80后回忆：那些动画片告诉我们的道理

《精灵》、《形金》、《忍者神》,些蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝80后耳熟能的童年伙伴在蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 今天看来有着旧的切感。小的一位朋友以画片看的多蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 少来衡量童年是否完整,以画片的典程度来衡量童年的幸福蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 指数。你的童年完整不完整,幸福不幸福呢,不完整不幸福的就好好的用典的画蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 片来弥童年的缺失吧。蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 教材:The smurfs 蓝精灵 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程主:共主了:，Communism works!, 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程大意:精灵村里的居民共享着成果、穿着相似的工装、"蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝心合力筋 斗了格格巫蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝"--蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝不正是克思所"各尽所能,按需分配"的最好体,蓝蓝蓝 蓝程原文:For naysayers who point to the Former Soviet Union as proof that communism is inherently flawed, may we merely direct your attention to Smurf Village, where everyone shares everything, wears similar utilitarian clothing, battles Gargamel and his turn-Smurfs-to-gold get rich quick schemes and obeys the dictates of a bearded, red hat-wearing, benevolent authority figure. Quoth Comrade Papa: "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs." Really, he actually said that. 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程:精灵村里只有一个妹妹却有30个小伙子的男女比例恐怕不甚,那蓝蓝蓝蓝 得多少学校才有个新学生咧,蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 蓝蓝原文:However, the sexual politics of Smurf Village, with its one female for every 30 guys, did go a long way towards preparing us for freshman year of college. 教材:Popeye the Sailor 大力水手 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程主:多吃菠菜有好。，Spinach is good for you., 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程大意:尽管菠菜不如糖果、冰激淋美味,但它富含你体内所需的他命和物, 能你的肌肉像艇上的炮一大爆。之想要打棍得美女,多吃菠菜吧:蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 蓝程原文:Sure, it doesn't taste as good as candy, ice cream or opium, but it's full of essential vitamins and minerals that'll make your muscles explode like battleship cannons. If you want to triumph over the bullying Blutos of the world and win the affections of your own lovely, leggy Olive Oyl, pound a can of spinach at least once a day. Or put it in your corncob pipe and smoke it, like everybody's favorite ornery, mumbling sailorman. Toot toot! 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程:看看美国棒球盟的固醇丑,你就知道大力水 手是怎影响了一代人他不惜一切想要得更蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝健。需要指强 出的是女主角奥利弗也是第一个食症患者。蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 蓝蓝原文:You only need to look at the steroid scandal rocking Major League Baseball to see that Popeye raised a generation that is willing to use performance enhancers. Also, it should be pointed out that Olive Oyl was the first anorexic sex symbol. 教材:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 希曼 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程主:成同性恋也没系。，It's OK to be gay., 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程大意:金剪成气的型、浅黄色的双肌、棕褐色的光 滑身躯,有魔和世无双的力量,此外他不把他的气蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 朋友邀到自己的城堡来蓝……蓝囧 蓝程原文:Look at this guy: golden locks cut in a tasteful bob, buff biceps, tanned, toned, hairless torso, a magic sword and most importantly, fabulous powers. What's more, He-Man invites his handsome friends, the Mastersof the Universe, to come hang out in his castle anytime. Of courseSkeletor and his fugly cohorts are never allowed access to the secrets of He-Man's dark, dry palace. Yes, we had He-Man toys,like Ram-Man, Trap-Jaw and even Castle Grayskull. We also had afavorite pair of tighty whiteys that had He-Man on one cheek and Skeletor on the other, battling over our asshole. But did merely owning and wearing that underwear make us gay?蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程:有希曼卡通里面的玩具周以及服内衣内之 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝的会不会真的男孩子成同性恋呢,是一很的,但一句回答:是的。 蓝蓝原文:As regards the above question, it's a very complex matter, but in a word: yes. ，For more on depictions of homosexuality in '80s cartoons, please see Care Bears., 教材:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 忍者神蓝 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程主:普?奥尼真的很:，蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝April O'Neil is really hot., 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程大意:黄衫,同住在地底下的非人一起吃批吃得 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝,甚至不介意同穿着粉色和服的老耗子一起出。真的,女孩子是怪胎。 蓝程原文:She's got red hair, wears a sexy yellow jumpsuit and gets down with an thropomorphic pizza-fiends. Most girls want nothing to do with dudes that live in the sewers, but not April O'Neil. She doesn't even mind hanging with that old man-rat wearing a pink kimono! This girl is a freak, for real. I've got one word for you dude: cowabunga. Cowabunga that chick in your underground lair all night long. 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程:要是你称呼自己的女朋友"兄弟"或者只吃批不吃的,你女朋友蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝 不生气才怪咧: 蓝蓝原文:Mistakenly thought our girlfriend would be cool with it if we called them dude or ate nothing but pizza. 教材:Transformers 蓝蓝形金 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程主:不小心点的,机器人会把我都的。，If we're not careful, robots will kill us all., 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程大意:老告你吧,要真的有一天机器把人下食物 蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝端的候,我大概都会站在两腔情地舞着博派的 小旗子。一蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝点好不好,被外星汽吃掉很挫。 蓝程原文:This is a humbling lesson for any child to learn, but an easy one to accept, consideringTransformers was one of the coolest cartoons of the '80s. Would the Unabomber have renounced his violent ways if he were to witness the sheer stunning spectacle that is Grimlock? Hard to say, since he didn't have a TV. But we will tell you one thing: when machines replace humans at the top of the food chain, we'll be standing on the sidelines, waving our Autobot flag with fervent pride. Because, let's face it, getting eaten by an alien car would suck.蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝蓝程:就是什我不本田,有睡前必机罩上罩子。