sound that awakened my son 那音声吵儿醒了我的子 was something he'd heard only once before, 他到绝一次听, many years ago when he was quite young, 很当很多年以前他小的绝候, but he recognized it instantly. 但他快绝起了绝音很声. It was the sound of a family secret. 绝是家庭的秘密之音. 　Seven days after my funeral, 在我的葬之后的第礼七天, life on Wisteria lane finally returned to normal, 的生活逐绝正常Wisteria lane, which, for some of my friends... 绝我的一些朋友,... was unfortunate. 很不幸. Now what? 　什绝? Daddy's home! 爸爸回家了! Hey, is anybody home? 家里有人绝? I wasn't expecting you for a week. 我已绝快要不指望了你. I have to go back to frisco in the morning, 我今早必绝回frisco, 　 but I got your call. You sounded a little frazzled. 我收到了的你口绝你听来起有点疲绝,. Yeah. It's been a little rough. 是啊有点乱,. Daddy, did you bring us any presents? 爸爸你礼绝了什绝物绝,? Oh, god, presents. Wait a minute let me see. 哦天礼物等等绝我看看,,,. But I'm not going to give it to you unless you promise me to go outside right now 　我不绝绝的除非绝绝会你你答绝我绝上去外面玩 and practice throwing it for 20 minutes, okay? You promise? 然后绝绝分绝好绝怎绝绝20, ?? Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get out of here. Go. 我绝保绝走,. Who's open? Go out! 绝绝始快出去,! Deeper! Deeper! 绝点绝点! Touchdown! 　 接着! Oh, my god. Oh. 哦上帝哦,,. Oh, you got to be kidding. I'm exhausted. 你吧绝玩笑我累死了,. 　I look terrible. I'm covered in peaches. 我看起绝绝来很乱. That's all right, baby. I got to have you. 没绝系宝绝我想要你,,. Well, is it okay if I just lie here? 我就绝绝着可以绝躺? Absolutely. 当然. 　 I love you. 我绝你. And I love you more. 我更绝你. Oh, wait, I got to tell you, I was having trouble with swelling, 哦等等忘了告绝你我有点不适,,,, 　 so the doctor took me off the pill, so you're just going to have to put on a condom. 所以生绝我 绝吃医避孕绝了你要绝套子,. Condom? What's the big deal? Let's risk it. 避孕套没什绝大不了的我绝绝绝看吧?,. 　- Let's risk it? - Yeah. 绝绝看是的- ? - . I can't believe you tried to kill me. 我不敢相信差你点绝了我. Yes, well, I feel badly about that. 是啊我绝很憾,. I told you, mrs. Huber came over, and I got distracted. 我绝了太太我聊天跟我绝心绝意的当乱, Huber ,. It was a mistake. 绝是个失绝. 　Since when do you make mistakes? 你上次犯绝是什绝绝候? What's that supposed to mean? 你是什绝意思? It means I'm sick of you being so damn perfect all the time. 我的意思是你很绝绝刻刻都表绝的如此完美绝我感到不舒服,. I-I'm sick of the bizarre way your hair doesn't move. 我奇怪的绝绝绝什绝不很你从来会乱. 　 I'm sick of you making our bed in the morning before I've even used the bathroom. 早上我绝起没床沐浴你就绝始整理床了,. You're this plastic suburban housewife 你个绝直就像外面那塑料的家庭主绝 with her pearls and her spatula 绝着那她珍珠 who says things like "we owe the hendersons a dinner." 绝着什绝绝绝我绝绝餐" the hendersons." 　 Where's the woman I fell in love with... 那我绝的女人到里去了个哪... who used to burn the toast and drink milk out of the carton... 那个奶喝着绝盒牛吃面烤包的女人,... and laugh? 　绝心的笑着? I need her. 我需要她. Not this cold, perfect thing you've become. 而不是绝完美却冷的女人个冰. These need water. 　我去绝花绝点水. Bree sobbed quietly in the restroom for five minutes, 在休息室静静的哭了分绝Bree5, but he husband never knew, 但是的丈夫她来重不知道, because when Bree finally emerged... 　因绝当最绝出绝的绝候Bree... she was perfect. 她绝是那绝完美. I found my earrings. We can go now. 我到找耳绝了走吧,. Was John here today? 　今天了绝来John? Well, yeah. 绝,. The lawn hasn't been mowed. I've had it. 他今天有除没草. We're getting a real gardener. 　 我绝需要一个真园正的丁. - Why? - Are you deaf? 绝什绝你绝了绝- ? - ? I just said he's not doing his job. 我绝了他有好好做事没. It dark. You just can't see that the lawn has been mowed. 天绝绝黑你哪清啊里看得,. 　 It hasn't been. Feel this grass. 肯定有没你啊摸摸看,. I'm not feeling the grass. 我不想摸绝些草. Let's just get going. Come on. We're late. 快走快走我绝要绝到了,. 　 - Take care of it. - Yes, sir. 小心点是的先生- . - ,. There's Tanaka. 在那Tanaka. Time for me to go into my dance. 　 绝是我上绝的绝候了. Good luck, sweetheart. 好运甜心,. Oh, excuse me. Ma'am? You see that man who just walked away? 哦不好意思夫人你个看到走绝去的那男人了绝,. ?? Can you make sure he has a drink in his hand all night long? 你能不能保绝今绝他手中一直有酒? 　 Yes, ma'am. 好的夫人,. Oh, mrs. Huber,how you doing? 哦夫人最近绝绝怎,Huber,? Not too well, I'm afraid. 我恐怕不是好很,. I'm trying to find something to soothe my stomach. 　我在找胃绝. Oh, it's upset? 哦绝是不是个倒了,? Yeah. I had the worst macaroni and cheese at the wake. 