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英语打油诗 英语打油诗 A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba. The a-lines should have five feet， while the b-lines have only three feet. It is normally， but not always light or humorous.[由 Www.DuanMeiWen.Com整理] A Day Challenge You take up the challenge to write，女生签名 then stay up all day and all night. To think of a verse can be a real curse.悲伤签名 You want all the words to be right. Don?t worry if your words sound daft. Remember it?s only a draft and then if you?re wise next month you?ll revi Interesting Poems Roses are red， Violets are blue. Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don?t feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but laughing at you. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* LIMERICK A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba. The a-lines should have five feet， while the b-lines have only three feet. It is normally， but not always light or humorous. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A Day Challenge You take up the challenge to write， then stay up all day and all night. To think of a verse can be a real curse. You want all the words to be right. Don?t worry if your words sound daft. Remember it?s only a draft and then if you?re wise next month you?ll revise and wonder if others have laughed. You might have enough for a book. If you haven?t， don?t cry or sook. Sit down and write more than you did before. When it?s published I?ll have a look. I wish you success with your dreams. It?s easy if we work in teams so all in due course lets give it more sauce. It isn?t as tough as it seems. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Kitchen Capers There’s capers afoot in the kitchen. The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’， It drank two pints of ale， Then lapped up a cocktail， Danced a jig then said， “It’s bewitchin’.” *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why? Two towers crashed down from the sky Causing innocent people to die Terror and war What is it for? I never will understand why *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Monique There once was a girl called Monique She had such a perfect physique Her bust is so round But mine can?t be found Beside her I feel quite a freak *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A Limerick for Paul A middle aged man called Paul Said „No? when his angel did call Please go away I want to stay I?m living and having a ball I know that I?ll meet you one day But for now just please go away I?m writing a book If you want you can look Just go and let me have my say I?m good you can check with my wife But sometimews I find I?m in strife Don?t pinch my car Or you won?t get far And I?ll make you pay with your life I don?t want to meet the Grim Reaper But he seems to think he?s my keeper Now?s not my time I?m busy with rhyme He?ll just have to dig that grave deeper *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Christine There once was a girl called Christine She smoked far too much nicotine She coughed and she spluttered The Doc came and muttered She has to go in quarantine *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Bertie and Gertie A couple called Bertie and Gertie Said life will begin when you?re thirty You lose inhibition Try any position Enjoy getting flirty and dirty *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ask Don?t read your teenagers diary Life at home could bee fiery It?s an easier task More respectful to ask Just make a discreet enquiry The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn?t it rain on you? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air，it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart i got Heart Attack *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* God saw me hungry， he created pizza . He saw me thirsty， he created Pepsi He saw me in dark， he created light He saw me without problems， he created YOU. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and you?re still in darkness，please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!