《功夫熊猫1》全部英语对话
---------------1------------PO的梦境开场---------------
legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land
in search of worthy foes
I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist
the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough
talk let’s fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure
awesomeness!
my eyes ...
he’s too awesome
and attractive ...
how can we repay you
there’s no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his bodacity . never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved , even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five , bowed in respect of this great
master
We shall hang out
agreed ~
yeh ...
But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon
mountain , there’s only one thing that it matters , and that’s ..
PO
get up
you ’ll be late for work
what ? ...
---------------2------------PO家里---------------
po , get up
hey po what are you doing up there
ah .. nothing ..
monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~
po ,let’s go , you ’re late for work
coming...
sorry dad
sorry doesn’t make the noodles
and what are you doing up there , all that noise
oh nothing , just had a crazy dream
about what ?
uh ?
what were you dreaming about
what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...
noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?
uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?
thank you~~
...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp
oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don’t know how long I ’ve been
waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po
ahh ..a sign of what?
you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and
then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.
dad dad dad, it was just a dream
no , it was THE dream
We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins
but dad , didn’t you ever , I don’t know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles
actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make
tofu
so why didn’t you
oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...
I know , is here
no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile
(sigh....)
---------------3------------JADE PALACE---------------
Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity ,
monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...
master Shifu!
what?
ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.
---------------4------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------
Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
so , nothing is wrong?
Well, I didn’t say that.
you’re saying...
(oogway ’s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )
you were saying...
I’ve had a vision , tailung will return
that is impossible , he’s in prison
nothing is impossible
zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison
yes ... master shifu
one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
we have to do something, we can’t just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge ..
he’ll..he’ll…
your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you
allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear
the dragon scroll
it is time
but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon
warrior
I don’t know
---------------5------------PO家的面档---------------
excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....
hey...watch it po....
sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway’s choosing the dragon warrior ,
today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll ,
we’ve been waitin’ a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定,谁听出来告诉我) .
this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don’t worry about it , just go
po , where are you going
to the jade palace
but you’re forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you’ll sell noodles to all of
them.
selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
yeh ?
I was kinda thinking maybe I
uh huh
could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…
that’s my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?
yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...
---------------11------------练功房---------------
let’s begin
wait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ?
yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warrior
ohhh , ok , well , I~~I don’t know if I can do all of those .. moves ..
heheheh~~~ well , if we don’t try we will never know , will we ?
ah .. yeh ... it’s just ... maybe we can find something more suited to my~~level ?
and what level is that ?
well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let’s just start at zero , level zero ?
hohoh..no , there’s no such thing as level zero
hey .. maybe I can start with that
that ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it’s hot, but
if you insist
ohhhh , the furious five , you’re so much bigger then your action figures , except for you, mantis, you’re about the same
go ahead , panda , show us what you can do
hmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or something
hit it
ok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i’m still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later
on
just hit it !
alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you’re picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray
feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I am blur , you’ve never seen bear style , you’ve only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snake
would you hit it ~~~~
alright , alright ..
why don’t you try again , a little harder
how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts
this will be easier than I thought
I feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh ohhh.....ah oh....how did I do
there is now a level zero
---------------12------------JADE PALACE外面路上---------------
there’s no words
no denying that
I don’t understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy’s just gonna get himself killed
he is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire
when he walks the very ground shades
one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu
yeh .. or could at least touch his toes
or even see his toes
---------------13------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------
ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up
am now
I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff’s hard work right , are you biceps sore?
um~~I’ve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep now
yeh yeh yeh of course
ok , thanks
it’s just hawwww man, i’m such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn’t stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about that
err ... look, you don’t belong here
ahh .. I know I know , you’re right , I don’t have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed ..
no no no I mean , you don’t belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh ..
oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep
yeh
and I’m keeping you up , we ’ve got big things tomorrow , alright , you’re awesome , last thing I’m gonna say , ok , byebye
whoa...
what was that ?
I didn’t say anything
ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn’t
mean to wake you , just ..
you don’t belong here
ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room
I mean , you don’t belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morning
big fan~~~~
---------------14------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下---------------
I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom
ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach tree
I understand , you eat when you are upset
upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset
so why are you upset ?
ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of
china, in the history of sucking
probably
and the five , man , you should ’ve seen ’em , they totally hate me
totally
how’s shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , I’ve
got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and
go back to making noodles
quit , don’t quit , noodles , don’t noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will
be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why
it is called present ...
----------15------------CHOR GHOM PRISON---------------
ohhh no ~~
what’s happening ?
clear up the stairs, go go
fire prop bow
fire ... fire
tailung is free , I must warn shifu
you are not going nowhere , neither is he
let go of me
bring that up ~~
wait ...
bring it back
he’s going this way
he won’t get far, archers~~
we are dead , so very very dead
hahah ... not yet , we’re not .. now
can we run now ...
yes~~
I’m glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I ’ve been forgotten . fly back there and tell
them , the real dragon warrior is coming home
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I am not scared , yeh , coz I am like fine , you maybe a wolf , you maybe the scarest fiend in hujian province ,but you are a lousy tipper
really ?
so how did you get outta there alive ?
I meant I didn’t ~~I didn’t actually say that , but I thought it ..in.. in my mind .. if he could read my mind he’d have been like ~~what !
what ?
do you like it ?
this is really good
now , come on , you should try my dad’s secret ingredient soup , he actually knows the secret ingredient
what are you talking about , this is amazing
whoa~~ you are a really good cook
I wish my mouth was bigger
tigeres , you’ve got to try this
hmmm, it is said that the dragon can survive for a month at the time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe
I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the dragon warrior yet .heheh~~ I’m gonna need a lot more than dew and the universe juice ... what ?
oh nothing .. master shifu
hahahahahah~~
you will never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 ponds and brush your teeth
hahahah~~~~
what is that noise you are making ? laughter ? I never heard of it ... work hard panda , and maybe someday you will have ears like mine !
hahah~~
that’s good
oh~~~~~~
ears ? it’s not working for ya ? I thought they were pretty good .
it’s shifu
of coz it’s shifu , what do think I am doing ooooo~~~~~master shifu...ah~~~~~
heheheheh~~
do you think this is funny ? tailung has escaped from prison , and you are acting like children !
what ?
he is coming for the dragon scroll , and you are the only one who can stop him
hahahah~~ and here i am saying you got no sense of humor, I’m gonna s~~stop him? what ? you serious ? and I have to ~~no ~~master oogway will stop him , he did it before , he will do it
again
oogway can not , not any more
ah~~~~
our only hope is the dragon warrior
the panda ?
yes the panda
master please , let us stop tailung , this is what you ’ve trained us for
no , it is not your destiny to defeat tailung , it is his ! where did he go ?
---------------22------------JADE PALACE下山路上---------------
ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
you can not leave , a real warrior never quits
watch me ! come on , how am I supposed to beat tailung , I can’t even beat you to the stairs
you will beat him because you are the dragon warrior
awww~ you don’t believe that , oh~~ you never believed that , from the first moment I got
here , you’ve been tried to get rid of me
yes , I was ,but now I ask you to trust in your master , as I’ve come to trust in mine
you are not my master , and I am not the dragon warrior
then why didn’t you quit? you know I was trying to get rid of you , yet you stayed ?
yeh, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it
hurts. but it could never hurt more than it did everyday in my life just being me . I stayed ,because I
thought .. if anyone could change me , could make me not me , it was you, the greatest kung fu
teacher in all of china!
but I can change you , I can turn you into the dragon warrior , and I will
come on ..tailung is on his way here right now , and even if it takes him a hurdred years to get
here , how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior , huh ? how ~~ how~~ how~~~~~~
I don’t know .. hmm .. I don’t know
that’s what I thought
-----------23------------JADE PALACE下山路上---------------
this is what you trained me for
tigeress ...
don’t try and stop me
we are not trying to stop you
what ?
we are coming with you
---------------24------------JADE PALACE里---------------
what ? I eat when I am upset ok ?
oh , no need to explain , I just thought you might be monkey , he hides his almond cookies on
the top shelf
don’t tell monkey
look at you
yeh ... I know , I disgust you
no no ... I mean , how did you get up there ?
