功夫熊猫之盖世传奇第一季20集英文字幕

功夫熊猫之盖世传奇第一季20集英文字幕 功夫熊猫之盖世传奇 第 1 季第 20 集 我最喜欢的尧老师。 Kong Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness Season 01 Episode 20. My Favorite YaoOh there he is. The Master. Hes coming OhMaster ShifuAhMaster Shifu You okay up there You seem a little.....giddy.Po thats ridiculous. I am not giddy. How could I beEveryone Master Yao is about to arrive. And this place is nowhere near perfect. Crane why isthere is a foot print on this stepThats your footprint.Stop making excuses. The keeper of the secrets of kung-fu cannot enter on dirty stairs. Clean it.How come this door is squeakingWhy isnt this plant bloomingMaster Yao is being transported from his meditation tower to a new home and a stop over here isa once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Nothing can go wrong.What could go wrong with a guy who never leaves his boxOh Box. I dont get it.When Master Yao travels he stays in a box the entire time to avoid any distractions.A box. Like a box-box The entire timeYes.Right. Why is that nowMaster Yao has the greatest kung-fu mind this world has ever know. He was the only one to everunlock the mystery of the secret scroll. And he did it at the age of five. At six he invented pruningand became one of the few people that really understood how an abacus worked. But with a greatmind came great sacrifice. He spent a lifetime meditating alone whit no contact to the outsideworld. And he became the keeper of the secrets of kung-fu. In his mind Master Yao holdsunimaginable knowledge and the power of the universe. This is why he is under constant threat ofkidnapping. Some would stop at nothing to get the secrets in his brilliant beautiful brain. This iswhy we must remain vigilant alert composed. Hes hereWhere shall we put the masters boxMy roomUh that is to say the hall of heroes seems an appropriate spot. Ill go with you so I can properlygreet--After such a journey Im sure Master Yao would prefer to rest.Of course. And under no circumstances are any of you to disturb Master Yao or his box.Even-----especially you.Why yes. We do work great together. Master Shifu. I know all the secrets of kung-fu but it wasyou who taught me friendship. And youve taught me something too. Really and what is thatAction figuresYoure playing with action figures That is...awesome Hang on let me get mine.No These are not action figures. Theyre...artifacts. Im simply dusting them off.These is an artifactYes its Master Yao in his transportation box. Its extremely hard to find.Rookie move. Shouldnt have taken it out of the original packaging.This is just the box I play with. I also have a Master Yao in a box in its original box in thecloset...in a box.Boxes.Still dont get it.Panda please.Thats cool.I know how it is to want to let loose break a few rules and play with your action figures.I do not play with--I know I know. I get it. you get to hang with a hero of yours. Thats me here every day. Just keepembracing your inner Po and let it be more on your outer area there.Uh Master Yao I-I brought you some bean cakes in case youre hungry. Sorry for bothering you.Did you say something Because I could open the box. Right. Youre right. Youre sure youre allright Maybe I should open the box. You couldve hit your head in transit and no one would knowand uh--Well let me put this way: If you dont not want me to not open it just say so. Very wellthen. As you wish. Master Yao. Its an honor.Master Shifu.Ooh You know my nameI know everything.Oh Master Yao. This is a dream come true.I cant tell you--What are you doingSo fuzzy Ahh Bean cakesYes. I made them for you.Ive been locked away for so long So many things to see and touch and ooh look at that Justfeel this floor. Ohits incredibleOh well if you like that I have a throw rug in my room that--Look at that armor Ah thats cool Ah thats hot Ouch Oh soft Neat Tasty Oh I love thisPerhaps I shouldnt have disturbed you.Ah look A doorMaster No Master Yao Oh no no no no no Hello Hello is someone thereMaster Yao I uh--sorry. Shifu said I wasnt to disturb you or your box. I am Shifu.Wow that is wild. You sound just like him. Can you yell Panda all angry-likePandaYou sir have a gift.Open the box. Its me.ShifuWhere is he Whered he goWhat happenedI opened the box and he went crazy. Hes gone. I lost Master Yao.You lost Master Yao You messed up.Shifu actually messed upNo I didnt. I--Oh yeah you did. You messed up big timeI did not mess up.Trust me if anyone knows about messing up its me. And what we got here is one doozy of amess-up.I--Youre right. I need help. But wait a minute. You do know a lot about messing up.Kind of a hobby.Po if anyone can help me--I cant believe Im saying this--its you. Po I need your help.Shifu messes up and asks me for help in the same dayPandaAhem Course Ill help you. Shifu and the Dragon warrior together solving crimes. Stopping badguys.Were not solving crimes. Were just looking for Master Yao.And now the student becomes the master.What do we doFirst we panic.Check. Next Get a snack.Hmm. Here.Third tell no one. Try to fix it yourself before anyone find out and calls you an idiot panda.Master ShifuNothing I need you all to guard Master Yaos box which he is in as is expected of him...to beThe keeper of the secrets of kung-fu out there alone and defenseless.Well hes not totally