每天十笑话 开心每一天!

每天十笑话 开心每一天! Zheng Yuanjie: I went to an entrepreneur's business. In the bathroom, friends look at the urine stains on the urinal floor, saying that these people always urinate outside, and it is useless to post a reminder. I think there are ten words in the prompt: a small step forward and a civilized stride. I said, I give you the broad and profound Chinese, minus two words, I will no one outside of urine. Sure enough, after his male employees go to the toilet, no one outside the urine. The eight words are: urine to the outside, that you short. 7 Zambia 2011-1-21 22:17 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 2 floor To 19 points in the toss, finally will eat into the belly, and the little guy went for a time to go to the square, has been filled with the crowd, the square is on the "Rabbit Dance", "a group of people age is under 1 years old, is not capped", in dancing the dance, the key here, I saw a green old man, slipped into the crowd, because I pick up a bottle of mineral water, the old man also played the rabbit dance dance, so 10000 Red a little green, I kuanghan!!!!! 2011-1-21 22:18 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 3 floor A statistical teacher in a specialist is more intelligent than a fairy. The first day of the class ---- The teacher announced: my class, you can very easily, you can eat breakfast, but to eat nutritious, basically except steak, I do not want to see people don't eat food; to sleep can also, but must cover the quilt...... Classmates laugh. The teacher continued: "the only thing I care about is that the phone must be off, because I definitely don't allow anyone to disturb the sleeping classmates.". The class laughed again. By the end of the final examination, everyone was busy answering, and finally the bell rang...... The teacher began to roll, one of the students looked scared to you in the papers stuffed 1000 yuan, plus a note saying "10 yuan 1". The students are more proud of the teacher than the gesture "OK", and the teacher is also "OK" to the students". The next class the teacher finally exam, the students thought the exam is 100 points, did not expect (but not to see the results, if you are the teacher how would you do?) The teacher gave him a "59" test paper and wrote "410 yuan" note. 2011-1-21 22:18 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 4 floor Someone raises a pig, bored, abandoned, but pigs know the return of the road, the number of abandoned reactive. One day, the driver turned many bends, abandoned the pig, and called his family late at night, and asked, "does the pig return?"" Answer: "have to!" Its roar: "let it answer the phone, I lost my way."! 2011-1-21 22:19 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 5 floor Wang through a villa, a used condom from the two floor window to fly out, just out in Wang's face. Wang was very angry and went to the villa door forced the knock on the door, an old gentleman. Xiao Wang: who is in your two floor room?" - Old man: "my daughter and my future son-in-law are on the two floor."." "Condom to show Mr. Wang said:" in this way, I just want to tell you, you are the grandson of the future fell from the window, I come to save him, and now back to you." 2011-1-21 22:19 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 6 floor There is a mental hospital doctor asked the patient if I cut off your ear, what would you do? The patient replied, "I can't hear that.". The doctor listened: Uh huh. Quite normal. The doctor asked: what if I bring you another ear also cut off, what would you do? The patient replied, "I can't see it.". The doctor began to get nervous: "why can't you see?" The patient replied, "because the glasses will fall.". 2011-1-21 22:20 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 7 floor Idiot son-in-law Three son-in-law to Taishan Ye Shou, everybody should make a poem to show reverence. Big son saw the pear tree in the yard is Yan had bee, suddenly blustery, bees suddenly fly and poem: "Not the least trace was found., pear blossom is very good-looking, with tens of thousands of bees, a gust of wind." Two see father-in-law made son-in-law with wheat straw grain bin is round and big, even said: "father's hoard child made a very good-looking, with tens of thousands of mouse a cat, break up." Look at the three son-in-law run the mother-in-law, a poem said: "mother-in-law looks very nice, with tens of thousands of clients, the old father a stick." 2011-1-21 22:22 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 8 floor No panties A nation does not wear underpants, and the king encourages everyone to wear it clean and warm. A farmer from the unaccustomed stool, not * * * Bi solution look back on what had not thought was clean, and then sat down, ass warm, thought really warm. 2011-1-21 22:22 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 9 floor A stubborn professor could not understand young people nowadays love, in the women's high school speech: "recent reports, the United States has 90% adult women is not a virgin, the president of this fact was unbelievable, so send the letter to the other 10% virgin female population. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what is written in the president's letter? Everyone shook his head and said, "I don't know.". "Really, you don't know! The professor said, "well, you haven't received any letters yet.". 2011-1-21 22:25 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 10 floor Empty sutras, and bones by seduce Chenggan due to the monk did not succeed, so the way my space while begging on the occasion, the night came to the bones of goats, because there is no light in the night of two after Sun Wukong, as changeable as clouds and rain, said: "TMD, the demon is the demon, so hard". "You said the bones strong, my pants are still not off"!! 2011-1-21 22:27 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 11 floor Today's finished, please support! 