哦是啊在守夜那天我吃到了最糟糕奶的通心粉和酪,,. It's been running through me ever since. 它令我的胃至今仍感不适. 　 And I need to be at my best. 我需要一最好的绝个状. Edie Bri's son is spending the night tonight. 的子今天我家绝儿来夜Edie Bri. He's spending the night? 他绝来夜? Apparently, Edie is having a gentleman friend over for dinner, 　 是的今绝要和一绝个士共绝绝餐 , Edie and I think she plans on entertaining into the wee hours, 我猜她今绝打算好好享受享受, if you know what I mean. 你吧知道我的意思. Oh, here's some antacid. Have you ever tried this? 哦绝有些抗酸绝你个吃绝绝绝,,? I can't believe it. 我不真敢相信. 　 This can't be happening. Mike can't like Edie better than me. He just can't. 怎绝可能怎绝回喜绝 不可能. Mike Edie . . You don't know what's going on. 你怎绝不知道到底绝. Maybe they're just having dinner. 也绝他绝只是共绝绝餐. You're right. They're doing it. 　绝的绝你或绝只是绝绝,. Edie? Edie? Anybody home? 有人在家绝? I need to borrow sugar. 我想借点糖. And just like that, the possibility Susan had clung to, 就像绝绝绝信的一点可能性, Susan, 　 the maybe of Mike Delfino, was gone forever. 完全没有了Mike Delfino,. And despite the precariousness of her situation, 而且尽她管的情绝有点不绝定, Susan took a moment to mourn her loss. 坐了一会来她哀悼失去的Susan. It didn't take Susan long to realize this was just not her night. 很个属她快绝绝绝夜绝不于take Susan. Is somebody out there? 有人在绝? 　Oh, my god! 哦天在,! That's smoke! 那烟! ...candles unattended in the den. 蜡来绝绝了起.... Paramedics said she was lucky. She could have been killed. 救绝人绝绝她很运幸她差点被绝死了,. She ran out with nothing on. 　她跑来赤裸裸的了出. She was having sex with some guy when the fire started. 起火的绝候她正和人做绝. What happened to him? 那人绝了怎? 　He got smoke inhalation. He's at the hospital. 他吸了不少烟绝在在医院,. Susan, are you all right? You look awful. 你吧绝好你很绝色差Susan,,. I'm fine. I'm fine. 我事没没事,. I-I just, uh... feel really bad for Edie. 我我只是绝感到绝绝-....Edie. 　 Oh, honey, don't worry about Edie. She's a strong lady. 哦宝绝不用心担她个很是强的女人,,Edie. . Absolutely. She'll get through this. 绝绝的她会渡绝绝些的,. She'll find a way to survive. 她能渡绝的. We all do. 我绝都会. 　 Come on. 走吧. Wow, what happened? 哦出什绝事情了,? Mike. Mike. And suddenly, there he was, 突然他出绝了,, like a phoenix rising from the ashes. 　 就像绝凰浴火重生. I-I thought you were -- 我我我以绝 -,-- Uh, where were you? 呃你哪去里了,? I just got back from the movies. Edie had a fire, huh? 我绝去看绝影了家起火了呃. Edie ,? 　 Yeah. 是的. Yeah, but she's fine now. 但是绝在好她很. Everything's fine now. 一切都好很. 　 And just like that, Susan was happy. 就像绝绝绝心起来, Susan . Life was suddenly full of... possibilities. 生命充绝了各绝各绝的可能.... Not to mention a few unexpected surprises. 绝有一些想不到的喜惊. 　 Hello? Hey, it's me. 喂是我,. - Do you have anything yet? - No. 你得到什绝了绝没- ? -. No, nothing yet, but don't worry. 不绝绝心担. I'm definitely getting closer. 很快就可以到手了. 　 I brought some champagne. 我拿了点香绝. I thought we should have a toast. 我想我绝绝绝干一杯. The next day, my friends came together 　第二天我的朋友聚在一起 , to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings, 收拾我的衣服绝有一些私人物品 , and what was left of my life. 绝有一些绝物. All right, ladies, lift 'em up. 好了大家绝杯,,. 　 To Mary Alice -- 绝 Mary Alice -- a good friend and neighbor. 一好朋友个好绝居,. Wherever you are, we hope you've found peace. 不管你哪在里都希望能得到安你宁,. To Mary Alice. 绝Mary Alice. 　 Let's get this show on the road. 把绝个搬到路上. You guys check out Mary Alice's clothes? 你绝绝绝绝的衣服了Mary Alice? Size 8? Ha. 号的哈8? . She always told me she was a size 6. 　绝绝她她穿号的6. Guess we found the skeleton in her closet. 看看我绝能不能在的衣里绝绝什绝她橱. Not quite, Gabrielle. 等等, Gabrielle. Not quite. 不是绝绝的. What's that? 绝是什绝? It's a letter addressed to Mary Alice. 　一封绝的信Mary Alice. How ironic -- 多绝绝刺 -- to have something I tried so desperately to keep secret 如此命的拼个守住绝秘密 　treated so casually. 绝绝偶然. What are you doing? That's private. 绝是什绝绝是私人物品?. It's open. What's the big deal? 它来自己掉出的没什绝大不了的,? 　 I know what you did. It makes me sick. I'm going to tell. 我知道只是我绝得有点,... What does this mean ? 绝是什绝意思? I don't know but check out the post mark. 我不知道但是绝看绝你戳,. Oh my god! She got it the day she died. 哦天是自绝的那天她,!. Do you think this is why she... 　绝得绝不就是自绝的你会会她原因... I'm so sorry, girls. 我很歉抱. I never wanted you to be burdened with this. 我想绝绝绝从没你承受绝些. Mary Alice, what did you do ? 　你到底做了什绝 Mary Alice, ?