老友记第一季第一集台词1

老友记第一季第一集台词1 101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate 101 试播 101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! 没什么好说的～他不过是我的同事～ Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! 少来了，你和那个人一起出去～拜托， 和你交往的男人一定有问题～ Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? 打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背,既驼背又带假发, Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? 慢着，他吃粉笔吗, , (They all stare, bemused.) adj.困惑的;茫然的网络发呆的;困惑不解的;被逗乐了 , Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! 我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。 Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. 各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱。 Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. 听起来好像是说我的约会。 [Time Lapse] Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. 记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突 然发现自己全身赤裸。 All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 我做过那样的梦。 Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. 我低头一看，看见有一支电话„„在那儿。 Joey: Instead of...? 而不是„„, Chandler: That's right. 没错。 Joey: Never had that dream. 我没做过那样的梦,没有。 Phoebe: No. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. 那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办， 每个人都开始望着我。 Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?! 他们以前不看你吗,～ Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! 终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来， 我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给 我～ [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。 Monica: Are you okay, sweetie? 你还好吧, Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... 我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖上„„ Chandler: Cookie? 饼干, Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. 卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。 Joey: Ohh. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. 嗨。