defenseless. Hes a kung-fu master.Of the mind not the body.Bad news Temutai. We tracked Master Yao like you said but now he rests in the jade palace.Ah Now we will never get him Shifu will never be stupid enough to let the master out of hissight. Thats him Ha ha We will capture Master Yao. And all of the secrets of kung-fu will bemineMaster YaoYoull crash The Clap of stillness.Cool I mean impressive.Thats wonderfulMaster Yao--Shifu and the dragon warrior.Temutai and...unnamed thug.Ooh introductions WonderfulGet your hands off this flawless specimen of kung-fu perfection.Let the butt-kicking commenceFine but it is your butt that will be kickedWhered Master Yao goThereOh look at those teeth. And that breath is magnificently awful. I love itYour apples are more delicious than anything Ive tasted in 65 years.Thank you. Mwah Thank you. Thank you. Mwah Thank you. Mwah Mwah Thank you Thankyou Oh thank youThats my wifeOoh hes so angry.No he doesnt...know what hes doing. Master YaoHe could be anywhereThen well draw him out. Rule number eight: Sometimes the chaser has to become the chase-ee.I...have no response to that.Master Yaos about experiencing sights and sounds right Then thats just what were going to givehim. Hit itTwo three.What is that wonderful musicPanda stop this instant. Were wasting time.Wasting time like a fox.Look whos here.Master Yao thank goodness. Now please we must get you back into your box.Oh certainly. Right after you dance. Dance Shifu danceI--Id..... rather not.What a huge disappointment. Im sorry Master Yao. Its just that--Master Yao Master YaoIm going somewhere Master Yao noCome on youre almost there. No just kidding.Oof Ow legs BackThis is so dramatic. I love itOw fingers Looks like its time for Checklist Number Two.Checklist Number TwoYeah for when you try to fix the problem you caused but wind up making it worse. First blamesomeone else. Second--I blame you.Now youre getting the hang of it.NoNo.Master shi--HeyThis is your fault Thanks to you Master Yao is in grave danger.Hey Im not the one who let Yao out of the box. All Ive tried to do is help and youve beenfighting me the whole way. So do you want my help or not...MasterNo Enough of this foolishness. Now we go with the Shifu checklist. Number one: We followthose cart tracks and go get Master Yao. Well break the area into a grid and search every squareinch.Or we can just---Ive had enough of your ideas.Fine but--ehTell me the secrets of kung-fuOoh your horns are so pointy. Can I touch themWhat have I doneOh relax. Yao wont say anything.If I tell you they wont be secrets.Wheres the fun in thatTold ya.Very well. If I cant have the secret then no one will You have till morning to change your mind.Otherwise your head goes bye-bye.NeatJust stay close and...dont do what you normally do. Master Yao with your permission wed liketo rescue you now. Master Yao Master YaoAh fuzzyAny chance we can get this show on the road hereWhats the rush Cant you see theyre having a momentThis wayYour feeble rescue attempt is foiledExciting.Im so sorry about this master. This is the worst day of my life.Did you know the hibiscus flower only lasts for the one day But that day is an amazinglybeautiful day. Thanks to you today was that day for me. Today I really lived. And now you mightreally die.Now are you ready to talkOf course. Lets talk about these shackles. Theyre exquisite.I want the secrets of kung-fuAnd I want your outfit.Fine. Then. You can take the secrets with you...to the grave Summon the executionerPanda we have to do something.Oh youre asking me for advice. I-Im sorry Po. I shouldnt have yelled at you before.Oh its okay. I guess I wasnt much help. I was just trying to get you to you know loosen up.Oh this is sweet.Any last requests Perhaps some tearful sniveling or pointless pleas for your livesYes I have a last request.Id like to dance.I...did not see that coming.You arent the only one.Please I owe it to Master Yao and myself.So instead of getting the secrets of kung-fu I get to watch you humiliate yourself before youruntimely demiseSomething like that.Im in. Make sure his wrists stay bound.Ha Now were getting to the good part.Shifu Kind of a funny time to let loose but yeah Are...you sure about thisYes. All I need from you is some music. MusicI think thats enough.Wait Im just starting to loosen up.Oh I see what you did. Hes freeThat was so dangerous. Love itBe right back. Time for the big finish. Pretty sweet idea.Just channeling my inner Po.Congratulations.Youve ruined dance for me forever.Now...Summon the reinforcementsI dont suppose you have something on your checklist for this.Blame Crane.Well well. Youre quit the dancer fuzzy. Dont you feel better nowYes Master. I do.Master how--I did the Eight-armed Yangtze Spleen Punch with my mind.Whoa cool But uh...Couldnt you have done that you know beforeAnd miss out all that funSo...I guess this is good-bye.Thank you both for such an exhilarating day. Oh and fuzzy remember the hibiscus. Live each dayas if it were your only one to live.I will Master. I promise.Good. Im very proud of you. Back to meditating. I love itWhat It was touching. I think it would be best if we kept this entire incident quiet.Sure as long as you let me play with your Yao action figure in authentic traveling box.I have no idea what youre talking about.