I don’t know , I ... I just .. I don’t know , I was getting the cookie
and yet you are 10 feet off the ground , and have done a perfect split
now this ? this is just an accident .. ow~~~~~
there are no accidents , come with me
---------------24------------去POOL OF SACRED TEARS的路上---------------
I know you are trying to be all mystical in kung-fu-ie~~~ but could you at least tell me where we
are going ? you ... drag me all the way out here for a bath ?
panda , we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacret tears
uh ? the pool of
this is where oogway unravel the mysteries of harmony and focus , this is the birth place of kung
fu ....... do you want to learn kung fu
yeh~~~~~
then I AM your master
ok ~~~~~~~~~~~~
don’t cry
ok...
---------------25------------POOL OF SACRED TEARS的草地上---------------
when you focus on kung fu , when you concentrate , you stink .. but perhaps that is my fault. I
can not train you the way I ’ve trained the five . I now see that the way to get through to you is with
this
oh~~~~~ great .. coz I am hungry
hahahahah~~ good , when you have been trained , you may eat ... let’s begin
after you panda
just like that ? no setups ... no ... no .. no .. no ten mile hike ?
I vowed to train you , and you have been trained , you are free to eat ...enjoy
hey ~~
I said you are free to eat , have a dumpling
hey~~~~~~~
you are free to eat ...
am I ?
are you ?
I’m not hungry , master ...
-------------26------------通往VALLEY OF PEACE的路上---------------
cut it
where’s the dragon warrior
how do you know you are not looking at her
hahahah ~~~~ you think I’m a fool ? I know you are not the dragon warrior , none of you .
I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire , that he is the warrior , unlike anything the
world has ever seen
po ?
so that is his name , po ... finally , a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
we got this , help her
monkey ~~
go ~
mantis ...
now !
shifu taught you well , but he didn’t teach you everything
---------------27------------返回JADE PALACE的路上---------------
you’ve done well panda
done well ..done well ? hahah I ’ve done awesome !
the mark of the true hero is humility ,but yes , you’ve done awesome
huh~~guys ? guys ! they are dead ? no , they are breathing , they are asleep ? no their eyes
are open
we were no match for his nerve attack
he has gotten stronger
who ? tailung ? stronger
he’s too fast , sorry po
I thought we could stop him
he could have killed you
why didn’t he?
so you can come back and strike fear into our heart , but it won’t work
uh~~~~~ it might , I mean , a little , mmmm~ I’m pretty scared
you can defeat him panda
are you kidding , they can’t , they are five masters , I ’m just one me !
but you will have the one thing that no one else does
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you really believe I am ready?
you are , po. behold , the dragon scroll , it is yours
wait , what happens when I read it
no one knows , but legend says you would be able to hear a butterfly’s wing beat
oh .. really ? that’s cool
yes , and see light in the deepest cave , you will feel the universe in motion around you
whoa~~~~ can I punch thru walls , can I .. can I .. can I do a quadro backflip
focus focus
uh ~~
focus
ah yeh yeh
read it po , and fulfill your destiny . read it , and become the dragon warrior
wow~~~~~~~it’s impossible to open ......come on baby , come on now . thank you ,
probably I ’ve loosened it up for you though... ok , here it goes ..
ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~it’s blank
what ?
yeh , look
no , I am forbidden to look upon... blank ... I don’t .. I don’t understand
ok , so like , oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all
no , oogway was wiser than us all
oh , come on , face it , he picked me by accident , of course I am not the dragon warrior ..
who am I kidding
but who will stop tailung ?
he’ll detroy everthing and everyone
no .. evacuate the valley , you must protect the villagers from tailung’s rage
what about you master ?