2011-1-21 22:28 reply Frost rose leiningswd The 12 floor I have to come to the top. Posted via mobile phone bar, mobile phone access m.tieba.com2011-1-21 22:44 reply Small Xunyu celebrities 222 fans The 13 floor 2011-1-21 23:03 reply Tangled popcorn 268 fans The 14 floor Hey, one! 2011-1-21 23:07 reply Maybe just miss 22 fans The 15 Floor * * 2011-1-21 23:15 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 16 floor Today, I had a stomach ache and stayed in the bathroom for a long time. My father suspected that I was flying in there. My sister passed by and said to my dad, "be assured, if it's a plane, he won't be that long."... 2011-1-22 21:48 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 17 floor At that time, I read the second grade. On the first day, my mother asked me to go to her bedroom and get something for her. I pushed open the door to see the bedroom to put VCD on the table three or four /A (crab) the envelope, then just learn SY, so to cover up SY, about three or four minutes later, my dad suddenly shouted: "what are you doing! "I looked back. It was a tragedy. My father had been resting in the bedroom 2011-1-22 21:48 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 18 floor About 90 years, when I was ten years old, I am really pure, at that time in the countryside, summer dinner and village basically spend time in the small riverside chat together, my house is near the river, at night, my mother has the habit of going to bed early, so when she was lying in bed, watching TV, let I called my father to go home, I was lying on the balcony shouted, dad go home go to bed, my mother has been lying in bed...... When people enjoy a roar with laughter. I didn't know it at that time. What did the adult laugh?...... Now I see 2011-1-22 21:49 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 19 floor All right and his girlfriend went to the cinema, there is a hero in the film XXOO small XE fragments, I see, not many people around, we are very focused on the movie, is next to the girlfriend texted (dare not say, afraid to be heard): "dare you in this give me a SY?" Girlfriend, picked up the mobile phone look confused and asked me: "what is SY?" the voice is not big, but because around the relatively quiet, everyone seems to have heard, Yishushu eyes are condensed into us, sweat burst my composure and asked her: "who ah, so boring ask this?" Who knows, his girlfriend directly scolded: "you silly, you just texted me forget!" ,.... 2011-1-22 21:50 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 20 floor When I was reading, I always fell in love with a girl, but I didn't have the courage to confess. When she got back, she was married. Her husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was holding a baby in her breast. I was thinking, finally I saw it. How excited the mood is. His husband sat next to me and chatted with me. I was so depressed. What a perfect thing! He can eat it! I can't do it. I've been trying to touch it. I've got a good excuse. I walked up to her, holding her Mimi with both hands, and then said to her doll, "call uncle, don't shout, don't eat." 2011-1-22 21:50 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 21 floor Remember there is a time to cut BP, and a doctor to study stage. Ask the patient to take off his pants, lie down and start the operation. See the doctor's hand with the needle and tweezers, just the same as usual. I just casually asked, "Hey, are you left-handed?" Before the doctor could answer, he heard the patient shouting, "Wow, doctor, you're too cow B. Just look at the second and you'll see that I'm Zuo Piezi." 2011-1-22 21:51 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 22 floor When I was a child, I made a mistake and was always hit by my good mummy. Then I was asked: "is it wrong?" Pure me, always courageous answer: I am right! It turned out to be a second round explosion... So, silly, I fell into the cycle of cups... Well, the number of times, I understand, once, after Mommy finished, and asked: "wrong?" I replied immediately: "wrong!"! As a result, I never thought of it... Mommy asked again, "what's wrong?" I didn't respond, and the resounding answer was, "I don't know."... 2011-1-22 21:51 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 23 floor I went to the hospital to see my friend yesterday... It is said to have been beaten, concussion, the right hand fracture, and I still have a gas, would like to ask who hit, and find someone to avenge him... As a result, he told me that he was playing with GF when he was playing with SM. I'm curious. Aren't you tying her up? Besides, why does SM still have concussion? Buddy you hardcore?? As a result, a question almost made me laugh... "Grass, I've just tied her up. I'm taking off my clothes and going to the point. Her father pushed the door and came in! Even worse... She's got a stuffed mouth... Her father is a soldier too, smashing his stool without demur!!! 2011-1-22 21:51 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 24 floor Bedroom, a buddy called home today, only to find that with more than a month's washbasin, it was sister washing PP used... 2011-1-22 21:52 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 25 floor The millionaire openned lengthen of luxury "Lincoln" car through a village, saw two mendicant is pulling up the weeds to eat, the millionaire immediately stopped. "Why do you eat grass?" " "We really have no money..." replied a beggar. "Really, get on the bus and go to my house.". " "I have a wife and two children in my family..." muttered a beggar. "Call them 1," said the rich man, pointing to another beggar. "And you, call your family, too.". " "My family has so many people. Besides my wife, I have five children.". "Said another beggar. "Never mind. Call them. Go!" In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended one. On the way, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "boss, you are so kind that you can come home even the poor people like us."" "Nothing," replied the millionaire. "I've just come back from abroad.", The house hasn't been taken care of, the yard may have one meter high, you can eat enough