I will fight him
what
I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape
but shifu , he’ll kill you
then I will finally pay for my mistake . listen to me all of you , it is time for you to continue
your journey without me . I ’m very proud to have been your master
---------------29------------VALLEY OF PEACE里---------------
we’ve got to get them out safely
come little one , let’s find you mama
viper , gather the southen farmers , mantis , the north , crane , light the way
---------------30------------PO家里---------------
look, it’s the dragon warrior
ah~~~~~hey dad
po .. good to have you back son
good to be back
let’s go po
so for our next shot , it’s time to face it , the future of noodles is dice cut vegetables , no
longer slices , and , also I was thinking , maybe this time we will have a kitchen you can actually
step up in , hmm ? you like that ? ah ~~po ...I....I ..I am sorry , things didn’t work out , it just
wasn’t meant to be .
ah~~~~~~
po , forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits , we are noodle folk , broth runs deep
through our veins
I don’t know dad , honestly , sometime I can’t believe I am actually your son
ohh~~po , I think it’s time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago
ok ?
the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup
oh~~~
come near me ... the secret ingredient is ... nothing
huh ?
you heard me , nothing .. there is no secret ingredient
wait wait , it’s just plain old noodle soup? you don’t add some kind of special sauce or something ?
don’t have to , to make something special , you just have to believe it’s special
there is no secret ingredient
---------------31------------JADE PALACE里---------------
I have come home , master
this is no longer your home , and I am no longer your master
oh yes , you have a new favorite, so where is this ..po? did I scare him off ?
this battle is between you and me
so , that is how it’s going to be
that is how it must be
I rotted in jail for twenty year because of your weakness
obeying your master is not weakness
you knew I was the dragon warrior , you always knew . but when oogway said otherwise ,
what did you do ? what did you do ! nothing
you were not meant to be the dragon warrior ,that was not my fault
not your fault ? who filled my head with dreams . who drove me to train until my bones
cracked . who denied me my destiny
It was never my decision to make
it is now , give me the scroll
I would rather die
what I ever did , I did to make you proud , tell me how proud you are , shifu ! tell me ... tell
me ~~~~~
I ~~ I have always been proud of you , on the first moment I’ve been proud of you . and it
was my pride that blinded me , I loved you too much to see what you were becoming , what I was turning you into , I’m s~~ I’m sorry
I don’t want you apology , I want my scroll , what , where is it ?
dragon warrior has taken scroll half way across china right now , you would never see that
scroll , tailung .. never ... never
hey! stairs ~~~ ahhh
who are you ?
buddy , I am the dragon warrior ah...
you ? heheheh ~~ him ? he ’s a panda , you’re a panda , what are you gonna do big buy ,
sit on me ?
don’t tempt me , now .. I’m gonna use , this , hahah~~ you want it , come get it ! ah~~~~~~~~~
finally ...
that scroll is mine...
hey...
I like that wow~~
this scroll is giving him power
finally .. oh ... yes . heheh ~~ the power of the dragon scroll is mine ! it’s nothing
ohh ~~ it’s ok , I didn’t get it the first time either
what ?
there is no secret ingredient , it ’s just you
ya ~~~~~~~
hahah ~~ hahah~~ stop it , no , I ’m gonna pee .. don’t .. don’t ...hahah .. don’t don’t
you can not defeat me , you , you are just a big fat panda !
I’m not a big fat panda , I ’m THE big fat panda
ah~~~~ the wushi finger hold
oh you know this hold
you’re bluffing ? you’re bluffing ! shifu didn’t teach you that
nope , I figured it out , skadoosh!
---------------32------------VALLEY OF PEACE里---------------
oh .. look , the dragon warrior
yeah ~~~~~~~~~~~ dragon warrior ....
that ’s my boy , that big lovely kung fu warrior is my son , yes ...
thanks dad ... hey guys
master~~
master~~~~~~
heh ..master ? master shifu ..
---------------33------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR里---------------
master .. shifu , shifu , are you ok ?
hmm ? po , you are alive , or we’re both dead
no master , I didn’t die , I defeated tailung
you did ? whoa~~~~ it is as oogway foretold , you are the dragon warrior you have
brought peace to this valley , and , and me , thank you , thank you , po thank you .. thank you ...
no , master .. no no no , don’t die shifu , please !
I’m not dying you idiot , ah~~~~ dragon warrior , I’m simply at peace , finally
ohh ~~ so um, I should stop talking ?
if you can
can I get something to eat ?
yeh ~~~~~